FartKilometre
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The far left, satanic, socialist that my parents prayed I wouldn't become.
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I worked at EB Games when this came out. Had a guy come in the next day to trade it in because it was, in his exact words, "the biggest pile of shit i've ever played". I wonder about him and his sad life. SotC is a fucking masterpiece.
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

GUYS

GUYS THIS IS IS SEISMIC

GUYS I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU

OPUS DEI IS THE SCIENTOLOGY OF CATHOLICISM THEY ARE THE ONLY THING "THE DA VINCI CODE" GOT RIGHT THEY ARE AWFUL AND THEY ARE EVIL AND THEY HAVE ENORMOUS POWER AND THEY ARE INTEGRAL TO TRADFASH CATHOLICISM
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.

This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei
If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.
open.substack.com
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BY THE WAY

If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.

There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.

Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."

TURN IT OFF.
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“LAPD wants judge to lift an order restricting use of force against the press” 😭😭😭

“Ahead of this Saturday’s No Kings protests, the Los Angeles Police Department has filed an emergency motion asking a judge to lift an injunction that restricts their use of force against the press.”
LAPD wants judge to lift an order restricting use of force against the press
The police department filed an emergency order ahead of this Saturday's No Kings protest.
laist.com
Punch Drunk Love is a fave and immensely unseen. That and Reign Over Me are by and far the best Sandler movies
That always sat weird with me too! Like all of a sudden she's getting interviews and talking about how much harassment she's getting because she's a woman who made a top rated game etc. But I never saw anyone actually talking about her, and that game was... definitely not top rated
I don't know who these people are, but I'll always be here for my Malkie representation.
Wait, are the ones under Cloud supposed to be Snow White?
Same thing with the Michaels up here in Canada. Feels like in a few years theyre gonna be putting christmas stuff out in August, easter in December, and the summer stuff in fall.
I wonder if we can get them to bring Tron Ares back to theatres like we did with Morbius...
Who keeps casting him? Apparently, he does.

Allegedly, he attaches himself to a project as executive producer and puts up some of the budget as long as he can star in it.
‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.
Well than, its a good thing we finally got our internet back up at our new place. Lookin forward to checking it out!
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If you can't come out right now, please don't hate yourself.
One day, the meaning of labels will disappear.

Please love yourself as you are.
The one who can cherish yourself the most is yourself.
Because that is your strength and beauty.
Chiitan loves you
I always recommend this, and even push it to people who want a good spooky movie but don't really like horror. Its a bit scary, but also in a fun/silly way. Plus its all just bad people gettin their comeuppance!
The imdb trivia page for Evil Dead Rise actually made me angry with how stupid it was. Namely someone pointing out that the title card scene by a lake has the title being reflected in the water.
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LMAOOOOO

A bunch of comedians tried to make up for their participation in the Riyadh comedy festival by donating their pay to Human Rights Watch and Human rights Watch was like “nah bitch we don’t want your dirty blood money” 😂😂 I’m dying
Human Rights Watch Doesn’t Want Any Riyadh Comedy Festival Money
Taking money from those who took money from Saudi Arabia would impact perception of the org’s independence.
www.vulture.com
Rewatched Trick'r'Treat yet again. Still absolutely great. Sam has to be one of the best horror mascots ever.
a scarecrow is sitting next to a lit pumpkin
ALT: a scarecrow is sitting next to a lit pumpkin
media.tenor.com
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Hey PSA to my YT people out there but Auto-Dubbing using AI is getting automatically enabled on your channel and opting out of it is buried deep in the depths of your channel.

Turn it off here:
Settings > Upload Defaults > Advanced Settings
I mean, maybe the first 2 or 3, but the later movies got really neutered by the censors. Same with the Friday the 13th series.
This is some Mall ninja level shit, holy fuck.