Mrs.SteveCarpenter
@filthymartini.bsky.social
33 yo princess 🔞 Steddie brainrot, Buckingham connoisseur, Wayne’s Girl 🩷
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I have a lot of issues with #ST5 but the one I most wish to whine about is the lack of nips we get when Karen is in a sopping wet nightgown.
FREE THE NIPS
FREE THE NIPS
November 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I have a lot of issues with #ST5 but the one I most wish to whine about is the lack of nips we get when Karen is in a sopping wet nightgown.
FREE THE NIPS
FREE THE NIPS
You know if they don’t bring Eddie back they should’ve got Tommy in. Another victim of Vecna because boy is massively in the closet and then they kiss. End.
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
You know if they don’t bring Eddie back they should’ve got Tommy in. Another victim of Vecna because boy is massively in the closet and then they kiss. End.
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happy cranberry sauce day or whatever you're doing
i’m sorry and happy thanksgiving, you freaks 🦃 💕
eddie munson loves cranberry sauce so much that this year he put a whole can of whole berries in his hole
#eddiemunson #nsfwartbytukru #steddie
eddie munson loves cranberry sauce so much that this year he put a whole can of whole berries in his hole
#eddiemunson #nsfwartbytukru #steddie
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
happy cranberry sauce day or whatever you're doing
I love it here.
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I love it here.
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me watching Steve’s character ”development” in ST5
November 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
me watching Steve’s character ”development” in ST5
I’m going to bed trying to forget what I saw today and read something where Steve is a pathetic slut
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I’m going to bed trying to forget what I saw today and read something where Steve is a pathetic slut
I’m so glad fanfiction exists
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I’m so glad fanfiction exists
#SPOILER #STRANGERTHINGSS5
Honestly pretty disappointed with the way they fucked up all the character arch work they did on Steve.
He’s annoying and if he keeps that shit up I’m gonna kill him myself.
Honestly pretty disappointed with the way they fucked up all the character arch work they did on Steve.
He’s annoying and if he keeps that shit up I’m gonna kill him myself.
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 AM
#SPOILER #STRANGERTHINGSS5
Honestly pretty disappointed with the way they fucked up all the character arch work they did on Steve.
He’s annoying and if he keeps that shit up I’m gonna kill him myself.
Honestly pretty disappointed with the way they fucked up all the character arch work they did on Steve.
He’s annoying and if he keeps that shit up I’m gonna kill him myself.
#SPOILER #S5STRANGERTHINGS
Honestly after seeing the cringy tower scene with Steve and Jonathan I hope they kill my boy or else I will idc
Honestly after seeing the cringy tower scene with Steve and Jonathan I hope they kill my boy or else I will idc
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 AM
#SPOILER #S5STRANGERTHINGS
Honestly after seeing the cringy tower scene with Steve and Jonathan I hope they kill my boy or else I will idc
Honestly after seeing the cringy tower scene with Steve and Jonathan I hope they kill my boy or else I will idc
Just so you know that secretly I have a fav mutual but I won’t tell you who it is cause I like attention.
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Just so you know that secretly I have a fav mutual but I won’t tell you who it is cause I like attention.
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That little photo of s5 Steve at the radio station?-?!??!/
Ima need 850 fics of Steve and Eddie fucking in that radio station on my desk by MONDAY ok
Ima need 850 fics of Steve and Eddie fucking in that radio station on my desk by MONDAY ok
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
That little photo of s5 Steve at the radio station?-?!??!/
Ima need 850 fics of Steve and Eddie fucking in that radio station on my desk by MONDAY ok
Ima need 850 fics of Steve and Eddie fucking in that radio station on my desk by MONDAY ok
You know that little bell from the Lindt Easter Bunny? Eddie puts it around his d-
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
You know that little bell from the Lindt Easter Bunny? Eddie puts it around his d-
There’s a trend going around in Germany where young woman post a video of themselves with music and it always says stuff like:
“Es schneit und ist arsch kalt. Scheiß Männer.”
which translates to:
“It snows and it’s fucking freezing. Fuck men.”
And I love it.
“Es schneit und ist arsch kalt. Scheiß Männer.”
which translates to:
“It snows and it’s fucking freezing. Fuck men.”
And I love it.
November 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
There’s a trend going around in Germany where young woman post a video of themselves with music and it always says stuff like:
“Es schneit und ist arsch kalt. Scheiß Männer.”
which translates to:
“It snows and it’s fucking freezing. Fuck men.”
And I love it.
“Es schneit und ist arsch kalt. Scheiß Männer.”
which translates to:
“It snows and it’s fucking freezing. Fuck men.”
And I love it.
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Eddie dressing up as Krampus for the town’s Christmas parade and Steve in the middle of the crowd biting his lip hard and blushing like a school girl.
