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I have a friend who wants to be a sugar baby with an allowance of 1k a week but refuses to stroke ego and showers once a day (maybe) after gym and running mad errands. She just wants to be invested in for simply showing up dirty and with no class or decorum.

a woman with blonde hair and hoop earrings is making a funny face in a restaurant .

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Fist Full of Fupa @fistfullafupa.bsky.social · Jul 24

Ion care if we stop talking... but fucking toooo? Now you doin too much 🥴😭

Fist Full of Fupa @fistfullafupa.bsky.social · Jul 21

I wanna get into song writing. Somebody point me in the right direction

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Fist Full of Fupa @fistfullafupa.bsky.social · Jul 21

Her: I haven’t heard from you since we last linked
Me:

Fist Full of Fupa @fistfullafupa.bsky.social · Jul 21

The damn app was probably just as confused as me reading that bs 😂

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Fist Full of Fupa @fistfullafupa.bsky.social · Jul 20

😇😇

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Fist Full of Fupa @fistfullafupa.bsky.social · Jul 20

😦 you know what.. you right

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Fist Full of Fupa @fistfullafupa.bsky.social · Jul 20

I am a walking oxymoron.

I am a freak ....... with morals 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

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Fist Full of Fupa @fistfullafupa.bsky.social · Jul 19

Just told shorty I been a questioning my purpose in life lately. Explaining I don’t feel as fulfilled as I used to.. She told me I needed hustle harder to make more money..

Long story short..

Vent to Jesus

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Fist Full of Fupa @fistfullafupa.bsky.social · Jul 19

😂 somebody got to

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Fist Full of Fupa @fistfullafupa.bsky.social · Jul 19

Yes.. Niggas is hoes too..

a man in a jacket is talking to another man in a kitchen and making a face .

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Fist Full of Fupa @fistfullafupa.bsky.social · Jul 16

A hoe gone do what a hoe gone do.. it’s up to you not to let that hoe do it to you..

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Fist Full of Fupa @fistfullafupa.bsky.social · Jul 15

I’ll cancel my whole night to be with yo baby momma 🤣