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Mrs.SteveCarpenter @filthymartini.bsky.social · 56m

What if Steve was russian and his parents are never home because they’re in the russian mob?

So Steve has to take care of town’s businesses by himself.

His nail bat is his fav toy next to his axe and a fountain pen with a secret blade inside for emergencies.

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Mrs.SteveCarpenter @filthymartini.bsky.social · 1h

I was full on blushing reading this omg

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Mrs.SteveCarpenter @filthymartini.bsky.social · 2h

They will catch their breath eventually and make out for the rest of their lives!!!!!!!!

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Mrs.SteveCarpenter @filthymartini.bsky.social · 12h

For Eddie it’s love at first sight.

He’s in the mall with his band mates, he’s overstimulated, hungry and there’s too many layers on him. It’s a Saturday, so it’s packed with people.

Then someone runs into him, their shoulder hit and Eddie is about to cuss out profanities when he sees him.

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Mrs.SteveCarpenter @filthymartini.bsky.social · 12h

Of course he did! He only married someone else because he needed to forget him.

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Mrs.SteveCarpenter @filthymartini.bsky.social · 12h

I’m actually Eddie

Lindsey🐾😬 @steddielulu.bsky.social · 1d

This is so dumb but…

#steddie

Eddie is a nervous farter. The journey through the upside down he was just letting it rip. Quick to explain himself with “it’s a medical condition!!”

Just Eddie letting out little toots when the tension is high.

Steve is weirdly charmed by this cutie paTOOTie 😏

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Mrs.SteveCarpenter @filthymartini.bsky.social · 12h

They ran until there was almost no air left in their lungs. It was just enough for a kiss.

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Mrs.SteveCarpenter @filthymartini.bsky.social · 12h

“Wait! I do remember you. At the mall, that was you. I was looking for you.”

“I am here know, so..”

Eddie couldn’t believe his eyes when suddenly the love of his life moved, no ran towards him. And he didn’t stop when they were face to face, instead he grabbed Eddie’s hand and together they ran.

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Mrs.SteveCarpenter @filthymartini.bsky.social · 12h

But Eddie only had eyes for him and when his head turned in confusion the furrowed brows soon vanished and a smile appeared instead.

“I know you don’t remember me but- I remember you, I always will and, okay. I-I should go, I’m so sorry-“

Eddie was about to leave when a voice stopped him.

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Mrs.SteveCarpenter @filthymartini.bsky.social · 12h

“Should anyone present know of any reason that this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace.”

Eddie was suddenly standing and everyone was looking at him, including the other groom.

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Mrs.SteveCarpenter @filthymartini.bsky.social · 12h

It got worse when Eddie, who didn’t know the two grooms, saw one of them walk down the aisle.

HIM.

The live of his life was walking down the aisle to marry someone who was not him.

Eddie was frozen from the outside and panicking on the inside. What should he do?

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Mrs.SteveCarpenter @filthymartini.bsky.social · 12h

hair, the smile.

And because he can’t get over this brief moment two years ago his friend Chrissy takes him to a wedding.

It was supposed to get his mind off of this stupid obsession but being there just intensified everything.

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Mrs.SteveCarpenter @filthymartini.bsky.social · 12h

every store and stays until they close. But he’s gone.

Two years go by and Eddie still thinks of him. He imagines how a life with him would look like, if he liked strawberry ice cream.

Eddie still goes on dates but they can never reach the standard he has in his head. The same brown eyes, the

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Mrs.SteveCarpenter @filthymartini.bsky.social · 12h

He has the face of an Angel, sculpted from God himself. Luscious brown hair frames his face and big brown eyes puncture Eddie’s soul.

“Sorry.” The guy says and smiles.

And Eddie falls all over again.

Not even a second later he’s gone. And Eddie’s heart breaks. He looks for him, goes to almost

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Mrs.SteveCarpenter @filthymartini.bsky.social · 12h

For Eddie it’s love at first sight.

He’s in the mall with his band mates, he’s overstimulated, hungry and there’s too many layers on him. It’s a Saturday, so it’s packed with people.

Then someone runs into him, their shoulder hit and Eddie is about to cuss out profanities when he sees him.