Ollie
@explodingpossum.bsky.social
Truck driver. Delivering what you use daily
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It’s #illo_adventDay17! Young Rocky seems to be having a tough time puffing up his ‘Flate-O-Santa using conventional methods. Fortunately, his pal Tock is there with a handy solution that will work so much better and not leave the kid breathless! #illo_advent #illo_advent2025
December 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It’s #illo_adventDay17! Young Rocky seems to be having a tough time puffing up his ‘Flate-O-Santa using conventional methods. Fortunately, his pal Tock is there with a handy solution that will work so much better and not leave the kid breathless! #illo_advent #illo_advent2025
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The #CRAZYHolidayFashionShow is here! Inspired by Pepper and Charlie’s new tradition of Ugly #Christmas Underwear, the CRAZY Critters have jumped in, except for Charlie who’s grounded for not changing his! Wendy opted for a more traditional jumper! And #MMGoGlobal is still on!
December 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The #CRAZYHolidayFashionShow is here! Inspired by Pepper and Charlie’s new tradition of Ugly #Christmas Underwear, the CRAZY Critters have jumped in, except for Charlie who’s grounded for not changing his! Wendy opted for a more traditional jumper! And #MMGoGlobal is still on!
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NEW COMIC!
Tiger Trouble
How can I show my appreciation for two of my favorite newspaper comics?
#daniandlulucomic
Tiger Trouble
How can I show my appreciation for two of my favorite newspaper comics?
#daniandlulucomic
December 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
NEW COMIC!
Tiger Trouble
How can I show my appreciation for two of my favorite newspaper comics?
#daniandlulucomic
Tiger Trouble
How can I show my appreciation for two of my favorite newspaper comics?
#daniandlulucomic
Ok… next Wednesday. Just have to be at the hospital with the wife at 7 am. This year can’t end soon enough 😒
December 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Ok… next Wednesday. Just have to be at the hospital with the wife at 7 am. This year can’t end soon enough 😒
😂 Had 2 more people call me asking when we’re coming back…
They not only miss me, but I make their jobs easier 🙃
Sadly it’s looking like I’ll need to find a new job instead
Merry Crimmis
They not only miss me, but I make their jobs easier 🙃
Sadly it’s looking like I’ll need to find a new job instead
Merry Crimmis
December 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
😂 Had 2 more people call me asking when we’re coming back…
They not only miss me, but I make their jobs easier 🙃
Sadly it’s looking like I’ll need to find a new job instead
Merry Crimmis
They not only miss me, but I make their jobs easier 🙃
Sadly it’s looking like I’ll need to find a new job instead
Merry Crimmis
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
December 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
😂 Neighbor gives us a ham
On it is stamped
265 25
I believe that’s a Julian date
Sept 22, 2025
Is that made on, Best Buy or expired date?
On it is stamped
265 25
I believe that’s a Julian date
Sept 22, 2025
Is that made on, Best Buy or expired date?
December 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
😂 Neighbor gives us a ham
On it is stamped
265 25
I believe that’s a Julian date
Sept 22, 2025
Is that made on, Best Buy or expired date?
On it is stamped
265 25
I believe that’s a Julian date
Sept 22, 2025
Is that made on, Best Buy or expired date?
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It’s #illo_adventDay15! Young Rocky FINALLY got his lights lit! Perhaps he is bright after all? Up next, a task that totally blows! #illo_advent #illo_advent2025
December 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
It’s #illo_adventDay15! Young Rocky FINALLY got his lights lit! Perhaps he is bright after all? Up next, a task that totally blows! #illo_advent #illo_advent2025
Looks like no work tomorrow again… at this rate the wife has an appointment Wednesday I might as well plan on going to 😒
This stand down is starting to feel punitive
This stand down is starting to feel punitive
December 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Looks like no work tomorrow again… at this rate the wife has an appointment Wednesday I might as well plan on going to 😒
This stand down is starting to feel punitive
This stand down is starting to feel punitive
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She stopped talking
Oops it broke...
