Since there are no longer any consequences for anything I’m just gonna go ahead and say I think the opening riff of Sweet Child o’ Mine is corny
January 6, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Since there are no longer any consequences for anything I’m just gonna go ahead and say I think the opening riff of Sweet Child o’ Mine is corny
I love Bushmiller’s “lazy” faces, they’re like “have you ever really *thought* about brooms man”
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 05,1950
January 05,1950
January 5, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I love Bushmiller’s “lazy” faces, they’re like “have you ever really *thought* about brooms man”
Did I watch the NUCM trilogy backwards so it would show up in the correct order on my Letterboxd? No. Did they, much like the Fast/Furious movies they emulate, get better with each sequel? Yes. Am I ever happy to see Jesse Eisenberg? No. Are magic tricks impressive when shown in a movie, a medium th
January 5, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Did I watch the NUCM trilogy backwards so it would show up in the correct order on my Letterboxd? No. Did they, much like the Fast/Furious movies they emulate, get better with each sequel? Yes. Am I ever happy to see Jesse Eisenberg? No. Are magic tricks impressive when shown in a movie, a medium th
Why is there a piñata in the den that looks like me? And why was it filled with printouts from my poetry blog and then beaten with a rake?
December 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Why is there a piñata in the den that looks like me? And why was it filled with printouts from my poetry blog and then beaten with a rake?
elf on the shelf bursts out of my chest, sprays delighted kids with gore, shrieks, skitters off the dining room table
December 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
elf on the shelf bursts out of my chest, sprays delighted kids with gore, shrieks, skitters off the dining room table
Listen, I saw a scary spider and I—let me finish—I didn't DROP the baby I USED the baby to kill the scary spider
December 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Listen, I saw a scary spider and I—let me finish—I didn't DROP the baby I USED the baby to kill the scary spider
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@consumertc.bsky.social I just remembered my grandparents had one of these playsets at their house in the 70s, for some reason. Is this unusual or do you have like a dozen of them in your garage?
December 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
@consumertc.bsky.social I just remembered my grandparents had one of these playsets at their house in the 70s, for some reason. Is this unusual or do you have like a dozen of them in your garage?
I like Paul Dano just fine but every time he shows up in a movie I’m like “welp this isn’t going to end well”
December 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I like Paul Dano just fine but every time he shows up in a movie I’m like “welp this isn’t going to end well”
When someone says “I love you” I like to respond with “love you more” because that means I win the relationship.
December 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
When someone says “I love you” I like to respond with “love you more” because that means I win the relationship.
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December 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
my personal motto is “[quiet sigh] why did i read that”
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
my personal motto is “[quiet sigh] why did i read that”
(i remove my own gall bladder with a spork) this day is NUTS! (i see a pug) sheesh what next?? (i reconcile with my father) whaaa
November 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
(i remove my own gall bladder with a spork) this day is NUTS! (i see a pug) sheesh what next?? (i reconcile with my father) whaaa
my son it’s time you learned how to prepare the cuisine of your ancestors [gently wraps slice of baloney around frozen taquito] now we wait
November 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
my son it’s time you learned how to prepare the cuisine of your ancestors [gently wraps slice of baloney around frozen taquito] now we wait
My “I did not use AI to write this” writing style is becoming increasingly unhinged, just an absolute horrorshow of fragments and run-ons, experimental punctuation, batshit neologisms, work emails like finnegans wake over here
October 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
My “I did not use AI to write this” writing style is becoming increasingly unhinged, just an absolute horrorshow of fragments and run-ons, experimental punctuation, batshit neologisms, work emails like finnegans wake over here
i like to think i’m a pretty open minded person but one thing i will NEVER understand is welsh
October 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
i like to think i’m a pretty open minded person but one thing i will NEVER understand is welsh
kids today are always like “oh you like the Keanu Reeves action thriller film John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum (2019)? i wasn’t even born when that came out lol” fuck you mackenzie
October 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
kids today are always like “oh you like the Keanu Reeves action thriller film John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum (2019)? i wasn’t even born when that came out lol” fuck you mackenzie
can’t stand fretless bass, sounds like an annoying nerd made of rubber, gotta have those frets babe
September 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
can’t stand fretless bass, sounds like an annoying nerd made of rubber, gotta have those frets babe
kids are always asking me if people really used to look up someone in a phone book and then rip out the page to take with them, and i’m like yes stupid now please stop talking to me, your inane questions are like licking a 9-volt which is another thing we used to do
September 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
kids are always asking me if people really used to look up someone in a phone book and then rip out the page to take with them, and i’m like yes stupid now please stop talking to me, your inane questions are like licking a 9-volt which is another thing we used to do
WKRP End Theme
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September 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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I wrote up a little bit more about how Prince took some inspiration from Redford & Streisand in "The Way We Were", and then how that led to a fun conversation with him about intellectual property. (There's a little gift for you at the bottom of this post, too.) www.anildash.com/2025/09/17/a...
A Way We Were - Anil Dash
A blog about making culture. Since 1999.
www.anildash.com
September 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I wrote up a little bit more about how Prince took some inspiration from Redford & Streisand in "The Way We Were", and then how that led to a fun conversation with him about intellectual property. (There's a little gift for you at the bottom of this post, too.) www.anildash.com/2025/09/17/a...
hope everyone is having a great wednesday or whatever god damn day it is
September 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
hope everyone is having a great wednesday or whatever god damn day it is
ooo folks it’s that time of year again [bathes in hot apple cider] [feverishly rubs pumpkin spice into gums] [courts and weds a cursed doll made of dead leaves and raven bones]
September 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
ooo folks it’s that time of year again [bathes in hot apple cider] [feverishly rubs pumpkin spice into gums] [courts and weds a cursed doll made of dead leaves and raven bones]
I just went over to Storygraph and saw they had an AI-generated blurb for something I wrote? I don’t really know what it means but it sounds pretty juicy:
“For readers who crave gonzo noir soaked in sibling loyalty, grotesque whimsy, and the ache to protect the only family who ever betrayed you.”
“For readers who crave gonzo noir soaked in sibling loyalty, grotesque whimsy, and the ache to protect the only family who ever betrayed you.”
September 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I just went over to Storygraph and saw they had an AI-generated blurb for something I wrote? I don’t really know what it means but it sounds pretty juicy:
“For readers who crave gonzo noir soaked in sibling loyalty, grotesque whimsy, and the ache to protect the only family who ever betrayed you.”
“For readers who crave gonzo noir soaked in sibling loyalty, grotesque whimsy, and the ache to protect the only family who ever betrayed you.”