LORDXVNV
lordxvnv.bsky.social
LORDXVNV
@lordxvnv.bsky.social
Author and writer. Focusing primarily on sci-fi, fantasy, satire, and weird fiction. Open to business discussions.
https://www.patreon.com/LORDXVNV
Starting from tomorrow, I'll be offering 1 advance chapter (compared to public releases) of Burnout Reincarnation to free members of my Patreon! patreon.com/LORDXVNV
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Writing: Burnout Reincarnation. Discord: discord.gg/7vYAkGdjBT
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June 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I wrote a 10k word short story over the weekend for the RoyalRoad June 2025 magazine contest. Check it out!
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1199...
June 9, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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🏳️‍🌈 Pride Feature 🏳️‍🌈

SCP-8085 – 'It Has Always Been Natural' by Diogene_s

"Actually, it's not natural. Because biology doesn't work like that. Do you understand what that means? It means you're either lying, or broken. And I will fix you."

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June 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This is the toxic old man yaoi America deserves
June 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Every time the US Steel/Nippon Steel merger comes up I get flashbacks to /r/weeabootales
May 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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when I've been talking to this to friends IRL, I always say "hey I'm working on this exciting new Krypto project" and see their faces fall in disappointment, and then I say "Krypto with a 'k'" and get to see SUCH RELIEF
February 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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March 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Proud to announce I've hit over 50k posted words on my RoyalRoad Web Serial, Burnout Reincarnation!

Here's to at least another year of juice for it, lol.

www.royalroad.com/fiction/1050...
Burnout Reincarnation [SLOW BURN COZY KINGDOM BUILDING]
Archmund Granavale was nine years old when he remembered his first life as a (former) “gifted kid”. That world told him for years that he would grow up to do great things and change the world. Then he...
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March 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Unreality
February 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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This video kicks ass: youtu.be/o2jzKo1RqWU?...
How Trying Became Cool Again
YouTube video by Nathan Zed
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February 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
This marks 2 weeks of me releasing my first RoyalRoad story, "Burnout Reincarnation"! I've passed 20,000 words. That's longer than SCP-8008! Here's to many more!

www.royalroad.com/fiction/1050...
Burnout Reincarnation [SLOW BURN COZY KINGDOM BUILDING]
Archmund Granavale was nine years old when he remembered his first life as a (former) “gifted kid”. That world told him for years that he would grow up to do great things and change the world. Then he...
www.royalroad.com
February 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Posted Chapter 3 of "Burnout Reincarnation". Going to be doing this all week.

It's about mayonnaise.

www.royalroad.com/fiction/1050...
The Mayonnaise Cliche - Burnout Reincarnation
Mayonnaise is a condiment made by emulsifying egg and oil, usually by drizzling the oil into eggs while whipping furiously. A small amount of acid, either oil or vinegar, is added to stabilize. Archmu...
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February 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I've posted the first chapter of a web serial on Royal Road! Would love if any of you were interested. Link below.
February 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
sometimes i read what i once wrote and hate myself for it
February 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Probably not going to post my art exchanges for several months LMAO
Same as last year
December 28, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Live laugh love...? I believe in despise despair die...
December 21, 2024 at 12:39 AM
one like = 1 scp hot take
December 18, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Drone hysteria is impressively boring
Two decades ago it would've been pure UFOs or angels but now?
Just drones
December 16, 2024 at 2:00 PM
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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Health care should be free when you need it. No copays, no bills, no costs. Everyone deserves care, not a bill.
December 6, 2024 at 2:33 AM
December 6, 2024 at 2:39 AM
It would take roughly $200,000 in targeted Fox News ads to get an American antipope declared
December 5, 2024 at 11:00 PM
The goal of a corporation legally is to maximize value for shareholders.

Look at the stock price of United Healthcare after its CEO was assassinated.

I would never condone violence but when a corporation increases its value by harming the environment, that's an "externality".
December 5, 2024 at 1:54 PM
soon i'll be returning to my true calling: unsubtle political "satire"
December 2, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Be a pickup artist but for gainful employment: Unlike women, corporations do not deserve respect.
November 27, 2024 at 5:22 PM