I'm your dad
December 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
She stopped talking
😒 Still not back to work yet…
Another leadership meeting today
We will see what shakes loose
Another leadership meeting today
We will see what shakes loose
December 15, 2025 at 11:37 AM
😒 Still not back to work yet…
Another leadership meeting today
We will see what shakes loose
Another leadership meeting today
We will see what shakes loose
All day long I’ve been told I’m wrong. Whatever I say is not needed or just flat out discarded. Fuck this.
Guess I stop talking to my family for a few days…
😒
Guess I stop talking to my family for a few days…
😒
December 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
All day long I’ve been told I’m wrong. Whatever I say is not needed or just flat out discarded. Fuck this.
Guess I stop talking to my family for a few days…
😒
Guess I stop talking to my family for a few days…
😒
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December 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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It’s #illo_adventDay14! Young Rocky is taking a more hands-on approach to fixing his lights, and, well… That’s not usually how electricity works!#illo_advent #illo_advent2025
December 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
It’s #illo_adventDay14! Young Rocky is taking a more hands-on approach to fixing his lights, and, well… That’s not usually how electricity works!#illo_advent #illo_advent2025
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😒 Watching a movie on a commercial channel…
Man I miss the movie channels of old. No commercial breaks. They are either front loaded or back loaded. 90+ min of uninterrupted movie
Man I miss the movie channels of old. No commercial breaks. They are either front loaded or back loaded. 90+ min of uninterrupted movie
December 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
😒 Watching a movie on a commercial channel…
Man I miss the movie channels of old. No commercial breaks. They are either front loaded or back loaded. 90+ min of uninterrupted movie
Man I miss the movie channels of old. No commercial breaks. They are either front loaded or back loaded. 90+ min of uninterrupted movie
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Therapist: What do you need right now.
Me: A nap, a snack, a hug, $50k, a time machine, a vacation, a personal chef who only makes tacos, and maybe a dragon.
Therapist: Sure, let's just add world peace and a unicorn while we're at it.
Me: A nap, a snack, a hug, $50k, a time machine, a vacation, a personal chef who only makes tacos, and maybe a dragon.
Therapist: Sure, let's just add world peace and a unicorn while we're at it.
December 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Therapist: What do you need right now.
Me: A nap, a snack, a hug, $50k, a time machine, a vacation, a personal chef who only makes tacos, and maybe a dragon.
Therapist: Sure, let's just add world peace and a unicorn while we're at it.
Me: A nap, a snack, a hug, $50k, a time machine, a vacation, a personal chef who only makes tacos, and maybe a dragon.
Therapist: Sure, let's just add world peace and a unicorn while we're at it.
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It’s #illo_adventDay12! Well, that’s certainly an option for young Rocky. His clock doesn’t seem all that sure about it though. Now to plug them in for some brilliant, wadded up Holiday glow! #illo_advent #illo_advent2025
December 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It’s #illo_adventDay12! Well, that’s certainly an option for young Rocky. His clock doesn’t seem all that sure about it though. Now to plug them in for some brilliant, wadded up Holiday glow! #illo_advent #illo_advent2025
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Life tip: Remove the batteries from electronics, toys, etc. before storing them away. The batteries may corrode the terminals rendering the item useless in the future.
December 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Life tip: Remove the batteries from electronics, toys, etc. before storing them away. The batteries may corrode the terminals rendering the item useless in the future.
9 years on and this day still haunts me
Be safe
Slow down, put the phone down
Leave space
Be courteous
The life you save could be mine
I was driving this truck
Be safe
Slow down, put the phone down
Leave space
Be courteous
The life you save could be mine
I was driving this truck
December 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
9 years on and this day still haunts me
Be safe
Slow down, put the phone down
Leave space
Be courteous
The life you save could be mine
I was driving this truck
Be safe
Slow down, put the phone down
Leave space
Be courteous
The life you save could be mine
I was driving this truck
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It’s #illo_adventDay11! Rocky was all set to put up his Christmas lights, but there was just one hitch: They’re mangled up! Will he and his Clock pal get these lights untangled in time for Santa’s visit? Let’s hope so! #illo_advent #illo_advent2025
December 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
It’s #illo_adventDay11! Rocky was all set to put up his Christmas lights, but there was just one hitch: They’re mangled up! Will he and his Clock pal get these lights untangled in time for Santa’s visit? Let’s hope so! #illo_advent #illo_advent2025