The Friendship Factory
@friendshipfactory.bsky.social
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S1E1 - Episode One: Nostalgia is Magic
# [Episode transcript can be found here!](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bb89wsIhCmnnbC3cX1ggCcUqBOA57_tBuirZA0gXz8Y/edit?tab=t.0) Join your hosts Cain, Padd, and Theo as they all dive back int...
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Hey, Shadowban here. Canter got so worked up that she’s in her office huffing a paper bag, and she forgot to post links. Please check us out on Pinecast, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts below so I can keep my job, please. Or don’t. I’m not a cop. — SB
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Happy Friday once again, everypony! I hope we've all had a good week, learned some good lessons, and listened to some good podcasts about My Little Pony.
What's that? You haven't listened to a podcast about My Little Pony this week? Well, I know how to fix that! :) — CE
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What's that? You haven't listened to a podcast about My Little Pony this week? Well, I know how to fix that! :) — CE
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The Secrets of My Dracopsychophysiology
Happy birthday to our favorite little dragon, Spikey Wikey! What's he getting this year? Robbed! And also puberty! Yeah we got another fucked one gang!!
This week: "Secret of My Excess." If...
pnc.st
December 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Happy Friday once again, everypony! I hope we've all had a good week, learned some good lessons, and listened to some good podcasts about My Little Pony.
What's that? You haven't listened to a podcast about My Little Pony this week? Well, I know how to fix that! :) — CE
pnc.st/s/the-friend...
What's that? You haven't listened to a podcast about My Little Pony this week? Well, I know how to fix that! :) — CE
pnc.st/s/the-friend...
Hi, everypony! Canter here. In light of some complaints about our podcast episode this week, we wanted to let everypony—sorry, let everyone know that their opinions are valued here at the Friendship Factory—and, to that end, I've got friendly HR Rep Roth Accounts here to say more! Accounts? — CE
December 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Hi, everypony! Canter here. In light of some complaints about our podcast episode this week, we wanted to let everypony—sorry, let everyone know that their opinions are valued here at the Friendship Factory—and, to that end, I've got friendly HR Rep Roth Accounts here to say more! Accounts? — CE
REMINDER: please do not indicate that your dragon coworkers are pathologically inclined to greed. Such stereotypes can be so hurtful.
On that note: this week's episode, Secret of My Excess! Which is all about how... oh, dear Celestia, no. — CE
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On that note: this week's episode, Secret of My Excess! Which is all about how... oh, dear Celestia, no. — CE
pnc.st/s/the-friend...
The Secrets of My Dracopsychophysiology
Happy birthday to our favorite little dragon, Spikey Wikey! What's he getting this year? Robbed! And also puberty! Yeah we got another fucked one gang!!
This week: "Secret of My Excess." If...
pnc.st
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
REMINDER: please do not indicate that your dragon coworkers are pathologically inclined to greed. Such stereotypes can be so hurtful.
On that note: this week's episode, Secret of My Excess! Which is all about how... oh, dear Celestia, no. — CE
pnc.st/s/the-friend...
On that note: this week's episode, Secret of My Excess! Which is all about how... oh, dear Celestia, no. — CE
pnc.st/s/the-friend...
Hello, everypony! Canter here, back in the saddle, as it were.
We'd like to offer a sincere apology for all the confusion this week—there was a little misunderstanding with one of our hosts—but, rest assured, Theo will be untethered from the radiator as soon as he's earned enough behavior points.
We'd like to offer a sincere apology for all the confusion this week—there was a little misunderstanding with one of our hosts—but, rest assured, Theo will be untethered from the radiator as soon as he's earned enough behavior points.
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Hello, everypony! Canter here, back in the saddle, as it were.
We'd like to offer a sincere apology for all the confusion this week—there was a little misunderstanding with one of our hosts—but, rest assured, Theo will be untethered from the radiator as soon as he's earned enough behavior points.
We'd like to offer a sincere apology for all the confusion this week—there was a little misunderstanding with one of our hosts—but, rest assured, Theo will be untethered from the radiator as soon as he's earned enough behavior points.
hey everypony, it's still Theo. I seem to be in some sort of armed standoff with factory security, but that's okay because my life is a worthy trade for the truth.
check out this week's episode, where Rarity's sins will be paid in blood — T
pnc.st/s/the-friend...
check out this week's episode, where Rarity's sins will be paid in blood — T
pnc.st/s/the-friend...
