Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy
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MDNI | 18+ Content
He/They | Writer/Public Speaker/Podcaster | ko-fi.com/felixfern
https://felixffern.carrd.co / https://linktr.ee/HannibalPod / @hannibalpod.bsky.social
MDNI | 18+ Content
November 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Trying to watch YouTube and I just hear gross slurping noises behind me
November 28, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Trying to watch YouTube and I just hear gross slurping noises behind me
Oh to be as content as a cat that ate another entire tube of liquid cat treat, and then proceeded to spit out his final antibiotic pill about five times
(he's using Honey's tail as a pillow)
(he's using Honey's tail as a pillow)
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Oh to be as content as a cat that ate another entire tube of liquid cat treat, and then proceeded to spit out his final antibiotic pill about five times
(he's using Honey's tail as a pillow)
(he's using Honey's tail as a pillow)
We're on the bathroom floor because this is where he decided he wants to be
November 27, 2025 at 11:25 AM
We're on the bathroom floor because this is where he decided he wants to be
When will I learn?
I had cut ties with her previously due to her only caring about cis people's feelings over trans people, it was stupid of me to think she might actually have any helpful input.
If a trans person can't afford private care, they sure as fuck can't afford legal aid against a GIC.
I had cut ties with her previously due to her only caring about cis people's feelings over trans people, it was stupid of me to think she might actually have any helpful input.
If a trans person can't afford private care, they sure as fuck can't afford legal aid against a GIC.
November 27, 2025 at 10:54 AM
When will I learn?
I had cut ties with her previously due to her only caring about cis people's feelings over trans people, it was stupid of me to think she might actually have any helpful input.
If a trans person can't afford private care, they sure as fuck can't afford legal aid against a GIC.
I had cut ties with her previously due to her only caring about cis people's feelings over trans people, it was stupid of me to think she might actually have any helpful input.
If a trans person can't afford private care, they sure as fuck can't afford legal aid against a GIC.
The baby boy is here
We had good cuddles in the bathroom earlier, because that's where he decided he wanted them
He's also had water from both the cat water fountain AND the bathroom sink, so he's well hydrated lmao
We had good cuddles in the bathroom earlier, because that's where he decided he wanted them
He's also had water from both the cat water fountain AND the bathroom sink, so he's well hydrated lmao
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The baby boy is here
We had good cuddles in the bathroom earlier, because that's where he decided he wanted them
He's also had water from both the cat water fountain AND the bathroom sink, so he's well hydrated lmao
We had good cuddles in the bathroom earlier, because that's where he decided he wanted them
He's also had water from both the cat water fountain AND the bathroom sink, so he's well hydrated lmao
Nurse Honey is back on the case
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Nurse Honey is back on the case
I'm not crying you're crying
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I'm not crying you're crying
CW: Weight loss
I'm too stressed out and worried about Boba to feel good about it, but another 2lbs down
I'm too stressed out and worried about Boba to feel good about it, but another 2lbs down
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 AM
CW: Weight loss
I'm too stressed out and worried about Boba to feel good about it, but another 2lbs down
I'm too stressed out and worried about Boba to feel good about it, but another 2lbs down
Someone please buy these ridiculous shoes from me that I bought on a whim 3 years ago and never wore lmao
I have them on Vinted for £70, they cost £145, are as good as brand new, and you can't get them anymore
I will throw in the matching wallet purse thing 🙏
EU 40 / UK 6.5
#IrregularChoice
I have them on Vinted for £70, they cost £145, are as good as brand new, and you can't get them anymore
I will throw in the matching wallet purse thing 🙏
EU 40 / UK 6.5
#IrregularChoice
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Someone please buy these ridiculous shoes from me that I bought on a whim 3 years ago and never wore lmao
I have them on Vinted for £70, they cost £145, are as good as brand new, and you can't get them anymore
I will throw in the matching wallet purse thing 🙏
EU 40 / UK 6.5
#IrregularChoice
I have them on Vinted for £70, they cost £145, are as good as brand new, and you can't get them anymore
I will throw in the matching wallet purse thing 🙏
EU 40 / UK 6.5
#IrregularChoice
Deleted this post because it just keeps getting spammed with interactions from accounts I don't know, it's super fucking weird
November 23, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Deleted this post because it just keeps getting spammed with interactions from accounts I don't know, it's super fucking weird
Ten million kisses to anyone who can think of a shape/design that would work as a cover-up for this tattoo lmao
November 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Ten million kisses to anyone who can think of a shape/design that would work as a cover-up for this tattoo lmao
Decided to watch this recent video about the #Hannibal "cult".
