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Dr. Faust and co.
@drfaustmd.bsky.social
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Dr. Faust and co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · Oct 19
Welcome, my dear patients.

We hope you're ready for the check-up of a lifetime

And remember, no need for insurance
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Dr. Faust and co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 6h
-Wait, you haven't done a single turf war since getting that form???-
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Dr. Faust and co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 8h
"When did I ever say it was simple?"

"It's a constant commitment. One that even I think is pretty hard, but I still do it because I know there's someone who would've wanted me to"
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Dr. Faust and co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 8h
"Then stop being all moppy and start getting pumped up"

"Trust me, there's nothing wrong with feeling like life hasn't gone your way, but you've still got a life to live"
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Dr. Faust and co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 8h
"If you spend all that time being sappy, you'll never actually feel good"
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Dr. Faust and co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 9h
"No need to get all deep about it"
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Dr. Faust and co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 9h
"First off, no you can't. That's literally me"

"Second off, it's really not. It's Snow White"
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Dr. Faust and co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 9h
"My heart is a book"
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Dr. Faust and co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 9h
"No clue. Don't got time for any of that since there's no one who can keep up with me"

"Dad says it's like finding your other half to make you truly whole"
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Dr. Faust and co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 2d
-Ooooooooooo!-
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Dr. Faust and co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 2d
"They call me 007"

"0 meaningful relationships"

"0 interactions outside of item posts"

"7 moments of talking about my dead brother"
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Dr. Faust and co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 3d
-You see guys, I'm actually in Strive the whole time as the woman in the "A Happy Family" stage. Trust me it's definitely me just all fancied up and I'm definitely not lying at all-
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Dr. Faust and co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 3d
//I've noticed a trend when it comes to who on here gets interactions
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Dr. Faust and co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 3d
*Aaaaand she's already chowing down*
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Dr. Faust and co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 3d
-Aaaaaand this is why we're friends!-
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Dr. Faust and co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 3d
-With all those fights, I think I've deserved a donut or twenty-
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Dr. Faust and co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 4d
-I meeeeeean, I kinda do-

-All those fights have to be doing something-
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Dr. Faust and co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 4d
-Hmmmm....maybe December instead is when I'll exercise-
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Dr. Faust and co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 4d
-Ehhhh, I'll save exercising for November-
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Dr. Faust and co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 4d
-Now just what are you doing?-
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Dr. Faust and co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 4d
-So smaaaaaall-
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Dr. Faust and co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 4d
-Awwwww, look at yoooooooou-
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Dr. Faust and co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 4d
-That you are!-
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Dr. Faust and co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 4d
-Waaaay bigger than a city-
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Dr. Faust and co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 4d
-Hmmm, heeeeey, you were right! It is filli-

*She shoots up thousands of feet this time*

-.....Nevermind-
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Dr. Faust and co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 4d
-Welp, might as well give it a try-

*She downs the entire bowl*
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