Trishka Valtear
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Trishka Valtear
@flashfennec.bsky.social
Folfackal on the internet. Fan of fennecs. Very large. Steppysexual. Enjoys a good Linux.

Discord: flashfennec

Minors go home, please and thank you
Pinned
Pinning this, plz ignore:

IF YOU FOLLOW ME BECAUSE I SAID SENSIBLE COMPUTER THINGS YOU WILL SEE SUCH VISIONS OF DISTORTED SEXUALITY THAT THE MIND WILL BUCKLE AND THE HEART WILL FALTER

WISDOM EXACTS A PRICE - TOO DEAR FOR YOU, I THINK
Boy howdy I am NOT good with subtext sometimes
November 30, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Art by @yutmutt.bsky.social

Really feeling this one lately.

Those mountains weren't there 20 minutes ago. Can't have anyone escaping!
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I really don't know if "Don't worry, everything will become unsustainable and the systemic breakage will force change well before the ultra-wealthy have a real chance to kill us all" is a doomer take

But it's my take
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Like, here's a fun detail: The unemployment rate during the great depression peaked around 25% and it very nearly pulled the US apart at a time when people were satisfied with far less.

Even 30% today would probably turn the country into Road Warrior.
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I really don't think it's a coincidence that mass surveillance and anti-encryption laws are exploding just as the jobs are starting to disappear.

I truly do suspect that the plan in the high meeting places of the world is to let the overwhelming majority of the population starve.
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The theory: Paws exist at the center of the universe.

The evidence: If you have paws I want to be close to them and if you do not you are probably a snake and I want you eat me.

Paws or the lack thereof are the deciding factor in all things.

I will now receive my Doctorate.
November 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Reposted by Trishka Valtear
Tail strength..

#furryart #protogen
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
You are cordially invited to a rousing evening of:

Slowly shrinking away into nothing inside my belly

Signed,

Trishka Valtear (Right behind you)
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
You must decide immediately. Time is running out.

All eyes are on you.

Merry Christmas!
November 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Really don't think Windows 11 will be secure for much longer. The new app controls are probably being pushed because they know agentic AI functions are inherently insecure

Still not gonna be enough
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Been seeing a lot of chatter about this newfangled Helium Browser

It's a very young project and a fork of yet another Chromium fork. Would not use it yet, personally speaking.

Browsers are like attack surface #1 so I'm not big on brand new, minimally staffed projects or complex lineages
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Demanding paw rubs from the entire tri-state area under threat of bite
November 29, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I love Dead Rising because there are dozens of ways to play it incorrectly and have a real bad time doing it

Conversely there is one holy path to having a great time and the 23 of us who figured that shit out from run one will stan the game eternally
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Science must find a way to let someone step on my face and rub my paws at the same time.
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Reposted by Trishka Valtear
the nance for today
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Two kinks I have never seen combined:

You are stepped on by a macro > You are a girl now

Seems p logical to me I don't know what the fuckin holdup is
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I'm not sure I've ever posted about this, but there was a spate of unexplainable weirdness the month house construction started on the little patch of bog next to my place.

Visitors were hearing my voice when I wasn't around, I was seeing flickering rainbow lights and hearing things as well
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Don't slurp my paws while I'm up on tiptoe reaching for stuff!

I'll get super mad!!!
November 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Sure would be a shame if a metric fuckload of people called the payment processors on Black Friday.
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Microsoft are flirting with the walled garden model again.

Sure, go ahead. Try it. Force developers and storefronts to choose between you and Linux.

Can't see that having any negative repercussions.
I am THIS CLOSE to move to LINUX... Windows updates & "Smart App Control"... WTF?
YouTube video by Ancient Gameplays
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
If you wanna make my paws your entire sexuality that's totally okay!

I love stepping on crotches! They're super squishy!
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The fuck do you mean 'social' spiders
Cave in Europe Is Full of 110,000 Social Spiders Living in a Web City
YouTube video by Anton Petrov
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Reposted by Trishka Valtear
Art by @robomaximillion.bsky.social

Given her influence as the Prince's favorite consort and one of Raki's two sanctioned deities, it was only natural that Trishka would eventually make a showing at the royal ball.

Unfortunately for those present, she immediately misunderstood the assignment.
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Just realized that every pop-culture con from now to the heat death of the universe will now play host to cosplayers dressed like the map bug from Silksong

All of them secreted away in dark corners singing horribly

Grating echoes of "Dosh-ta-no, dosh-ta-no, ee laii laii laii" from all directions
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Power is like an egg.

Once you have it, it's

You can make a meal.
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM