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Guy Incognito
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A fleshy container that holds fluids. The friendly toot giver. Not on the Epstein list.

he/him
Chesco, PA
Pinned
ever finish your coffee and think to yourself, "that was so good, nothing is going to top that today, we're done here?"
EriKa KirK is pretty on the nose.
December 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Sure was smart of the 130 or so Congressional Democrats to approve the $900 billion NDAA yesterday! Trump and Hegseth will DEFINITELY be spending that on the pet initiatives they fought so hard on to slip into the bill.
Trump Administration Diverted $2 Billion in Pentagon Funds to Target Immigrants, Lawmakers Say.

The administration is funding its anti-immigrant campaign with money set aside for defense, lawmakers wrote.

Great to work on this one with @noahhurowitz.bsky.social

theintercept.com/2025/12/11/p...
Trump Administration Diverted $2 Billion in Pentagon Funds to Target Immigrants, Lawmakers Say
The Trump administration is funding its anti-immigrant campaign with money set aside for defense, Democratic lawmakers wrote.
theintercept.com
December 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Because moderates are conservatives who are too cowardly to admit it. Stop being a dunce.
NEW: Democrats know they need moderates to win tough states. They also know their moderates can’t go viral to save their lives.

@lauren-egan.bsky.social digs into the party’s uncomfortable hunt for a candidate who’s Mamdani in the streets but Manchin in the seats. lnk.thebulwark.com/4rRHZF4?utm_...
December 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Twin Peaks: A red traffic light in the dark.
December 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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doesn't look like our military is refusing to follow illegal orders :^(
WATCH: U.S. forces seize oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela
December 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
idk if Fallon is the most shameless celebrity in the depressingly large “I’ll endorse anything for a paycheck” pool but for my money, he’s the most pathetic.

It’s a microcosm of the graceless “grab that bag” ethos that has fully permeated American society.
December 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Wow: Lemkin Institute for Genocide Prevention (named for Holocaust survivor Raphael Lemkin, who coined term "genocide") calls Clinton's remarks "genocide denial."

"Young people in the US are not stupid or gullible. They simply reject genocide – something the Secretary might consider doing as well."
December 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The Zionist who went after TNC during an interview. Of course that’s Bari’s pick.
Scoop: Tony Dokoupil will be the next anchor of the "CBS Evening News." Details in @status.news: link.status.news/4oMkPgS
December 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Eagles offense tonight per Next Gen Stats:

Shotgun (32 snaps): 3.0 yards per play, 25% Success Rate
Under Center (9 snaps): 11.2 yards per play, 67% Success Rate
December 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
That's not a catch. Hurts air mailed that Mayfield-style.
December 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Nuzzi wasn’t on my radar until leftists I used to follow on Twitter started criticizing her during the first Trump admin for being overly cozy with MAGA figures, but I can’t imagine any of them knew at the time just how right they were.
@timmiller.bsky.social: "He's being nominated to HHS Secretary…You had information that you could have shared…and you didn't share anything about him. Why? Did you still love him?"

Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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This is a profoundly anti-Black country. Not just racist but ANTI-BLACK. It is foundational and everpresent.
December 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Apparently Trump threatening her life isn't enough to stop @houlahan.house.gov from voting along with him and his party.
59 House Democrats joined Republicans in voting to codify Trump's suggestion box for billionaires to complain about public interest regulations that prevent them from defrauding you.

clerk.house.gov/Votes/2025311
December 4, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Valar Morghulis
So apparently Jeffrey Epstein had a room with weird masks hanging on the wall...
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My “top artist” for 2025 was Thou. Umbilical goes unbelievably hard. Love theses boys.
Umbilical - Album by Thou
Umbilical is the sixth studio album by American sludge metal band Thou, released on May 31, 2024, through Sacred Bones Records. Recording sessions took place in December 2023 at Hightower Recording in...
music.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Man I hope she falls into an open volcano
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.

She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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grok, fuck my wife in an epic manner. more vulgar, grok. use forbidden words
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Deep cut for you hipsters.
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 1:24 PM
"I Am Trying to Break Your Heart" - Wilco, Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
"Don't Cry No Tears" - Neil Young & Crazy Horse, Zuma
"Disorder" - Joy Division, Unknown Pleasures
"Sunday Morning" - The Velvet Underground & Nico
"Isn't Anything" - My Bloody Valentine, Loveless
Top 5 Side 1, Track 1s
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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barely stopped thinking about this since i saw it. stream of consciousness like "jeffrey epstein's 87-year-old lawyer... charismatic... argues for lowering the age of consent... reflects where americans actually are... epstein bought him a lexus..." etc
Bari Weiss says she wants to use her new perch at CBS News to “redraw the lines of what falls in the 40 yards of acceptable debate” in American political and cultural life. She says the aim is to sideline voices like Hasan Piker, Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes, and elevate “charismatic”...
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Peter Thiel belongs at the bottom of the sea.
In newly leaked audio, Peter Thiel admits he urged JD Vance to ignore Pope Leo XIV on moral questions — including the ethical development of AI.

He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
NEW: JD Vance’s Top Donor Suggests Pope Leo XIV is Antichrist
In a leaked lecture, Peter Thiel says he’s urged Vance to ignore the pope on moral questions — and simply pray for him.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM