Evil Butts
@evilbutts.bsky.social
I’m going to put all my videos here too!
I remember having the same bottle opener in the house for my entire childhood. But as an adult, I’ve lost at least seven bottle openers.
However, I have finally realized that it needs to be a magnet stuck to the fridge. That’s the difference
However, I have finally realized that it needs to be a magnet stuck to the fridge. That’s the difference
November 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I remember having the same bottle opener in the house for my entire childhood. But as an adult, I’ve lost at least seven bottle openers.
However, I have finally realized that it needs to be a magnet stuck to the fridge. That’s the difference
However, I have finally realized that it needs to be a magnet stuck to the fridge. That’s the difference
Guys I need you to do me a solid and watch the bram stoker Dracula video tysm vt.tiktok.com/ZSymJuyPg/
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November 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Guys I need you to do me a solid and watch the bram stoker Dracula video tysm vt.tiktok.com/ZSymJuyPg/
I love spoiling my cat. I have no plans on ever denying him anything ever. Whatever he wants, he gets.
There’s literally no consequences to spoiling your cat. It’s not like a spoiled kid that grows up to be an asshole adult.
There’s literally no consequences to spoiling your cat. It’s not like a spoiled kid that grows up to be an asshole adult.
November 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I love spoiling my cat. I have no plans on ever denying him anything ever. Whatever he wants, he gets.
There’s literally no consequences to spoiling your cat. It’s not like a spoiled kid that grows up to be an asshole adult.
There’s literally no consequences to spoiling your cat. It’s not like a spoiled kid that grows up to be an asshole adult.
Just cancel Christmas spending and the whole captions system collapses. It’s literally right in front of you
I don’t think the Republicans plan to open the government for a while.
Trump thinks he is untouchable while Congress is out. He has no incentive to get them back to work.
Trump thinks he is untouchable while Congress is out. He has no incentive to get them back to work.
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Just cancel Christmas spending and the whole captions system collapses. It’s literally right in front of you
I fucked up my ear yall
November 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I fucked up my ear yall
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i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.
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Halloween is such a perfect holiday to reground yourself in your community. Just throngs of different people wandering the neighborhood with their kids appreciating strangers for helping create something magical. This is what most of us crave.
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Halloween is such a perfect holiday to reground yourself in your community. Just throngs of different people wandering the neighborhood with their kids appreciating strangers for helping create something magical. This is what most of us crave.
Did yall know that Nosferatu never asked for or was granted the rights to the Dracula story when they made the original.
Bram Stokers wife successfully sued them and the production declared bankruptcy to avoid paying her for her husbands work and never handed over the original prints of the film.
Bram Stokers wife successfully sued them and the production declared bankruptcy to avoid paying her for her husbands work and never handed over the original prints of the film.
November 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Did yall know that Nosferatu never asked for or was granted the rights to the Dracula story when they made the original.
Bram Stokers wife successfully sued them and the production declared bankruptcy to avoid paying her for her husbands work and never handed over the original prints of the film.
Bram Stokers wife successfully sued them and the production declared bankruptcy to avoid paying her for her husbands work and never handed over the original prints of the film.
My Halloween pick !
November 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
My Halloween pick !
Wasabi waited until I had my hands filthy in a mixing bowl before going to the bedroom door and SCREAMING to wake up Nick.
October 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Wasabi waited until I had my hands filthy in a mixing bowl before going to the bedroom door and SCREAMING to wake up Nick.
Original Dracula in 4 minutes vt.tiktok.com/ZSyjB3rUT/
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October 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Original Dracula in 4 minutes vt.tiktok.com/ZSyjB3rUT/
Outside my bedroom door, is he threatening me?
October 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Outside my bedroom door, is he threatening me?
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TEAM PIZZY FOR LIFE! Thank you to @thx4bnu.bsky.social for the clips 🥰 #TAR38 #AmazingRace #theAmazingRace #bbsky @paigeseber.bsky.social @flutedyke.bsky.social 🐐🐐
October 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
TEAM PIZZY FOR LIFE! Thank you to @thx4bnu.bsky.social for the clips 🥰 #TAR38 #AmazingRace #theAmazingRace #bbsky @paigeseber.bsky.social @flutedyke.bsky.social 🐐🐐
I accidentally watched part two instead of part one because apparently they made a sequel to this movie without my knowledge
October 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I accidentally watched part two instead of part one because apparently they made a sequel to this movie without my knowledge
What are the Toronto fans doing to chirp the LA fans?
Probably just enjoying democracy and holding up a healthcard.
They know a hospital stay could financially cripple an Americans bloodline for 4 generations or whatever
Probably just enjoying democracy and holding up a healthcard.
They know a hospital stay could financially cripple an Americans bloodline for 4 generations or whatever
October 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
What are the Toronto fans doing to chirp the LA fans?
Probably just enjoying democracy and holding up a healthcard.
They know a hospital stay could financially cripple an Americans bloodline for 4 generations or whatever
Probably just enjoying democracy and holding up a healthcard.
They know a hospital stay could financially cripple an Americans bloodline for 4 generations or whatever
One of my downfalls is that i will set up my desk and start working, but wasabi will come lay on me and make it impossible to use the set up or rearrange it. So I sit there on my phone with the cat instead of getting anything done
October 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
One of my downfalls is that i will set up my desk and start working, but wasabi will come lay on me and make it impossible to use the set up or rearrange it. So I sit there on my phone with the cat instead of getting anything done
Post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
October 29, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
I can’t believe Americans are still going to buy Christmas presents this year. Lmfao like hold out against capitalism just once, fight back, just try. Stop buying everything 😭
October 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I can’t believe Americans are still going to buy Christmas presents this year. Lmfao like hold out against capitalism just once, fight back, just try. Stop buying everything 😭
Striking out as a major league player must be so embarrassing, it’s like your entire job description to hit the ball and run but you fucked it
October 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Striking out as a major league player must be so embarrassing, it’s like your entire job description to hit the ball and run but you fucked it
