Theodore "Listen to the Friendship Factory" Monk
@fourwholemoons.bsky.social
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| "Good artists borrow, great artists steal," and you know who said that? Me. | Writer, co-host of @friendshipfactory.bsky.social‬ | ❤️ @risquips.bsky.social | pfp by Katnay3, banner by dotemcee | he/him
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I am officially short on rent this month and I've got utility bills to pay, please help a cute girl stay safe for her birthday
Posting my ko-fi again because I'm struggling under a lot of work related expenses this month and am worried about rent. Also it's my birthday soon please help me stop having money related panic attacks

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in Mass Effect Andromeda's case you were correct but it's out of my love for a different video game
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I need to be so fucking for real I've played multiple Calls of Duty to completion and I would still throw Andromeda into the wood chipper first
remember how the game fucks up its queer characters so bad it's arguably more homophobic than the BioWare titles that straight-up forgot to have gay romance options
remember how they decided to make party members use their powers at random instead of your command
remember how the final decision of Peebee's loyalty mission makes no fucking sense once you remember how almost everyone (and potentially everyone) in that scene is a biotic
remember how 90% of the characters are just the Mass Effect 1 party again but done worse
hey remember how the tutorial mission opens with the AI fixing your cracked helmet, and then your helmet cracks again at the end of the mission but this time the only way to save you is for Clancy Brown to sacrifice himself
sorry but if I had to take myself out to rid the world of Mass Effect Andromeda it would be worth the sacrifice
What's the worst game you finished/rolled credits on?

(games media folks, it can't be something you were assigned to review; this has to be something you subjected yourself to of your own free will)
the fun thing about Sonic CrossWorlds is how not a Goddamn thing matters in that race until the final fifteen seconds, at which you take a fun vacation to the Purge dimension
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WE'LL SEE YOU BITCHES IN BALTIMORE
On NOVEMBER 8TH, join Moonshot hosts for GROUND CONTROL 2025!

We'll be streaming live from Baltimore for 24 uninterrupted hours to raise funds for @casaforall.bsky.social and their invaluable immigrant justice work. Only on moonshot.mov!
to frame this another way, it'd be super easy to write a grown adult who sucks ass while still acting like someone you've met at your day job, but if I defended my choices with "well that's how adults are in real life!" I would be dunked in a lake
okay to make this slightly more hinged: I am 3000% a YA defender, I think it has the exact same quality/dogshit ratio as Adult, but I have more than once seen "well that's how teens are in real life!" as defense for bad character writing. like, no, you can make them realistic and also compelling
YA protagonists acting like realistic teenagers is not automatically good writing
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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Mystery approaches! INTERSTITIAL INVESTIGATIONS, the all-new season of Riley Hopkins and Their Amazing Friends, begins releasing this Friday, with early episodes released in batches for $3 patrons at patreon.com/moonshotnetwork!
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Haha! Oh, Shadowban.

Without further ado, we hope you enjoy as Cain & Theo get into the first episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic S2! I'm told this one got a little chaotic, if you catch my drift. Wink! — CE

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Putting the 'Harm' in Harmony
Holy fucking shit, we're alive! And not just alive, but still watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! I'm not sure if that's better or worse than the alternative. In any case: opening the seaso...
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did you not remember to start eating mini-dogs and work your way up to the 3-foot coney so you could build an immunity
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this is the classic power move of a manager who works about an hour a day but wants to create the impression they are working from sunrise to sunset
News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."
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Wow! Sounds like we've really got something to look forward to.

In the meantime, YOU certainly have something to look forward to: the first episode of our new season, this Monday! Remember: if you're not getting your MLP recaps from the Friendship Factory, you're not getting a recap at all. — CE
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it's been nice knowing everyone, if you need me I'll be in Mexico under an assumed identity