Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️⚧️
@eventuallymaude.bsky.social
MtF, she/her, mid transition woman, mid-30s, AuDHD, engineer, leftist, cat mom, Babylon 5 fan, submissive bi slut, late bloomer.
HRT 03/25/2023
Orchiectomy 01/04/2024
FFS 06/12-06/13/2025
BA 09/02/2025
HRT 03/25/2023
Orchiectomy 01/04/2024
FFS 06/12-06/13/2025
BA 09/02/2025
Good Morning, Angels. My PMDD started early this month.
December 16, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Good Morning, Angels. My PMDD started early this month.
I kind of want to do a pre transition vs now photo reveal thing for my 1000th day on HRT, but looking at my BEFORE pictures hurts.
December 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I kind of want to do a pre transition vs now photo reveal thing for my 1000th day on HRT, but looking at my BEFORE pictures hurts.
Earlier, in a pointless one on one meeting with my old as shit manager.
Manager: What do lately? Any Problems?
Me: *Clear and precise explanation of my work lately* Also problem. *clear and concise explanation of problem*
Manager: Explain problem?
Me: *Explain problem*
Repeat twice.
Manager: What do lately? Any Problems?
Me: *Clear and precise explanation of my work lately* Also problem. *clear and concise explanation of problem*
Manager: Explain problem?
Me: *Explain problem*
Repeat twice.
Coworker: Do this.
Me: *Does this*
Coworker: No, wrong. Do THIS.
Me: *Does THIS*
Coworker: NO, WRONG.
Me: Autistic. Please explain.
Coworker: Like this.
Instructions: Exact opposite of original request.
My blood pressure: *spikes*
Me: *Does this*
Coworker: No, wrong. Do THIS.
Me: *Does THIS*
Coworker: NO, WRONG.
Me: Autistic. Please explain.
Coworker: Like this.
Instructions: Exact opposite of original request.
My blood pressure: *spikes*
December 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Earlier, in a pointless one on one meeting with my old as shit manager.
Manager: What do lately? Any Problems?
Me: *Clear and precise explanation of my work lately* Also problem. *clear and concise explanation of problem*
Manager: Explain problem?
Me: *Explain problem*
Repeat twice.
Manager: What do lately? Any Problems?
Me: *Clear and precise explanation of my work lately* Also problem. *clear and concise explanation of problem*
Manager: Explain problem?
Me: *Explain problem*
Repeat twice.
20. Fuck whoever made this.
Show your age
17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
December 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
20. Fuck whoever made this.
Coworker: Do this.
Me: *Does this*
Coworker: No, wrong. Do THIS.
Me: *Does THIS*
Coworker: NO, WRONG.
Me: Autistic. Please explain.
Coworker: Like this.
Instructions: Exact opposite of original request.
My blood pressure: *spikes*
Me: *Does this*
Coworker: No, wrong. Do THIS.
Me: *Does THIS*
Coworker: NO, WRONG.
Me: Autistic. Please explain.
Coworker: Like this.
Instructions: Exact opposite of original request.
My blood pressure: *spikes*
December 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Coworker: Do this.
Me: *Does this*
Coworker: No, wrong. Do THIS.
Me: *Does THIS*
Coworker: NO, WRONG.
Me: Autistic. Please explain.
Coworker: Like this.
Instructions: Exact opposite of original request.
My blood pressure: *spikes*
Me: *Does this*
Coworker: No, wrong. Do THIS.
Me: *Does THIS*
Coworker: NO, WRONG.
Me: Autistic. Please explain.
Coworker: Like this.
Instructions: Exact opposite of original request.
My blood pressure: *spikes*
I am sick and tired of having to repeat myself multiple times because neurotypical "people" don't listen and having instructions from my neurotypical coworkers mean the exact logical opposite of what they say even after I ask for clarification. And I'm sick of meetings!
December 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I am sick and tired of having to repeat myself multiple times because neurotypical "people" don't listen and having instructions from my neurotypical coworkers mean the exact logical opposite of what they say even after I ask for clarification. And I'm sick of meetings!
I'm about to crash out because neurotypical "people" can't fucking communicate, and it's only Monday.
December 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I'm about to crash out because neurotypical "people" can't fucking communicate, and it's only Monday.
