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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy
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Hullo! I'm Felix, AKA Fanfaron over on AO3, and I am a #Hannigram smut peddler.

Here's a pinned tweet of all of my fics, which I'll update as I post more!

I write all manner of sexual/kink dynamics and themes. 💕
Boba has eaten a bit less today, but he did crunch up some Dreamies and he seems a lot healthier, so my fingers are crossed that he remains stable 'til his vet appointment next thursday.
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I don't really remember what it feels like to remove a bra after a long day, on account of not having boobs for over 13 years

But I also have super long hair for the first time since I was a teenager, and untying a ponytail feels SO GOOD
November 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
IT FITS

#Hannibal
November 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Pillion made me cry about three times.

It ended exactly as I thought it would, and that's not a bad thing.

I enjoyed it greatly, it did a very good job of showing that an individual dynamic is not representative of the wider scene.

... I want to write a Hannigram AU.
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Trying to watch YouTube and I just hear gross slurping noises behind me
November 28, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Boba hasn't eaten a whole lot this morning, BUT
-He was immediately interested in food
-He didn't gag when he smelled food
-He was waiting outside my bedroom for breakfast for the first time in like a week

He seems a lot more himself so I'm very happy
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Okay so I might potentially work on this in the new year.

I might reach out to folks I know first, then branch out to opening up to folks who want to chat, probably starting with artists and fic writers and then branching out to wider creators, collectors and enthusiasts
What if I took all that I've learned from podcasting like 35 episodes of show analysis, and instead made a podcast about fannibals and just like

Interviewed Fannibals to ask not only why they're attracted to this space, but also other things in their lives they connect to it
November 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Reposted by Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy
06-25-2023
I apologize the panel direction is a bit confusing. It goes left to right, but it's almost like a circular motion going clockwise. 😐 I just drew what I felt like. Sorry.
November 19, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I'm going to end up becoming one of those people that has a wedding ceremony to a fictional character and honestly I'm okay with that
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I meant this mostly lightheartedly, but honestly? HONESTLY?

Sure I miss sex sometimes, but I just have no desire to be physically or emotionally intimate with people.

Part of that is being demisexual, part of it is trauma from all of my past relationships, but...

🤷
I'm just going to start referring to myself as a fictophiliac / fictosexual, because I think I am officially done with real people.

I don't find them remotely appealing.
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I'm just going to start referring to myself as a fictophiliac / fictosexual, because I think I am officially done with real people.

I don't find them remotely appealing.
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The vet didn't respond to me giving them an update on Boba today, so I'm going to take that as a sign that they're not concerned.

He's definitely getting better every day right now.

So tomorrow I'm going to go to the cinema to see an early showing of Pillion.
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Oh to be as content as a cat that ate another entire tube of liquid cat treat, and then proceeded to spit out his final antibiotic pill about five times

(he's using Honey's tail as a pillow)
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
What if I took all that I've learned from podcasting like 35 episodes of show analysis, and instead made a podcast about fannibals and just like

Interviewed Fannibals to ask not only why they're attracted to this space, but also other things in their lives they connect to it
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Y'ALL.
BOBA HAS HAD AN ENTIRE TUBE OF LICK-E-LIX (churu) TODAY AND IT'S NOT EVEN 2PM.
He's also been having little licks of wet food.
I am about to cry lmao
I am also out of them because I've had to throw so many away after him having a little/rejecting them
Off to buy more
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
We're on the bathroom floor because this is where he decided he wants to be
November 27, 2025 at 11:25 AM
When will I learn?

I had cut ties with her previously due to her only caring about cis people's feelings over trans people, it was stupid of me to think she might actually have any helpful input.

If a trans person can't afford private care, they sure as fuck can't afford legal aid against a GIC.
November 27, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Boba progress is slow.

He's eating, but only tiny amounts at a time. Which is a vast improvement on eating nothing, but nowhere near as much food as his body needs.

I'll be updating the vet today, hoping the morning steroids kick in for more appetite this afternoon.
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Reposted by Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy
Chapter 2 is here and it's nearly 5k of hannigram smut to make up for my wicked ways #Hannibal
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Hey UK trans friends, I need advice

A friend was referred to a GIC in 2023, and now the GIC has turned around and claimed that they're not in their system (their GP record confirms a referral was sent)

Any advice on how to get the GIC to honour the referral instead of forcing an even longer wait?
November 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I want to feed Hannibal Lecter a rich chocolate gateau with my bare hands

Just sliding fingerfuls of cake, cream and ganache between his lips and smearing it along his tongue

I think I'm just hungry and horny
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
yay

/s
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Boba is only eating a tiny bit of food at a time, but he's also a lot more alert and like himself today.
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Boba had a little more wet food (he refuses now if it's mushed up and also doesn't want Lick-E-Lix, it must be that PURE SHIT), and he even tried to eat some Dreamies! All he really did was crunch two up lmao but it's a massive improvement
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Another post hit by bots/spam accounts what the hell??
The baby boy is here

We had good cuddles in the bathroom earlier, because that's where he decided he wanted them

He's also had water from both the cat water fountain AND the bathroom sink, so he's well hydrated lmao
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM