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Norman the Red

@foxscionofthewoods.bsky.social

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30s Queer red fox reponsible for everything wrong with everything. TTRPGS, Final Fantasy, JoJo enthusiast. I love the HELL out of HORROR. Working a handful of furry-themed tabletop campaigns (Daggerheart, Triangle Agency, Delver’s Guide to Beast World)

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Norman the Red @foxscionofthewoods.bsky.social · Jan 23

It’s my day off today so I want to fulfill any curiosities.

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ZakuraTech @zakuratech.bsky.social · Jan 23

A very wholesome meme ! And def a time for more pleasant musing.

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Evelyn Lacine @hornedgoddess.bsky.social · Jan 23

Share the stuff you love and surround yourself in cool people and community!

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Norman the Red @foxscionofthewoods.bsky.social · 1h

I wasn’t going to negatively judge Echo for fade-to-blacking the sex scenes but I didn’t expect to read a whole blowjob scene lmao bravo

Norman the Red @foxscionofthewoods.bsky.social · 1h

My brother walked into my room right before a sex scene with Flynn in Echo and I quickly alt-tabbed and listened to him talk of medical stuff while the heartbeat audio is playing in my ears lmao

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Ghoulumunkus @gulumunkus.bsky.social · 4h

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Norman the Red @foxscionofthewoods.bsky.social · 2h

*remembers what Echo is like* Uh no wrong fox, wrong town.

Norman the Red @foxscionofthewoods.bsky.social · 2h

omg I cameo in Echo :3

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Norman the Red @foxscionofthewoods.bsky.social · 3h

The furry that got their awakening from Smoke Room after asking people what that fox character was in the WayneRadioTV clip of him revealing the fridge

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Norman the Red @foxscionofthewoods.bsky.social · 3h

Those at BFLC: Check them out

oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 1d

BLFC ATTENDEES! Join Astrea and Jade (of the podcast Ink Fox and Paper Tiger) plus yours truly in the Teton room @ 6pm tomorrow for a not-remotely-exhaustive historical overview of FURRY WEBCOMICS-- their origins, evolution and context within internet culture at large! Expand your BRAIN. #BLFC25

a title card for our HISTORY OF FURRY WEBCOMICS panel

illustrations of all our fursonas by cupsofjade. from left to right: Astrea, yours truly, Jade

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Norman the Red @foxscionofthewoods.bsky.social · 4h

Do recommend. It’s a cool little mystery game in a weird spooky world. Hope to see more

Bastinus Rex @bastinusrex.bsky.social · 4h

HEEEEERE IT IS !!!
500 reviews with OVERWHELMINGLY POSITIVE !!
💨🌪️🐦🏑🏂🤸‍♀️🏄🏆🤹🎷🛹✈️🪂🏝️📡🪚🔪🫧

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 4h

That’s where the Teletubbies live

70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifiart.bsky.social · 4h

Syd Mead

Several cars pull up at a large dome that's mostly covered in well-trimmed grass. A golf cart is off to one side, and an array of solar panels is on the top of the dome.

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Hannah Comstock @hannahorca.bsky.social · 5h

A spooky fellow

Illustration of a creature emerging from darkness. I has exposed teeth and finger-like appendages coming from its mouth

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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 5h

2023: WE'LL DEFINITELY CREATE A MACHINE GOD THAT WILL SOLVE CLIMATE CHANGE

2024: AI WILL SOON DIAGNOSE YOUR DISEASES, TEACH YOUR CHILDREN, AND GIVE YOU COMPANIONSHIP

2025: AI WILL SOON CREATE MOVIES AND VIDEO GAMES ON DEMAND TO YOUR EXACT SPECIFICATIONS

2025.5: UHHHHHH SOON YOU CAN SEXT IT

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Ragdishnak @rag.dog · 8h

She's got curves, claws and questionable trigger discipline. What more could you want?

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Eric@BLFC @ericstrother.bsky.social · 8h

A fine selection awaits you at the #blfc2025 dealers room!

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 2d

POKEY AND THE MARBLES yellow5.com/pokey

THE SMALL CHILD APPROACHES POKEY, WHO STANDS SEVERAL PACES AWAY FROM A LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER!!!! HE HAS THROWN A SMALL OBJECT!!

SHE ASKS: HELLO POKEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING???

HE RESPONDS: THROWING MARBLES AT LAW ENFORCEMENT!!

