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Flowey the Flower!

@fr1endlyfl0wer.bsky.social

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"Don't you have anything better to do?"

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Flowey the Flower! @fr1endlyfl0wer.bsky.social · Oct 17

Here we go again, huh?

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Flowey the Flower! @fr1endlyfl0wer.bsky.social · Jan 26

You find workarounds, but that's only half of it.
I can't feel anything either.

Dr. Faust and co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · Jan 26

-I mean, no limbs sounds terrible-

Flowey the Flower! @fr1endlyfl0wer.bsky.social · Jan 26

Boy, you all seem curious about that.

It's really not as pleasant as you think it is. Far from it, really.

Flowey the Flower! @fr1endlyfl0wer.bsky.social · Jan 26

Ugh.
It's just not showing me all the other parody accounts around here.

I've got to struggle through the process of "liking" everyone's "posts" just for it to adapt.

Mike Schmidt @tirednightguard.bsky.social · Jan 26

Memo? Memo for what?

Flowey the Flower! @fr1endlyfl0wer.bsky.social · Jan 23

When's this algorithm gonna get the memo?

Flowey the Flower! @fr1endlyfl0wer.bsky.social · Jan 26

Boy, you all seem curious about that.

It's really not as pleasant as you think it is. Far from it, really.

Dr. Faust and co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · Jan 26

@fr1endlyfl0wer.bsky.social

-Soooooo, what's it like being a flower?-

Flowey the Flower! @fr1endlyfl0wer.bsky.social · Jan 23

When's this algorithm gonna get the memo?

Flowey the Flower! @fr1endlyfl0wer.bsky.social · Jan 23

[* (A vine picks up the jar, as Girlfriend looks beside her in confusion.)]

Girl !!! @demongal437.bsky.social · Oct 23

( [READER] is at the grocery store. )

( They round a corner and find GF failing to reach a jar of peanut butter... on the second shelf. )

( She continues to hop and reach for it, failing every time. )

( She's pouting. )