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it will hurt the whole time you are dying

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L 💔 @failedst8.bsky.social · 3h

smh my head man that third inning was a disaster

L 💔 @failedst8.bsky.social · 3h

well then :|

L 💔 @failedst8.bsky.social · 4h

holy shit naylor has the joe root gene

L 💔 @failedst8.bsky.social · 4h

IT JUST KEEPS GOING #GOMS

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 12h

007 struggling against his restraints: you can't cook those chicken nuggets with the fries, blofeld. you'll burn one and undercook the other

blofeld: fret not, mr. bond. this air fryer has dual zones

L 💔 @failedst8.bsky.social · 6h

Sound of Silver talk to me
Makes you want to feel
Like a shirt lifter
Until you remember the feelings of
A real life emotional shirt lifter
Then you think againnn
Sound of Silver talk to me

L 💔 @failedst8.bsky.social · 6h

I've been slurping the huel black edition chocolate slop off and on over the last few weeks and have noticed a marked increase in my sociability. Needless to say I will continue to eat that slop

Cole 🎃🧙👻 @lilgay.club · 1d

huel having 1,288% of CR's level of concern for lead per serving. 💀💀💀💀

screenshot of consumer report's page showing Huel has 1,288% of the level of concern for lead per serving.

L 💔 @failedst8.bsky.social · 7h

Oh haha didn't see you there mate. Sorry, can't get you out, takes 30 minutes to fill it up again and I'm about to go on my break. You'll just have to try your best luv

L 💔 @failedst8.bsky.social · 7h

*dissolves you in a vat*

L 💔 @failedst8.bsky.social · 7h

and bloody delicious, i'll tell you that for nowt

L 💔 @failedst8.bsky.social · 7h

I don't want to live on my knees but i also don't fancy dying on my feet

L 💔 @failedst8.bsky.social · 7h

(food) check this slop out

deconstructed shepherds pie

L 💔 @failedst8.bsky.social · 8h

besides, bourgeois democracy never provided that mechanism in the first place. as usual trump says the quiet part, the unspoken orthodoxy of the american elite, out loud. and it upsets libs to no end

L 💔 @failedst8.bsky.social · 8h

apologies for libshit but: if you wanted an explanation for why trump threatens democracy its that he believes elections are a mechanism for rubberstamping a leader's indefinite authority, as opposed to a mechanism by which the populace decides who rules them or how they are ruled

L 💔 @failedst8.bsky.social · 10h

enjoy your cringe but remunerative 9 to 5... i'll be fragging

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ktb ⧉ @kevinbaker.bsky.social · Feb 4

The horror of this moment derives partially from the fact that it *is* being thoroughly reported, and you are being given an hour-by-hour summary of the crimes. You know precisely what is going on, and that knowledge does not confer even the barest sense of political agency.

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Algol @betapersei.bsky.social · 10h

europe could gain greatly from a strategic realignment against american interests right now but will follow their white-supremacist death drive and fully go down with the ship as long as they get to pretend theyre part of the team

L 💔 @failedst8.bsky.social · 14h

for years i wanted certainty in my life but it seems like ppl crave uncertainty

L 💔 @failedst8.bsky.social · 14h

ppl bet on sports, on politics, on stonks, on whether the computer spits out garbage or not

L 💔 @failedst8.bsky.social · 14h

does everything not feel like gambling over things you have no control over nowadays

L 💔 @failedst8.bsky.social · 16h

Keir Starmer: "I'm joining the fight for the rule of law... against the rule of law"

L 💔 @failedst8.bsky.social · 16h

Lot of smoke comes out of em chimnehs i'd like to see you try

L 💔 @failedst8.bsky.social · 16h

Smokin'? Like a chimneh? Blummin ell

L 💔 @failedst8.bsky.social · 17h

Keir Starmer: I'm joining the fight for human rights... against human rights

L 💔 @failedst8.bsky.social · 17h

joining the green party england and wales as a pro civil nuclear entryist