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Dr. Faust and co.
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A parody account
" " Faust Jr
- - Fanny
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1vE-tSpG4_kE0n8qn7c0QZIiYUpdoS8sa
They turned me into a star, patients
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
"Did you know over in Japan, today is considered Good Big Brother day?"

"......Shame I never was one when I had the chance"
November 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Greetings, patients

It's looking to be quite the Stimulating Saturday

Please make sure to take care of yourselves today, and every other day after that.

After all, there's someone out there who cares about you very much
November 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Whenever there are no patients to treat

I flop on the floor until someone needs assistance
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"Y'know I don't have a clue why people are so scared of doing deadly things. It's perfect for me"

"If I succeed, I look cool and if I fail, I get to see Isaac again"

"It's literally a win-win for me"
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
-I believe everyone has the possibility for good! As long as they truly regret what they did and accept whatever consequences come with their actions and strive to make things right rather than try to save face-

-Unless you hate Dr. Baldhead-

-There's no saving you-
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!-

-buuuut maybe it should also be Fanny Fall too!-

-It's Fanny Faaaaaaaaaall!-
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
-Hmmmmm, what's your biggest dream?-
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
//Crazy what one traumatic moment does to a person
November 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
-I have finally found a solution to have room for more friends on the couch-
November 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
//Dumb idea for April fools in a few months where Faust is replaced with Faust from Damon and Baby
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Good morning, dear patients

It's yet again another Monday, but don't let that get you down

You're capable of turning such a negative day around. It's your life, after all
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Greetings, patients

I certainly hope you're all taking care of yourselves

Of course, if you aren't, that's what I'm here for
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
-Huh, I usually just do this-
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 AM
"So there might be one last thing about these items I never mentioned. Collecting enough of a certain type will cause a special transformation"

"This got me thinking....what transformation would fit you all the most?"
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!-
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
-......Why-
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
-Even without the dolphin, I remember you were a demon-
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
-Can you guys do me a favor and not get into any big adventures today?-

-It's my day off. I'd prefer to sleep in-
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
"Dang, Isaac had a lot of off brand stuff"

"He didn't even have a Pokeball, he's got a friendly ball"
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
-Helloooooooooo-

-Hope you all are doing alright. Be sure to stop on by if you need anything-
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Can you believe we're almost a third of the way through November, patients

That's means it's only a matter of time until we will once again be needed for something other than healing

Be sure to stay good these next few weeks
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Too silly for her own good

This is why you're supposed to balance silliness with unfathomable suffering
November 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
-Helloooooooo!-

-Guess who's up and ready to offer her assistance to anyone who needs it? It's me!-

-Sooooooooo anyone need any help?-
November 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM