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chelsea cruz
@chelccruzy.bsky.social
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word clown. rita's mom. married to a skeleton named Sean. spokesperson for waterworld on @attractioneers.bsky.social
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SPOOKYDEAD💀SKELEHEAD @mikeluckas.bsky.social · 1d
Thriller Bark Robin 👻 #onepiece #halloween #artt
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DAVID HOWARD 𝕃𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 4 𝕎𝕠𝕣𝕜! @davidhfilms.bsky.social · 1d
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chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 2d
You can’t fix them.
Stu and Bill from Scream Mickey from Scream 3 Roman from Scream 3 Ritchie from Scream 5
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chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 2d
Google is perfect.
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chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 2d
Oh great another dog in a horror film.

Cherokee does survive Scream 3.
Cherokee a golden retriever from Scream 3 Sidney Prescott and Cherokee
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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 3d
This isn’t a struggle bus. It’s a struggle clown car.
betty-cocker.bsky.social Betty Cocker @betty-cocker.bsky.social · 3d
This isn’t a struggle bus. This is a struggle bullet train.
pluperfectidiot.bsky.social Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 4d
This isn't a struggle bus, it's a struggle jalopy with a missing wheel and no muffler
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chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 3d
Hmmmm maybe
sean8urson.bsky.social The AbominaSean @sean8urson.bsky.social · Jan 5
Using the freedom of information act to demand confirmation on wether or not they are giants
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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 3d
Animated Banshees of Inisherin remake starring Frog and Toad
frogandtoadbot.bsky.social Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 3d
“Maybe you are right,” said Toad. “Maybe Frog does not want to see me. Maybe he does not want me to be his friend anymore.”
Frog sits off on the distance, an island unto himself. From "Alone" In *Days with Frog and Toad*
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chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 3d
I watched Good Boy (2025) and I was not crying about the serious faced loyal dog, someone must have been cutting onions at the theater.
Indy from Good Boy Rita from my house
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chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 4d
She’s up for a performance review so fingers crossed
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chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 5d
Clocking in at the lil baby factory.
My dog as a ball on the couch
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chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 6d
You’re god damn right I bought the last one.

Guess we’re all drinking piss at my house.
Attack Peter’s Godzilla x Pabst Blue Ribbon collab
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chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 6d
It’s literally one of the best parts of HHN in recent years and people skip it 🙃
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Andy Greiling @andygreiling.bsky.social · 9d
The Smiling Friends go on a crazy freaking adventure at the Burbank Town Center, in Burbank California. 🤪
The gang from Smiling Friends hangin' out like straight up G's at the Burbank Town Center mall. The gang from Smiling Friends hangin' out like straight up G's at the Burbank Town Center mall.
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The AbominaSean @sean8urson.bsky.social · 7d
Gonna live in the rafters of a rock venue like the phantom of the opera and scare away those who try to find me

Not for revenge or anything just so I can catch good concerts for free

“DID I NOT INSTRUCT THAT THE MEZZANINE BE LEFT OPEN FOR THE JEFF ROSENSTOCK SHOW”
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chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 8d
Playing Hades 2
I think you should leave sketch screenshot “the bones are the skeletons’ money”
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Lackadaisy Tracy @lackadaisy.bsky.social · 8d
Hey everyone, we have some big news to share!
LACKADAISY - Last Call
A preview of Lackadaisy Season One - the Speakeasy is in its prime as Mitzi and the band regale the crowd with an original musical number, Last Call. This seemed like the ideal way to announce that Lackadaisy is now officially a ‪Glitch‬ Production!!
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chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 8d
wtf
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chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 10d
I said none of this in the moment because I was so frazzled by sirens, lights and the sounds of everything.

I did say, “give up one more time for the opener…a car crash”.
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chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 10d
The only thing separating myself from the car crash were hedges.

I didn’t kill it tonight but they surely could have, am I right?
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chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 10d
I did stand up next to a car crash today. Which was a new setting for me because usually when I do stand up it’s a train wreck.

HEYO.

No but seriously everyone was fine.
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chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 10d
Give me energy root maaaaan
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chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 10d
I too have this goal
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chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 10d
You really put that dog through hell but amazing work!!
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