The Talented Ms. Rarity
To be young and carefree amid the blue waters and idyllic landscape of sun-drenched Italy in the late 1950s; that's la dolce vita Tom Ripley (Matt Damon) craves- and Dickie Greenleaf (Jude Law) leads....
pnc.st
December 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
hey everypony, it's still Theo. I seem to be in some sort of armed standoff with factory security, but that's okay because my life is a worthy trade for the truth.
check out this week's episode, where Rarity's sins will be paid in blood — T
pnc.st/s/the-friend...
check out this week's episode, where Rarity's sins will be paid in blood — T
pnc.st/s/the-friend...
hey it's Theo I locked Canter and them out of the social media office. you guys need to listen to this episode it's insane Rarity is insane what the fuck
this week on this podcast initiative, Sweet and Elite. we will all burn in the most fabulous level of hell together — T
pnc.st/s/the-friend...
this week on this podcast initiative, Sweet and Elite. we will all burn in the most fabulous level of hell together — T
pnc.st/s/the-friend...
The Talented Ms. Rarity
To be young and carefree amid the blue waters and idyllic landscape of sun-drenched Italy in the late 1950s; that's la dolce vita Tom Ripley (Matt Damon) craves- and Dickie Greenleaf (Jude Law) leads....
pnc.st
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
hey it's Theo I locked Canter and them out of the social media office. you guys need to listen to this episode it's insane Rarity is insane what the fuck
this week on this podcast initiative, Sweet and Elite. we will all burn in the most fabulous level of hell together — T
pnc.st/s/the-friend...
this week on this podcast initiative, Sweet and Elite. we will all burn in the most fabulous level of hell together — T
pnc.st/s/the-friend...
Happy Thanksgiving! Or Harvest Day. Or whatever it is we call it over here. Presumably something. — CE
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! Or Harvest Day. Or whatever it is we call it over here. Presumably something. — CE
BE A HERO: Keep your quota from being zero!
(Of course, if your quota ever does turn out as zero, leniency may be granted on the grounds of tuning into this week's podcast episode, all about the Mysterious Mare Do Well!) — CE
pnc.st/s/the-friend...
(Of course, if your quota ever does turn out as zero, leniency may be granted on the grounds of tuning into this week's podcast episode, all about the Mysterious Mare Do Well!) — CE
pnc.st/s/the-friend...
Ain't Miss Behaving
Oh no, a crisis in Ponyville! Several crises, in fact! A statistically unlikely number of them! Will Rainbow Dash be able to save the day, or will she be forced to learn a lesson about friendship and ...
pnc.st
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
BE A HERO: Keep your quota from being zero!
(Of course, if your quota ever does turn out as zero, leniency may be granted on the grounds of tuning into this week's podcast episode, all about the Mysterious Mare Do Well!) — CE
pnc.st/s/the-friend...
(Of course, if your quota ever does turn out as zero, leniency may be granted on the grounds of tuning into this week's podcast episode, all about the Mysterious Mare Do Well!) — CE
pnc.st/s/the-friend...
REMEMBER: vigilantes may be banned on factory premises, but you can always be a hero for our shareholders!
This week on the podcast initiative: The Mysterious Mare Do Well! Please no vigilantism on the lines. — CE
pnc.st/s/the-friend...
This week on the podcast initiative: The Mysterious Mare Do Well! Please no vigilantism on the lines. — CE
pnc.st/s/the-friend...
Ain't Miss Behaving
Oh no, a crisis in Ponyville! Several crises, in fact! A statistically unlikely number of them! Will Rainbow Dash be able to save the day, or will she be forced to learn a lesson about friendship and ...
pnc.st
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
REMEMBER: vigilantes may be banned on factory premises, but you can always be a hero for our shareholders!
This week on the podcast initiative: The Mysterious Mare Do Well! Please no vigilantism on the lines. — CE
pnc.st/s/the-friend...
