Fishish
@fishish.bsky.social
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i call noon "the 'whiching hour". on account of that's when i make my sandwich
March 10, 2025 at 5:11 AM
i call noon "the 'whiching hour". on account of that's when i make my sandwich
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i just clicked off the stream and he's still there wtf
February 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
i just clicked off the stream and he's still there wtf
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you're transported into the last video game you played. don't tell me what it is, i can't hear you anyway. you are now stuck in a virtual world and if the console is turned off you will die. your soul will be stuck in the wires and you will not reach heaven
December 21, 2024 at 5:12 AM
you're transported into the last video game you played. don't tell me what it is, i can't hear you anyway. you are now stuck in a virtual world and if the console is turned off you will die. your soul will be stuck in the wires and you will not reach heaven
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2002 nissan altima drunkenly peeling out of a dave and buster's parking lot and, in a twist of ironic fate, barreling through a 5'2" tboy cosplaying brian griffin like a bullet through a watermelon in a slow-mo video
December 21, 2024 at 6:11 PM
2002 nissan altima drunkenly peeling out of a dave and buster's parking lot and, in a twist of ironic fate, barreling through a 5'2" tboy cosplaying brian griffin like a bullet through a watermelon in a slow-mo video
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[playing poker]
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
December 17, 2024 at 11:08 PM
[playing poker]
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
everyone knows i was just kidding when i said i was never going to leave twitter ever right
hello everyone ha ha i am so glad i am not on the other site am i right fellows !
hello everyone ha ha i am so glad i am not on the other site am i right fellows !
December 18, 2024 at 9:40 PM
everyone knows i was just kidding when i said i was never going to leave twitter ever right
hello everyone ha ha i am so glad i am not on the other site am i right fellows !
hello everyone ha ha i am so glad i am not on the other site am i right fellows !
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Be a pickup artist but for gainful employment: Unlike women, corporations do not deserve respect.
November 27, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Be a pickup artist but for gainful employment: Unlike women, corporations do not deserve respect.
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[dying in the ambulance] do the doctors know i’m coming? do they want me to come? who all is gonna be there?
November 20, 2024 at 12:30 AM
[dying in the ambulance] do the doctors know i’m coming? do they want me to come? who all is gonna be there?
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me on twitter: i’m never leaving. i’m not locked in here with you. you’re locked in here with me 😈
me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃
me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real
me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃
me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real
November 19, 2024 at 4:05 PM
me on twitter: i’m never leaving. i’m not locked in here with you. you’re locked in here with me 😈
me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃
me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real
me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃
me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real
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it’s hard to even remember what my life looked like before the 🫡 emoji
November 19, 2024 at 11:19 PM
it’s hard to even remember what my life looked like before the 🫡 emoji
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You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You have never made a film before and it would take a long time to figure out.
November 19, 2024 at 3:14 AM
You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You have never made a film before and it would take a long time to figure out.
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November 19, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Still no funny posts on the timeline this is crazy
so how do i get funny posts to show up here
November 18, 2024 at 7:48 AM
Still no funny posts on the timeline this is crazy
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how do i bvecome anywhere
November 14, 2024 at 7:24 PM
how do i bvecome anywhere
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so how do i get funny posts to show up here
November 12, 2024 at 1:52 AM
so how do i get funny posts to show up here
So are mfs using this or did they LIE
August 18, 2023 at 2:16 AM
So are mfs using this or did they LIE
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My first skeet will of course be promoting my friend Tanhony's web serial, Aetheral Space. It's really good go read it https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/34889/aetheral-space
Aetheral Space
Humanity achieved dominion over the galaxy long ago.
Once that was accomplished, they turned their ingenuity inwards. With their prowess over biological engineering, they transformed themselves into deific (...)
www.royalroad.com
May 4, 2023 at 8:49 PM
My first skeet will of course be promoting my friend Tanhony's web serial, Aetheral Space. It's really good go read it https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/34889/aetheral-space
I wholeheartedly believe I've drunk more blood than the average human.
And yet, I don't think I've ever actually written about its taste. Figures.
And yet, I don't think I've ever actually written about its taste. Figures.
July 2, 2023 at 7:07 AM
I wholeheartedly believe I've drunk more blood than the average human.
And yet, I don't think I've ever actually written about its taste. Figures.
And yet, I don't think I've ever actually written about its taste. Figures.
Lucky i got this invite i was eyeing the gas station dietary supplements a lil too closely already
July 2, 2023 at 1:02 AM
Lucky i got this invite i was eyeing the gas station dietary supplements a lil too closely already
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When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here
July 1, 2023 at 9:35 PM
When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here