It... Was fine lmao
Didn't really give a whole lot of info, if I'm honest. Quite generic 'dark' YouTuber video stuff, of taking a small subject (though big for the people who experienced it) and blowing it up to make it dramatic.
1/3
It... Was fine lmao
Didn't really give a whole lot of info, if I'm honest. Quite generic 'dark' YouTuber video stuff, of taking a small subject (though big for the people who experienced it) and blowing it up to make it dramatic.
1/3
November 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Decided to watch this recent video about the #Hannibal "cult".
It... Was fine lmao
Didn't really give a whole lot of info, if I'm honest. Quite generic 'dark' YouTuber video stuff, of taking a small subject (though big for the people who experienced it) and blowing it up to make it dramatic.
1/3
It... Was fine lmao
Didn't really give a whole lot of info, if I'm honest. Quite generic 'dark' YouTuber video stuff, of taking a small subject (though big for the people who experienced it) and blowing it up to make it dramatic.
1/3
Well wishes for my poorly baby are very appreciated
He's not going to like me shoving an antibiotic pill with some vaseline, and a syringe of anti-inflammatory meds, down his maw for the next six days
He's not going to like me shoving an antibiotic pill with some vaseline, and a syringe of anti-inflammatory meds, down his maw for the next six days
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Well wishes for my poorly baby are very appreciated
He's not going to like me shoving an antibiotic pill with some vaseline, and a syringe of anti-inflammatory meds, down his maw for the next six days
He's not going to like me shoving an antibiotic pill with some vaseline, and a syringe of anti-inflammatory meds, down his maw for the next six days
I just received a really wonderful delivery during an awful time which really cheered me up
Thank you so much @aleginger-art.bsky.social 💕💕💕
#Hannibal
Thank you so much @aleginger-art.bsky.social 💕💕💕
#Hannibal
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I just received a really wonderful delivery during an awful time which really cheered me up
Thank you so much @aleginger-art.bsky.social 💕💕💕
#Hannibal
Thank you so much @aleginger-art.bsky.social 💕💕💕
#Hannibal
A certain old man just got his stomach, groin and back legs shaved
(I did an awful job on his legs lmao but you can hardly tell)
They're areas I can't get to easily during his daily brushes, so that's that issue sorted now
(I did an awful job on his legs lmao but you can hardly tell)
They're areas I can't get to easily during his daily brushes, so that's that issue sorted now
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 AM
A certain old man just got his stomach, groin and back legs shaved
(I did an awful job on his legs lmao but you can hardly tell)
They're areas I can't get to easily during his daily brushes, so that's that issue sorted now
(I did an awful job on his legs lmao but you can hardly tell)
They're areas I can't get to easily during his daily brushes, so that's that issue sorted now
Oh come the fuck on
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Oh come the fuck on
happy birthday papa
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
happy birthday papa
Every now and then my microwave will randomly beep once or twice, and I don't really think anything of it
But I just got forced out of bed by this???
Immediately after I said, "Can you not", it beeped again and I turned it off at the plug
But I just got forced out of bed by this???
Immediately after I said, "Can you not", it beeped again and I turned it off at the plug
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Every now and then my microwave will randomly beep once or twice, and I don't really think anything of it
But I just got forced out of bed by this???
Immediately after I said, "Can you not", it beeped again and I turned it off at the plug
But I just got forced out of bed by this???
Immediately after I said, "Can you not", it beeped again and I turned it off at the plug
November 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Normally they're screaming the house down at my bedroom door every morning, but today was silent
Because they were still on the bed 😂
Because they were still on the bed 😂
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Normally they're screaming the house down at my bedroom door every morning, but today was silent
Because they were still on the bed 😂
Because they were still on the bed 😂
I got the cats a self-heating bed to make sure that Honey can stay warm enough, and it has immediately proven successful
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I got the cats a self-heating bed to make sure that Honey can stay warm enough, and it has immediately proven successful
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I am declaring this the gayest desk
November 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I am declaring this the gayest desk