Local Neighborhood Menace
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me and my stupid friends are gonna sort this shit out Local neighborhood menace | Punk enthusiast | Cosplayer | Involuntary cat parent/TNR coordinator | Out to destroy the world one good deed at a time Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/redtreepress/about?
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Person A: putting on a full face of makeup with products everywhere
Person B: hair braided so she doesn’t have to wash it, small bag of essentials, experienced
Person C: me, the absolute mountain woman, wiping my face on the inside of my shirt before marching off with half a tooth brush
On a camping trip with friends. Preparing for our day in the camp bathroom.

Inside this bathroom are three types of person:
AND I GUESS IM GETTIN OLDER CAUSE IM LESS PISSED
WHEN I CANT GET ON TO THE GUEST LIST
TO THE END OF THE WORLD, THE END OF THE WORLD
FEVER DREAM, TANGERINE, SWEAT, WHEN
I GET DOWN, DOWN
SILENT KILLERS ARE THESE YEARS COMIN LIKE WAAAAVVVEESSSSS
a baby is dancing in front of a group of people sitting on a couch .
ALT: a baby is dancing in front of a group of people sitting on a couch .
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what ever im just farting
On a mission without permission to get my hands on a palomino quarter horse and an Ardennes next. Just wait. It’s coming fast.
Charm was our saddlebred filly my ex-stepmom bought on impulse. Our farrier’s kid fell in love with her so we sold her, he trained her to cart and jump and he sold her again later.
Mickey was my app and when I laid eyes on this model I HAD to have cause it looks just like her. Mane & all.
I am on a mission to collect breed and color matches to the horses I owned growing up in #sso! Last Bazaar I got a chestnut saddlebred (RainFinder) and snowflake appaloosa (OpalOmen) and they’re PERFECT for Charm and Mickey
my best friend left me for her bitch ass husband 🙃
I’ll be okay because I have other people in my life who want to celebrate me, two blunts and also, my stable full of fictional horses who love me
I’m playing #starstableonline and reliving the 6 years I spent playing the seasonal games as a teen
How stoned am I? HOW STONED AM I?!?

HEAT-YOUR-LEFTOVERS-IN-THE-OVEN-WITH-THE-PLASTIC-STILL-ON STONED, THATS HOW!!!
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This was the Tsunami update I needed.
More of our cool ass venue on 7th st we’re looking to transform! #bloomsburgpa
My wife has been enjoying making me pose for photos
At #tekko in Zoro cosplay.

Getting a blind bag. Guy in front of us gets it, dude behind the counter goes “hold on, I’ll make you a new one”.

He made us a fucking Mihawk bag. I hope he enjoyed every second of it.
Did #wanokuni cosplays today, not making it to the #onepiece meet bc wearing white in the rain is a bad idea.
Hey there #Tekkocon! Look for me cosplaying some variant of a sentient moss ball literally all this weekend #
There’s over a decade between these photos

Going through old Facebook photos and it turns out I’ve been cosplaying for like…. 17 years???? Which is absolutely bonkers. IT WASNT A PHASE MOM, ILL HAVE MY TITS OUT IN COSTUME UNTIL IM OLD AND UGLY.
not me, going through the Tekko rules with less than a week until the convention left, trying to figure out just how few undergarments I can get away with wearing all weekend….

I’m cosplaying the king of tits out, I have an excuse to go braless right?