Flatlander
@flatlander.bsky.social
Hanging on to sanity by fingertips
Even if Mandelson had absolutely no clue about trafficking etc (Of course he bloody did), this revelation about the Russians connected to Epstein makes it Profumo X10.
February 4, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Even if Mandelson had absolutely no clue about trafficking etc (Of course he bloody did), this revelation about the Russians connected to Epstein makes it Profumo X10.
Sky Cinema doing the traditional, I see.
February 2, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Sky Cinema doing the traditional, I see.
As we speak, Daily Mail hacks are allegedly trying to construct a story over how the (seemingly extremely) young lady in that photo has been knocked unconscious by a time travelling Meghan, and brave Andrew is simply administering medical care.
January 31, 2026 at 12:32 PM
As we speak, Daily Mail hacks are allegedly trying to construct a story over how the (seemingly extremely) young lady in that photo has been knocked unconscious by a time travelling Meghan, and brave Andrew is simply administering medical care.
Never has the phrase "Why has x died so soon, when y still lives" seemed so appropriate tonight with the death of Catherine O'Hara being announced at the same time we're seeing eye spinningly horrific allegations in the Epstein files against the Fanta Fuhrer.
January 30, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Never has the phrase "Why has x died so soon, when y still lives" seemed so appropriate tonight with the death of Catherine O'Hara being announced at the same time we're seeing eye spinningly horrific allegations in the Epstein files against the Fanta Fuhrer.
Palate cleanser desperately needed, so for the next hour I shall be watching a show from days of yore, that will, at some point, contain the words "Grieg! By... With him and him!"
January 30, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Palate cleanser desperately needed, so for the next hour I shall be watching a show from days of yore, that will, at some point, contain the words "Grieg! By... With him and him!"
Times Radio here have said there's something in the files that says Andrew invited Epstein to Buckingham Palace AFTER he was released from house arrest....
There's some stuff that REALLY implicates Andrew Mountbatten Windsor in allegations of very bad stuff in this latest document release, everyone
January 30, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Times Radio here have said there's something in the files that says Andrew invited Epstein to Buckingham Palace AFTER he was released from house arrest....
"But as soon as the mercury goes past 40, all bets are off."
Trump: "Because of the cold -- extreme cold -- I personally asked President Putin not fire on Kyiv and the cities and towns for a week. He agreed to do that."
January 29, 2026 at 5:44 PM
"But as soon as the mercury goes past 40, all bets are off."
Reposted by Flatlander
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
If you there's not at least a discussion at the FA and or SFA about the possibility of boycotting the World Cup, then that's pretty shameful.
January 25, 2026 at 2:19 AM
If you there's not at least a discussion at the FA and or SFA about the possibility of boycotting the World Cup, then that's pretty shameful.
Everyone needs to repost this.
January 25, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Everyone needs to repost this.
If Starmer even THINKS about going back to normal relations with Trump after his non-apology, and the sickening, disgusting, downright evil events in Minneapolis today, he can get to fuck.
January 24, 2026 at 7:47 PM
If Starmer even THINKS about going back to normal relations with Trump after his non-apology, and the sickening, disgusting, downright evil events in Minneapolis today, he can get to fuck.
As @mrjamesob.bsky.social pointed out earlier, surely UK supporters of Trump must be mortified at his comments.
Let's see how enraged the two newspapers who yell loudest about patriotism are tomorrow shall we?
Oh.
Let's see how enraged the two newspapers who yell loudest about patriotism are tomorrow shall we?
Oh.
January 23, 2026 at 10:59 PM
As @mrjamesob.bsky.social pointed out earlier, surely UK supporters of Trump must be mortified at his comments.
Let's see how enraged the two newspapers who yell loudest about patriotism are tomorrow shall we?
Oh.
Let's see how enraged the two newspapers who yell loudest about patriotism are tomorrow shall we?
Oh.
"Say that to my face, motherfucker"
January 21, 2026 at 3:13 PM
"Say that to my face, motherfucker"
Because, you know, they only speak English in Berlin and Tokyo since 1945.
Trump to Davos: "Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German and a little Japanese perhaps. After the war, we gave Greenland back to Denmark. How stupid were we to do that? But we did it. But how ungrateful are they now?"
January 21, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Because, you know, they only speak English in Berlin and Tokyo since 1945.
Look, just call it the League Of Evil and be done with it.
So far the "Board of Peace" is Trump, Orban, Lukaschenko and Netanyahu.
Which if you wrote in a satire would be considered too outlandish and sent back.
Which if you wrote in a satire would be considered too outlandish and sent back.
January 21, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Look, just call it the League Of Evil and be done with it.
We stand on the brink of the gravest schism in the Western world in modern times, and a lot of the UK papers tomorrow are more concerned about the estranged son of a footballer who retired 13 years ago, and a pop star who last graced the charts in 2002.
Is it any wonder we're in such a mess?
Is it any wonder we're in such a mess?
January 19, 2026 at 10:51 PM
We stand on the brink of the gravest schism in the Western world in modern times, and a lot of the UK papers tomorrow are more concerned about the estranged son of a footballer who retired 13 years ago, and a pop star who last graced the charts in 2002.
Is it any wonder we're in such a mess?
Is it any wonder we're in such a mess?
THIS THIS THISSINGTON MCTHISFACE
I’m sure people disappeared by ICE, traumatised after surviving Epstein, bereaved suffering and starving in Palestine and Sudan, protesting an oppressive regime in Iran or on the frontline in Ukraine would be pleased to know you ‘don’t do politics’ because it’s ‘bad for your zen or whatever’.
January 19, 2026 at 10:28 PM
THIS THIS THISSINGTON MCTHISFACE
Well, going to all that trouble to keep Trump happy with a state visit worked out well, didn't it?
Who could have foreseen that he wouldn't keep his word about, well, anything? 🤦
Who could have foreseen that he wouldn't keep his word about, well, anything? 🤦
January 17, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Well, going to all that trouble to keep Trump happy with a state visit worked out well, didn't it?
Who could have foreseen that he wouldn't keep his word about, well, anything? 🤦
Who could have foreseen that he wouldn't keep his word about, well, anything? 🤦
They've popped up on Bluesky.
Block like you've never blocked before, people!
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Block like you've never blocked before, people!
bsky.app/profile/iceg...
bsky.app
January 17, 2026 at 12:11 AM
They've popped up on Bluesky.
Block like you've never blocked before, people!
bsky.app/profile/iceg...
Block like you've never blocked before, people!
bsky.app/profile/iceg...
How's the Jenrick speech going?
January 15, 2026 at 5:15 PM
How's the Jenrick speech going?
Genius
January 15, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Genius
January 12, 2026 at 4:34 PM