Steve: “… Robin, I know this is kinda crazy but hear me out- ”
Robin: “oh absolutely NOT”
Steve: “… Robin, I know this is kinda crazy but hear me out- ”
Robin: “oh absolutely NOT”
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Eddie dressing up as Krampus for the town’s Christmas parade and Steve in the middle of the crowd biting his lip hard and blushing like a school girl.
Steve: “… Robin, I know this is kinda crazy but hear me out- ”
Robin: “oh absolutely NOT”
Steve: “… Robin, I know this is kinda crazy but hear me out- ”
Robin: “oh absolutely NOT”
Im on day 13 but I fear I’m out of Christmas prompts
Silly me is currently preparing a Steddie microfic advent calendar if anyone’s interested.
And I’m dying here because I came up with it two days ago 👹🤠
And I’m dying here because I came up with it two days ago 👹🤠
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Im on day 13 but I fear I’m out of Christmas prompts
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steve stumbling dazed and disheveled into family video and when robin asks him what the hell happened, he immediately launches into a "i've seen things you people wouldn't believe" style monologue, including background music, but it's about getting absolutely railed by eddie munson
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
steve stumbling dazed and disheveled into family video and when robin asks him what the hell happened, he immediately launches into a "i've seen things you people wouldn't believe" style monologue, including background music, but it's about getting absolutely railed by eddie munson
I‘m already mourning the Beamer so hard, just imaging what would happen if Steve gets ki-
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I‘m already mourning the Beamer so hard, just imaging what would happen if Steve gets ki-
Who else has a writing Buddy watching over them? (SHOW ME)
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Who else has a writing Buddy watching over them? (SHOW ME)
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@steviesskivvies.bsky.social has written the best and also most cursed thing ever and I absolutely had to make art for it 🙂↕️ thank you for allowing me make silly art for your fic, Jude!! Go give it a read why dontcha?! 🐔
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
@steviesskivvies.bsky.social has written the best and also most cursed thing ever and I absolutely had to make art for it 🙂↕️ thank you for allowing me make silly art for your fic, Jude!! Go give it a read why dontcha?! 🐔
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You know that rubber chicken Steve keeps being paired with in merch? I wrote a story about it being shoved into Steve's ass
archiveofourown.org/works/74660226
My wonderful friend @rambamthxman.bsky.social made incredible cover art for the fic which will be linked in the comments!
#Steddie
archiveofourown.org/works/74660226
My wonderful friend @rambamthxman.bsky.social made incredible cover art for the fic which will be linked in the comments!
#Steddie
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
You know that rubber chicken Steve keeps being paired with in merch? I wrote a story about it being shoved into Steve's ass
archiveofourown.org/works/74660226
My wonderful friend @rambamthxman.bsky.social made incredible cover art for the fic which will be linked in the comments!
#Steddie
archiveofourown.org/works/74660226
My wonderful friend @rambamthxman.bsky.social made incredible cover art for the fic which will be linked in the comments!
#Steddie
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”For the record, I’m gay”
”Yeah, me too”
(as if they both didn’t clock each other within 3 secs)
”Yeah, me too”
(as if they both didn’t clock each other within 3 secs)
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
”For the record, I’m gay”
”Yeah, me too”
(as if they both didn’t clock each other within 3 secs)
”Yeah, me too”
(as if they both didn’t clock each other within 3 secs)
Eddie put on some weight and Steve is horny about big tummies
patrick star from spongebob squarepants is smiling with pink hearts around him
ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is smiling with pink hearts around him
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Eddie put on some weight and Steve is horny about big tummies
Silly me is currently preparing a Steddie microfic advent calendar if anyone’s interested.
And I’m dying here because I came up with it two days ago 👹🤠
And I’m dying here because I came up with it two days ago 👹🤠
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Silly me is currently preparing a Steddie microfic advent calendar if anyone’s interested.
And I’m dying here because I came up with it two days ago 👹🤠
And I’m dying here because I came up with it two days ago 👹🤠
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Holiday shorts part 1 #steddie
Steve has been staring at his reflection for ten full minutes, tie knotted, shoulders tense, eyes a little too wide. Eddie watches from the doorway, leaning against the frame, arms crossed, chewing the inside of his cheek.
Steve has been staring at his reflection for ten full minutes, tie knotted, shoulders tense, eyes a little too wide. Eddie watches from the doorway, leaning against the frame, arms crossed, chewing the inside of his cheek.
November 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Holiday shorts part 1 #steddie
Steve has been staring at his reflection for ten full minutes, tie knotted, shoulders tense, eyes a little too wide. Eddie watches from the doorway, leaning against the frame, arms crossed, chewing the inside of his cheek.
Steve has been staring at his reflection for ten full minutes, tie knotted, shoulders tense, eyes a little too wide. Eddie watches from the doorway, leaning against the frame, arms crossed, chewing the inside of his cheek.