Rob Hutton
@foodcourtdruid.bsky.social
Writer, tutor, and most importantly poster.
New Eternal Couch Potato. The Cisco Kid is trying to save a wedding this time. Get into it!
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Episode 363: Wedding Blackmail (December 5, 1950)
This time, Cisco's trying to save a wedding
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December 13, 2025 at 6:07 AM
New Eternal Couch Potato. The Cisco Kid is trying to save a wedding this time. Get into it!
open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...
open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...
Every day in college football a different coach is the main character, and your goal as a coach is to never be it.
December 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Every day in college football a different coach is the main character, and your goal as a coach is to never be it.
I'm not interested in another Avatar movie unless they unleash the Predator and/or a xenomorph on Pandora
December 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I'm not interested in another Avatar movie unless they unleash the Predator and/or a xenomorph on Pandora
I can't believe we invented something that is worse to ask for advice than Reddit.
December 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I can't believe we invented something that is worse to ask for advice than Reddit.
*Glinda, getting serious 4 minutes into a song* The Wicked Witch was my friend, and she died. She fucking died.
December 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
*Glinda, getting serious 4 minutes into a song* The Wicked Witch was my friend, and she died. She fucking died.
December 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Longing for the restrained dignity of Sepp Blatter right now.
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Longing for the restrained dignity of Sepp Blatter right now.
Woke up at 36 with no partner or children and found I had been transformed into a Linux guy.
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Woke up at 36 with no partner or children and found I had been transformed into a Linux guy.
When the landlord suddenly starts painting and fixing up the common areas.
fry from futurama is shown with a very serious look on his face
Alt: fry from futurama is shown with a very serious look on his face
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December 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
When the landlord suddenly starts painting and fixing up the common areas.
Bruce Cockburn
Rise Against/Gaslight Anthem
Frank Turner
New Pornographers/Dan Magnan in the rain
The National/Patti Smith
Rise Against/Gaslight Anthem
Frank Turner
New Pornographers/Dan Magnan in the rain
The National/Patti Smith
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Babymetal
Dethklok
Nekrogoblikon
Rhapsody of Fire
Ghost
Babymetal
Dethklok
Nekrogoblikon
Rhapsody of Fire
Ghost
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Dismemberment Plan (12x)
Jon Spencer Blues Explosion (2x)
Fantomas
Kool & the Gang
Tenacious D
Dismemberment Plan (12x)
Jon Spencer Blues Explosion (2x)
Fantomas
Kool & the Gang
Tenacious D
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Bruce Cockburn
Rise Against/Gaslight Anthem
Frank Turner
New Pornographers/Dan Magnan in the rain
The National/Patti Smith
Rise Against/Gaslight Anthem
Frank Turner
New Pornographers/Dan Magnan in the rain
The National/Patti Smith
Hope all who celebrate have a lovely holiday (bimonthly board game night.)
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Hope all who celebrate have a lovely holiday (bimonthly board game night.)
Reposted by Rob Hutton
Now on the Eternal Couch Potato: We head into the backlog for an episode that's even more of a throwback than usual.
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Episode 207.5: The Fred Waring Show (June 4, 1950)
We head into the backlog for an episode that's even more of a throwback than usual
open.substack.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Now on the Eternal Couch Potato: We head into the backlog for an episode that's even more of a throwback than usual.
open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...
open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...
This is my third time reading Jimmy Corrigan and I think I've understood like 30% of the cursive text in the 1890s section total.
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
This is my third time reading Jimmy Corrigan and I think I've understood like 30% of the cursive text in the 1890s section total.
Things I have seen described as "for the girls" in the last week: anime gacha games, Robert Eggers movies, the National Hockey League.
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Things I have seen described as "for the girls" in the last week: anime gacha games, Robert Eggers movies, the National Hockey League.
Books I have read for a book club this year: 4
Book club meetings I have attended: 1
Book club meetings I have attended: 1
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Books I have read for a book club this year: 4
Book club meetings I have attended: 1
Book club meetings I have attended: 1
Anne Rice was really on one when she invented gay vampires and forbid people from writing fanfiction about them.
November 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Anne Rice was really on one when she invented gay vampires and forbid people from writing fanfiction about them.
Where do I see myself in five years? Pulled into the comic book world like in the video for "Take On Me."
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Where do I see myself in five years? Pulled into the comic book world like in the video for "Take On Me."
Guy who watches St. Denis Medical but pronounces it like the French.
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Guy who watches St. Denis Medical but pronounces it like the French.
Wanda Maximoff putting a finger to her lip and whispering "No more memoirs."
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Wanda Maximoff putting a finger to her lip and whispering "No more memoirs."
I'm watching IWRG as it's the #2 lucha promotion now, and it's pretty cool. We had a crazy mixed tag to start the night, then a llaves battle, and the Big Strippers just showed up.
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I'm watching IWRG as it's the #2 lucha promotion now, and it's pretty cool. We had a crazy mixed tag to start the night, then a llaves battle, and the Big Strippers just showed up.
At the rate things are going we'll get an e-mail published tomorrow from Trump saying "u guys have to kill epstien"
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
At the rate things are going we'll get an e-mail published tomorrow from Trump saying "u guys have to kill epstien"
A lot of issues with the Canadian parliamentary systems, but going to a snap election when the government can't pass a budget seems more functional than *gestures southward.*
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
A lot of issues with the Canadian parliamentary systems, but going to a snap election when the government can't pass a budget seems more functional than *gestures southward.*
Forge not going to the CPL Final, Ti-Cats not going to the Grey Cup. Sad days in Steeltown.
November 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Forge not going to the CPL Final, Ti-Cats not going to the Grey Cup. Sad days in Steeltown.
Now on the Eternal Couch Potato: We head into the backlog for an episode that's even more of a throwback than usual.
open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...
open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...
Episode 207.5: The Fred Waring Show (June 4, 1950)
We head into the backlog for an episode that's even more of a throwback than usual
open.substack.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Now on the Eternal Couch Potato: We head into the backlog for an episode that's even more of a throwback than usual.
open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...
open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...