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Flattus Maximus

@flattusmaximus.bsky.social

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Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · Jul 11

Today marks my 1 year post op #VSG!

What a life changing event and one of the hardest things I've done in my life.

Was it worth it? 1000%. I feel so much better and love my life so much more. I'm still learning the new things I can do that I couldn't before.

#bariatric #bariatricjourney

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 1d

Dear work,

Offer me the job already. it'll be cool!

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 2d

Cool cool mountain but it's the crew from FF7 with Sephiroth throwing the baby penguin off the mountain

Cloud"did sephiroth do this"?

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Paperspirits @paperspirits.bsky.social · 3d

I wanted to post this old watercolor portraits from a 2 years ago now, I feel Ive improved a lot since this time.

A watercolor portraits of a black pit bull dog.

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 3d

Keep up the great work, it looks so good

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 3d

That is gorgeous! Do you do commissions by chance?

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 4d

white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 5d

That'd actually look sick on the back of a flannel

Or battle vest if you're into them

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 5d

That picture is too relatable

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 5d

Hell yeah

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 5d

You lucky son of a gun!

My last Brockie show shirt got lost in the void and I'm still mad about it

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 5d

What. A. DEAL!

0 BOOKS?! Whew!

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 5d

Fellow GWAR listener? 👀

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 7d

Dat swap the test dummies with Oseem

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 7d

Fuck that. If the job market wasn't ass, that'd be an insta-quit

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雨 @ame-cactus.bsky.social · 8d

Standard Jobs
#art #FF11

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 8d

Hear me out, more shots

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 8d

I need work to tell me I didn't get this job already so I can go back to applying for jobs

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 8d

Zetterberg content

Wellness check @helmerroids.bsky.social

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 8d

Ahem

DYLAN LARKIN

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 8d

Rad, I'll take a look into it

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 8d

I'm so indecisive so this decision feels like I'm making a life choice lol

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 8d

...go on

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 8d

I feel like that's better than FanDuel, which makes no sense because you'd think; living in Michigan, I could get all the games through them

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 8d

Alright, onhockey is pissing me off for mobile. I guess I'll pull the trigger on paying for ESPN and hope I get majority of the games

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 8d

You're not wrong!