This week on the podcast initiative: The Mysterious Mare Do Well! Please no vigilantism on the lines. — CE
pnc.st/s/the-friend...
I hope everypony has remembered to wish our amazing host @quietcrysis.bsky.social a very happy birthday!
For those who have not: your severance pay is in the mail. — CE
For those who have not: your severance pay is in the mail. — CE
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I hope everypony has remembered to wish our amazing host @quietcrysis.bsky.social a very happy birthday!
For those who have not: your severance pay is in the mail. — CE
For those who have not: your severance pay is in the mail. — CE
Morning, friends! It is my regret to announce that, in light of some recent incidents, the Friendship Factory is retracting its decision to allow pets on the assembly floor. We're deeply sorry for the inconvenience, and will be reopening commissary 27 once the biohazard teams give the all-clear.
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Morning, friends! It is my regret to announce that, in light of some recent incidents, the Friendship Factory is retracting its decision to allow pets on the assembly floor. We're deeply sorry for the inconvenience, and will be reopening commissary 27 once the biohazard teams give the all-clear.
Happy hump day, everypony! In light of some recent (but legally unavoidable) incidents, leadership has decided to implement some changes to our policy allowing pets on the assembly line.
Firstly: gang, you know better, please don't use product to clean up your animals' messes. Seriously, guys.
Firstly: gang, you know better, please don't use product to clean up your animals' messes. Seriously, guys.
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Happy hump day, everypony! In light of some recent (but legally unavoidable) incidents, leadership has decided to implement some changes to our policy allowing pets on the assembly line.
Firstly: gang, you know better, please don't use product to clean up your animals' messes. Seriously, guys.
Firstly: gang, you know better, please don't use product to clean up your animals' messes. Seriously, guys.
the problem with being a writer is that your friends will come to you with writing advice and all you have to tell them is "idk have you tried being an alcoholic" — T
November 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
the problem with being a writer is that your friends will come to you with writing advice and all you have to tell them is "idk have you tried being an alcoholic" — T
Greetings and salutations, ponies of the Friendship Factory! It is my pleasure to announce that, for the first time, our beloved factory will be allowing work pets on the assembly floor! Can't wait to see everypony's favorite furry, feathered, and scaled little friends :)
November 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Greetings and salutations, ponies of the Friendship Factory! It is my pleasure to announce that, for the first time, our beloved factory will be allowing work pets on the assembly floor! Can't wait to see everypony's favorite furry, feathered, and scaled little friends :)
Happy Friday everypony. Unfortunately, it's my turn to make the Friday post, and I don't feel like taking a longer walk than necessary to hit the break room, so I guess this is a good time to interview myself. How did I get my cutie mark? Well:
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Happy Friday everypony. Unfortunately, it's my turn to make the Friday post, and I don't feel like taking a longer walk than necessary to hit the break room, so I guess this is a good time to interview myself. How did I get my cutie mark? Well:
Happy Tuesday, everypony! But, more than that: HAPPY 1000 LISTENS!!! :DDD
That's right, we've finally made it past 1,000 listens to our podcast initiative! Thank everypony so much for listening to our little pony recap podcast!!
That's right, we've finally made it past 1,000 listens to our podcast initiative! Thank everypony so much for listening to our little pony recap podcast!!
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Happy Tuesday, everypony! But, more than that: HAPPY 1000 LISTENS!!! :DDD
That's right, we've finally made it past 1,000 listens to our podcast initiative! Thank everypony so much for listening to our little pony recap podcast!!
That's right, we've finally made it past 1,000 listens to our podcast initiative! Thank everypony so much for listening to our little pony recap podcast!!
Welcome back to the friendship mines, everypony! This week on the podcast, our hosts are discussing a topic very near and dear to my own heart: the social stigma of having a so-called "blank flank."
Now, we have a lot of fun here on this Bluesky account, but I want to take a moment to get serious.
Now, we have a lot of fun here on this Bluesky account, but I want to take a moment to get serious.
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Welcome back to the friendship mines, everypony! This week on the podcast, our hosts are discussing a topic very near and dear to my own heart: the social stigma of having a so-called "blank flank."