THE MARBLE COLLIDES WITH A RESOUNDING POK!

THE OFFICER TURNS AND BECRIES: YOU!!!

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS POKEY: WHAT HAPPENS NEXT POKEY???

POKEY TURNS TO THE COPPER AND SHOUTS!! COME GET ME COPPER!!

THE COPPER SAYS ONLY: BUT YOU'RE SO FAR AWAY

THE LITTLE GIRL THEN TURNS TO POKEY TO ASK: MAY I TRY POKEY????

HE INTONES: OF COURSE!! HERE IS A MARBLE SMALL CHILD

SHE FACES THE COPPER AND HURLS THE MARBLE!! IT SOARS THROUGH THE AIR AND, WITH A NOISE, TRUNDLES OFF THE CAP OF THE OFFICER!!

THE SMALL CHILD EXCLAIMS WITH DELIGHT: TEE HEE!!!

POKEY SHOUTS: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY

THE OFFICER, WEAKLY: PLEASE NO

LATER, OUR TWO FRIENDS ARE DRESSED IN GOLD AND FINERY!! THE SMALL CHILD ASKS: DID YOU FIND ALL OUR MARBLES POKEY??

HE RESPONDS: I DID!! HERE YOU GO

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Norman the Red @foxscionofthewoods.bsky.social · 8h

Uh huh and how much are you making back

More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 11h

OpenAI has pledged to spend $1 trillion in the next five years.

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Norman the Red @foxscionofthewoods.bsky.social · 8h

TJ in Echo is annoying I want to take a big bite out of him like this

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𝒦𝒶𝓎𝓁𝒶 🔞 𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔰𝔲𝔪 𝔤𝔣 @gfpossy.possum.army · 10h

we're so back! 🩶

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Jordan @slclunk.com · 10h

You can find countless articles of “Young Republican chapter forced to disband due to racist/antisemitic/misogynistic/etc conduct” going back decades.

The sensible liberals can’t seem to realize Young Republican clubs are the ideological and de facto successor to 50s/60s “whites only clubs”

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Remedy Entertainment @remedygames.com · 10h

ALAN WAKE DESIGN WORKS 🔦 PRE-ORDERS CLOSE FRIDAY!

Presented by Remedy Entertainment and @lostincult.co.uk 🔦 https://www.lostincult.co.uk/alanwake

Everything you wanted to know about the franchise, from some of the key developers who made it come to life. #AlanWake2 #RMD30

The ultimate tribute to the entire legendary series. 250+ page hardback book made in collaboration with Remedy. An extensive deep dive with new insights, development stories, and concept art. Pre-order exclusive Deluxe Edition. Campaign ends October 17th 2025. Shown is the Standard Edition and the Deluxe Edition with a semi-translucent dust jacket.

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 1d

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

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Norman the Red @foxscionofthewoods.bsky.social · 11h

Work is keeping me from playing Echo in the same vein as an annoying babysitter keeping me from putting a fork in the electric socket

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 22h

I love how analysts and governments are beginning to ring an alarm bell of economic crisis 4 times the size of the subprime collapse and Sam Altman is like “who else is horny for computer?”

Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.bsky.social · 22h

I've been quietly suffering ever since I saw Sam Altman use the word 'erotica' this morning.

I've just been occasionally making the kinds of faces he makes naturally.

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Norman the Red @foxscionofthewoods.bsky.social · 11h

See the big thing about what makes a leader is if you can lead and appeal. Nobody is going to listen “because you are the boss”.

ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 12h

www.bbc.com/news/article...

"I once met a former bodyguard of one billionaire with his own "bunker", who told me his security team's first priority, if this really did happen, would be to eliminate said boss and get in the bunker themselves. And he didn't seem to be joking."

Tech billionaires seem to be doom prepping. Should we be worried?

The debate is ramping up about what happens if - or when - computer intelligence overtakes humans

www.bbc.com

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Koffie Kobold - Yip Yap Crew @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 14h

Aaaand they're back!

A photo of a stack of opossum stickers that feature a sketch of a perturbed looking opossum alongside the text I'm tired and my brain is soup

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Paul Starr @pa.ulst.ar · 14h

An underappreciated improvement in the world is how YouTube comments used to be the stupidest place on the internet and now somehow the top comment is always a pretty funny joke, a fascinating episode from someone’s life, or the most heartbreakingly poignant shit you ever heard

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