A Night Gardener
@evhkwick.bsky.social
Disgruntled Clevelander, Deshaun Hater, Final Fantasy Boy
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two separate times today, including once during a very important business meeting, my phone has misinterpreted something I've said as a demand that siri play shaggy's "it wasn't me"
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
two separate times today, including once during a very important business meeting, my phone has misinterpreted something I've said as a demand that siri play shaggy's "it wasn't me"
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oh that’s good. not enough of every aspect of our lives were financialized quite yet
December 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
oh that’s good. not enough of every aspect of our lives were financialized quite yet
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Baseball leads to violence. The evidence is irrefutable.
Violent crime is plummeting in Oakland, according to preliminary police data.
oaklandside.org/2025/12/03/o...
oaklandside.org/2025/12/03/o...
Violent crime in Oakland is way down for the second year in a row
Despite a recent high-profile shooting, 2025 is on pace to see the fewest homicides in over a decade. Robberies have fallen by over half in two years.
oaklandside.org
December 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Baseball leads to violence. The evidence is irrefutable.
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I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
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Fantasizing about quitting my job to work for a presidential candidate who pledges to put every tech CEO in a zoo
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his "whole influence" on immigration and defense policy.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Fantasizing about quitting my job to work for a presidential candidate who pledges to put every tech CEO in a zoo
I think the Cavs should play better and if we still have questions about their toughness at the end of the season, it should probably be broken up.
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I think the Cavs should play better and if we still have questions about their toughness at the end of the season, it should probably be broken up.
Send the whole organization into fucking orbit
The Browns have designated QB Deshaun Watson for a return to practice.
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Send the whole organization into fucking orbit
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Something we don't talk about enough is that Hillary Clinton, in addition to being evil, is stupid.
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Something we don't talk about enough is that Hillary Clinton, in addition to being evil, is stupid.
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its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
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Jaylon Tyson really called the entire team out and is now in his way to a 30 & 10 night against the Pacers.
that’s a big hell yeah
that’s a big hell yeah
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Jaylon Tyson really called the entire team out and is now in his way to a 30 & 10 night against the Pacers.
that’s a big hell yeah
that’s a big hell yeah
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Gamers: We want shorter games with worse graphics and faster dev times
Also Gamers: "I'll wait until it's on a steam sale, game devs are greedy"
Also Also gamers: "How can I obsess over sales numbers and player counts every day to validate my interests"
Also Gamers: "I'll wait until it's on a steam sale, game devs are greedy"
Also Also gamers: "How can I obsess over sales numbers and player counts every day to validate my interests"
Gamers: I hate micro transactions, they shouldn't exist.
Also gamers: every single game should get regular updates and new content for years after release, without me having to pay for it.
Personally I don't like the predatory microtransactions, but I think extra money for extra content is fine.
Also gamers: every single game should get regular updates and new content for years after release, without me having to pay for it.
Personally I don't like the predatory microtransactions, but I think extra money for extra content is fine.
December 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Gamers: We want shorter games with worse graphics and faster dev times
Also Gamers: "I'll wait until it's on a steam sale, game devs are greedy"
Also Also gamers: "How can I obsess over sales numbers and player counts every day to validate my interests"
Also Gamers: "I'll wait until it's on a steam sale, game devs are greedy"
Also Also gamers: "How can I obsess over sales numbers and player counts every day to validate my interests"
Excellent writing and reporting, easy recommendation here
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December 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Excellent writing and reporting, easy recommendation here
America needed that Commanders win
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
America needed that Commanders win
I’m up, just reading some shit about stuff.
Man, Masashi Hamauzu really might be the best FF composer and he did one game and some change.
Man, Masashi Hamauzu really might be the best FF composer and he did one game and some change.
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I’m up, just reading some shit about stuff.
Man, Masashi Hamauzu really might be the best FF composer and he did one game and some change.
Man, Masashi Hamauzu really might be the best FF composer and he did one game and some change.
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my primary impression of fallout 76 was watching an official teaser on the alien update, hearing this weapon's sound effect, and having to rewind to make sure I didn't hallucinate it
January 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
my primary impression of fallout 76 was watching an official teaser on the alien update, hearing this weapon's sound effect, and having to rewind to make sure I didn't hallucinate it
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"Pick-six" doesn't begin to describe what Max Brosmer just did
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"Pick-six" doesn't begin to describe what Max Brosmer just did
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We have Balatro at home.
November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
We have Balatro at home.
The Browns are in Stage Four and it’s just time to make everyone comfortable
November 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The Browns are in Stage Four and it’s just time to make everyone comfortable
I’m watching the Browns under duress
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I’m watching the Browns under duress
Hitman is still a top-tier video game
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Hitman is still a top-tier video game
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