Now, we have a lot of fun here on this Bluesky account, but I want to take a moment to get serious.
Now, we have a lot of fun here on this Bluesky account, but I want to take a moment to get serious.
TCIF, everypony! Canter again, with one last hurrah for our first annual Bring Your Sister to Work Week featuring a guest the fans of our podcast initiative are going to love: Theo's sister, Bella! Bel, are you proud of the work your brother does for the Friendship Factory? — CE
November 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
TCIF, everypony! Canter again, with one last hurrah for our first annual Bring Your Sister to Work Week featuring a guest the fans of our podcast initiative are going to love: Theo's sister, Bella! Bel, are you proud of the work your brother does for the Friendship Factory? — CE
Gooooooood afternoon, everpony! Canter here, welcoming you back to the Friendship Factory's first annual Bring Your Sister to Work Week. Today, we have a very special guest: the sister of our very own CEO, Mrs. Golden Parachute! Golden, do you have any fun stories to share about your brother? — CE
November 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Gooooooood afternoon, everpony! Canter here, welcoming you back to the Friendship Factory's first annual Bring Your Sister to Work Week. Today, we have a very special guest: the sister of our very own CEO, Mrs. Golden Parachute! Golden, do you have any fun stories to share about your brother? — CE
Happy Monday, fillies and gentlecolts! Just in time for the Friendship Factory's first annual Bring Your Sister to Work Week, our latest episode is out now—and what better way to mark the dual occasion than with some words from the sisters of our team! Gregg's sister, what did you think? — CE
November 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Happy Monday, fillies and gentlecolts! Just in time for the Friendship Factory's first annual Bring Your Sister to Work Week, our latest episode is out now—and what better way to mark the dual occasion than with some words from the sisters of our team! Gregg's sister, what did you think? — CE
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This weekend, Moonshot is broadcasting live from Baltimore to raise funds for @casaforall.bsky.social, a mid-Atlantic organization that provides legal assistance, community organizing, and educational resources to immigrant communities. Join us at moonshot.mov, and tell your friends!
November 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
This weekend, Moonshot is broadcasting live from Baltimore to raise funds for @casaforall.bsky.social, a mid-Atlantic organization that provides legal assistance, community organizing, and educational resources to immigrant communities. Join us at moonshot.mov, and tell your friends!
BOO! Happy Nightmare Night, everypony! I'm sure you all have been excited as I am to see everypony's costumes—but, since costumes have been banned on-site for interfering with our facial recognition software, we'll just have to hear about it instead! Everypony? — CE
October 31, 2025 at 11:45 AM
BOO! Happy Nightmare Night, everypony! I'm sure you all have been excited as I am to see everypony's costumes—but, since costumes have been banned on-site for interfering with our facial recognition software, we'll just have to hear about it instead! Everypony? — CE
never recording this podcast again @quietcrysis.bsky.social said I'm jughead-coded — T
October 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
never recording this podcast again @quietcrysis.bsky.social said I'm jughead-coded — T
Happy Wednesday, ponies! Canter again. I know some ponies have complained about flagging energy as the workweek hits its halfway point, which is why I'm here to share some helpful tips for getting your second wind!
1) Make a stop by your nearest water fountain! The eels have been removed.
1) Make a stop by your nearest water fountain! The eels have been removed.
October 29, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Happy Wednesday, ponies! Canter again. I know some ponies have complained about flagging energy as the workweek hits its halfway point, which is why I'm here to share some helpful tips for getting your second wind!
1) Make a stop by your nearest water fountain! The eels have been removed.
1) Make a stop by your nearest water fountain! The eels have been removed.
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Listen in for an incredible tale from my youth about liking my little pony in high school
Speaking of experiments: this week on our podcast initiative, we've got special guest @jory.zone on to help our hosts recap MLP's spooooky Nightmare Night special, "Luna Eclipsed"! Be there, or be... scare ;)
— CE
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— CE
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Halloween Eclipse-Show
Hey ponies, quick question: is it possible to bully the monarch of a country? This week, we find out, along with special guest Jory! Join us as we watch Luna, princess of Equestria, and her spooky red...
pnc.st
October 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Listen in for an incredible tale from my youth about liking my little pony in high school