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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 21h

I laugh reacted some dumb Charlie Kirk shit on FB and this weirdo found one of my posts that I must have accidentally made public and acted like he was going to swarm me. 😂

He also found a three year old picture of my son and included it in his post. Fucking weirdos.

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 22h

He would get along famously with my 9 yo son, who can also tell you how many units the PS2 and og Xbox sold upon their release.

Like, you’re 9, why do know that!?

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 3d

If they've got you angry with tamale vendors, museum displays and trans kids, you are their perfect dumbass and whatnot.

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 1d

I got an oil change and washed and cleaned my car today like a goddamn adult.

Please celebrate my accomplishments!

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 1d

an incontestable fact of the second trump administration is it is actively trying to sicken and kill as many americans as it can

Lena Sun @lenasun.bsky.social · 1d

NEW: @CDCgov hit hard by massive firings that several staff describe to me as a “bloodbath.”
Among those RIFd:
—leadership of the center for immunization and respiratory diseases;
—leadership of global health center
—leadership of the measles outbreak response; 1/4

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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 1d

Contrast all of this decimation of the CDC & unraveling of vax recommendations with the fact that Trump got a covid shot and a flu shot yesterday. The message is clear: they dont care if *we* die, but they sure as fuck wanna make sure they dont

jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 1d

an incontestable fact of the second trump administration is it is actively trying to sicken and kill as many americans as it can

Lena Sun @lenasun.bsky.social · 1d

NEW: @CDCgov hit hard by massive firings that several staff describe to me as a “bloodbath.”
Among those RIFd:
—leadership of the center for immunization and respiratory diseases;
—leadership of global health center
—leadership of the measles outbreak response; 1/4

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 1d

Shout out to the non-Harris voters! Thanks for fucking us!

SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 1d

Can’t wait to see how high my insurance premiums soar this year! I work for a nonprofit CMH. They already had to stop matching our 401k contributions.

Looking forward to doing more work for less pay while waiting for the whole thing to collapse.

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 1d

Can’t wait to see how high my insurance premiums soar this year! I work for a nonprofit CMH. They already had to stop matching our 401k contributions.

Looking forward to doing more work for less pay while waiting for the whole thing to collapse.

SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 1d

“Why complain about long sportsball if like sportsball?”

Ah yes. You have bested us again, oh great one. Your brain is very large and stuffed with wisdom! We shall have a ceremony in your honor and present you with many gifts! Our greatest artists shall craft a statue of gold in your likeness!

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 2d

It’s the 859th inning. I no longer recognize myself. I am convinced that I am living in a simulation. T-Mobile park is crumbling. Javy Baez retired in the 802nd inning. AJ Hinch died of natural causes in the 827th.

Werner Herzog is filming a documentary about my life. I beg him to kill me.

SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 2d

It’s the 437th inning of game 5 of the ALDS. I now have a big bushy beard. I have been fired from my job. My family has abandoned me. The Tigers have loaded the bases with no outs for 32 consecutive innings but have not scored a single run.

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 2d

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 2d

It’s the 437th inning of game 5 of the ALDS. I now have a big bushy beard. I have been fired from my job. My family has abandoned me. The Tigers have loaded the bases with no outs for 32 consecutive innings but have not scored a single run.

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 2d

It’s the 437th inning of game 5 of the ALDS. I now have a big bushy beard. I have been fired from my job. My family has abandoned me. The Tigers have loaded the bases with no outs for 32 consecutive innings but have not scored a single run.

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 2d

This game is going 27 innings isn’t it? #DetroitTigers

SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 2d

This is crazy. You only get so many chances. You can’t squander them.

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 2d

Hard disagree from this Tigers fan.

SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 2d

Vest and Melton were absolutely filthy tonight out of the bullpen.

Now someone please hit a bomb! Preferably with someone on base. #DetroitTigers

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah, he hasn’t been as sharp since the injury.

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 2d

They’ve got huge government contracts, so of course they’re going to suck up to him.

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 2d

They’ve got huge government contracts so of course they need to suck up to dear leader.

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 2d

WHOEVER IS MAKING THESE AI VIDEOS OF ANTHROPOMORPHIC CATS WITH RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS SHOULD BE SENT TO JAIL IMMEDIATELY.

a man in a military uniform is standing in a room with flags and says `` right to jail , right away '' .

ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in a room with flags and says `` right to jail , right away '' .

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 2d

It’s because Platner is a giant red flag with a face painted on it, Bernie.

Guy Trivago @convolutedname.bsky.social · 3d

I saw this 15 mins ago and I am still laughing

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 2d

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Guy Trivago @convolutedname.bsky.social · 3d

I saw this 15 mins ago and I am still laughing

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 2d

No reason at all that Greg can’t hit the pull up bar and show us what he’s made of!

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 2d

Chuck Schumer actually has a giant red IMPEACH button on his desk and if he pushes it, a giant spring launches Trump into the Potomac.

Sadly, he’s too feckless to use it!

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Don't Fret. It Adores You @seed-corn-thoughts.bsky.social · 2d

This is basically magical thinking. It is the thought process of a small, frightened child who just wants mommy to make the pain stop and is getting angry that she can't.
The issue is that this is a grown adult, not a small child, and also when the Democrats do things it's never good enough.

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