Flatlander
@flatlander.bsky.social
Hanging on to sanity by fingertips
Someone in the Treasury is currently on the phone to the OBR, using language that makes Malcolm Tucker sound like Thora Hird.
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Someone in the Treasury is currently on the phone to the OBR, using language that makes Malcolm Tucker sound like Thora Hird.
Waitrose are bringing out a *genuine* Christmas Pizza.
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Waitrose are bringing out a *genuine* Christmas Pizza.
LABOUR FAILURE TO BE IN GOVERNMENT IN 2020 RESPONSIBLE FOR COVID DEATHS, SAYS MAIL POLL - Daily Mail tomorrow
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
LABOUR FAILURE TO BE IN GOVERNMENT IN 2020 RESPONSIBLE FOR COVID DEATHS, SAYS MAIL POLL - Daily Mail tomorrow
WAIT, THEY'RE ALLOWED SHUTTLECOCKS?
DISGRACEFUL.
DISGRACEFUL.
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
WAIT, THEY'RE ALLOWED SHUTTLECOCKS?
DISGRACEFUL.
DISGRACEFUL.
HOW DARE THEY HAVE A MOMENT OF HAPPINESS
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
HOW DARE THEY HAVE A MOMENT OF HAPPINESS
Labour remind me of the Simpsons episode that ends with several characters at the bottom of a deep hole they've just dug.
"Hey, how do we get out?"
"We'll dig our way out.... No, no, dig *up*"
"Hey, how do we get out?"
"We'll dig our way out.... No, no, dig *up*"
November 16, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Labour remind me of the Simpsons episode that ends with several characters at the bottom of a deep hole they've just dug.
"Hey, how do we get out?"
"We'll dig our way out.... No, no, dig *up*"
"Hey, how do we get out?"
"We'll dig our way out.... No, no, dig *up*"
Sitting here watching the original 1976 version of Midway, which was called the Battle of Midway here.
Was that because they were worried it'd be misread as Medway, and people would be streaming in hoping for a Gillingham travelogue?
Was that because they were worried it'd be misread as Medway, and people would be streaming in hoping for a Gillingham travelogue?
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Sitting here watching the original 1976 version of Midway, which was called the Battle of Midway here.
Was that because they were worried it'd be misread as Medway, and people would be streaming in hoping for a Gillingham travelogue?
Was that because they were worried it'd be misread as Medway, and people would be streaming in hoping for a Gillingham travelogue?
A despicable traitor.
Liz Truss on Fox News supporting Trump suing the BBC
"There are lots of people in Britain who are cheering President Trump on and want him to sue the BBC"
"And I believe the organisation needs to be defunded"
"There are lots of people in Britain who are cheering President Trump on and want him to sue the BBC"
"And I believe the organisation needs to be defunded"
November 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
A despicable traitor.
Just noticed that Children in Need was only on between 7 and 10 tonight. What happened to the days of dear old Wogan staggering around at 1:36am trying to get an update from Stornoway about a sponsored clog dance.
Sort it out Starmer!
Sort it out Starmer!
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Just noticed that Children in Need was only on between 7 and 10 tonight. What happened to the days of dear old Wogan staggering around at 1:36am trying to get an update from Stornoway about a sponsored clog dance.
Sort it out Starmer!
Sort it out Starmer!
Homan: "I don't think the UK is a friend to this country and friend of the president"
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Worst rewrite of We Didn't Start The Fire ever.
One for the Brits.
Epstein wrote a list of names for Steve Bannon. The first one on it is Mandelson
Epstein wrote a list of names for Steve Bannon. The first one on it is Mandelson
November 13, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Worst rewrite of We Didn't Start The Fire ever.
BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c2...
New Epstein emails that mention Trump released by House Democrats - live updates - BBC News
New Epstein emails that mention Trump released by House Democrats - live updates - BBC News
a man and a woman are standing next to each other with well well well written in green
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other with well well well written in green
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c2...
New Epstein emails that mention Trump released by House Democrats - live updates - BBC News
New Epstein emails that mention Trump released by House Democrats - live updates - BBC News
Your periodical reminder not to buy Dyson products.
James Dyson owns more UK land than the actual KING. But he pays an effective tax rate of LESS THAN 1%* on his total wealth.
Here’s a novel idea @keirstarmer: to fund schools and hospitals, TAX THE BILLIONAIRES.
📍Station Lane, Bristol - near James Dyson’s £20m country estate Dodington Park
Here’s a novel idea @keirstarmer: to fund schools and hospitals, TAX THE BILLIONAIRES.
📍Station Lane, Bristol - near James Dyson’s £20m country estate Dodington Park
November 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Your periodical reminder not to buy Dyson products.
Now is the time for Starmer to grow some cojones and tell Trump to back off. Won't hold my breath though.
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Now is the time for Starmer to grow some cojones and tell Trump to back off. Won't hold my breath though.
"You fool Giles, we said you need to admire the German leader in the SECOND World War, not the First!"
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
"You fool Giles, we said you need to admire the German leader in the SECOND World War, not the First!"
You'd think today of all days, the history of what happens if you try to appease far right fucks would be brought into sharp relief.
The BBC just didn't learn. They'll now cravenly have Farage on QT another 63 times before the end of the year because they won't want to upset the Telegraph. Twats.
The BBC just didn't learn. They'll now cravenly have Farage on QT another 63 times before the end of the year because they won't want to upset the Telegraph. Twats.
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
You'd think today of all days, the history of what happens if you try to appease far right fucks would be brought into sharp relief.
The BBC just didn't learn. They'll now cravenly have Farage on QT another 63 times before the end of the year because they won't want to upset the Telegraph. Twats.
The BBC just didn't learn. They'll now cravenly have Farage on QT another 63 times before the end of the year because they won't want to upset the Telegraph. Twats.
Blatantly obvious Lammy got stitched up there by the Tories and the Telegraph. Got a feeling he didn't even know about this new early release.
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Blatantly obvious Lammy got stitched up there by the Tories and the Telegraph. Got a feeling he didn't even know about this new early release.
Bloody foreigners, coming over here, risking their lives to save others....
news.sky.com/story/train-...
news.sky.com/story/train-...
Train company LNER 'extremely proud' of rail worker in critical condition after mass stabbing as family call him 'hero'
The "extraordinary bravery" of the LNER worker who intervened during the train mass stabbing attack on Saturday has been hailed by his company.
news.sky.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Bloody foreigners, coming over here, risking their lives to save others....
news.sky.com/story/train-...
news.sky.com/story/train-...