It's a good thing my employer doesn't know about clicker training. youtube.com/shorts/iSl1G...
We could do so much more with the findings of Pavlov!
YouTube video by No Panic Button
youtube.com
December 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
It's a good thing my employer doesn't know about clicker training. youtube.com/shorts/iSl1G...
Good Morning, Angels. I’m having one of those days when I wonder if I’m speaking the same English as the neurotypical people around me.
December 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Good Morning, Angels. I’m having one of those days when I wonder if I’m speaking the same English as the neurotypical people around me.
My girlfriend Lizzie was here for two nights and my cats would not leave her alone. Needless to say they're a little tired.
December 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
My girlfriend Lizzie was here for two nights and my cats would not leave her alone. Needless to say they're a little tired.
"I'd rather be tied up and hit with a riding crop."
That's a sentence that just came out of my mouth.
That's a sentence that just came out of my mouth.
December 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
"I'd rather be tied up and hit with a riding crop."
That's a sentence that just came out of my mouth.
That's a sentence that just came out of my mouth.
The magic system in Oz has a bizarre way of interpreting users' desires.
December 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The magic system in Oz has a bizarre way of interpreting users' desires.
Name your fav Robin Williams film
"Jumanji" (1995)
"Jumanji" (1995)
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Name your fav Robin Williams film
"Jumanji" (1995)
"Jumanji" (1995)
I now have 7 piercings, a gem on a bolt through my bellybutton, and a good reason to start working out more; to make my tummy look better.
December 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I now have 7 piercings, a gem on a bolt through my bellybutton, and a good reason to start working out more; to make my tummy look better.
Good Morning, Angels. I never expected to become “hot”. But it seems it’s happening. I’m not sure what to do with this transition milestone.
December 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Good Morning, Angels. I never expected to become “hot”. But it seems it’s happening. I’m not sure what to do with this transition milestone.
I took this for my SOs last night. Being trans it's not a fetish, but taking fun pictures like feels so right.
December 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I took this for my SOs last night. Being trans it's not a fetish, but taking fun pictures like feels so right.
Good Morning, Angels. A blood draw is a fun way to start the day. Hopefully I won’t have to go on an anti cholesterol drug.
I dropped by my piercer yesterday to look at their navel piercings. I saw a few I like. I never thought I’d get one, but transitioning is wild. Looking forward to Saturday.
I dropped by my piercer yesterday to look at their navel piercings. I saw a few I like. I never thought I’d get one, but transitioning is wild. Looking forward to Saturday.
December 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Good Morning, Angels. A blood draw is a fun way to start the day. Hopefully I won’t have to go on an anti cholesterol drug.
I dropped by my piercer yesterday to look at their navel piercings. I saw a few I like. I never thought I’d get one, but transitioning is wild. Looking forward to Saturday.
I dropped by my piercer yesterday to look at their navel piercings. I saw a few I like. I never thought I’d get one, but transitioning is wild. Looking forward to Saturday.
Is it possible to turn a domme-leaning service top into a cold hearted pain domme? Asking for a friend with a really nice girlfriend.
December 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Is it possible to turn a domme-leaning service top into a cold hearted pain domme? Asking for a friend with a really nice girlfriend.
Good Morning, Angels. At some point in the last month or two I regained full sensation on the top of my head, including my FFS scars. And a lot of the hairs around said scars isn’t growing in normally yet. No wonder it’s been uncomfortable.
My 3 month boob job checkup is next Wednesday. Excited!
My 3 month boob job checkup is next Wednesday. Excited!
December 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Good Morning, Angels. At some point in the last month or two I regained full sensation on the top of my head, including my FFS scars. And a lot of the hairs around said scars isn’t growing in normally yet. No wonder it’s been uncomfortable.
My 3 month boob job checkup is next Wednesday. Excited!
My 3 month boob job checkup is next Wednesday. Excited!
Donald Trump striptease.
December 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Donald Trump striptease.
Cults tend to make very good tea.
December 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Cults tend to make very good tea.
It's beginning to look a lot like fuck-this!
December 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
It's beginning to look a lot like fuck-this!
Good Morning, Angels since I was a kid, I’ve occasionally liked walking around on the balls of my feet, as if I were wearing heels. Lately I’ve been struck by how pretty my feet look in that position. And, well, there’s no reason I can’t buy an inexpensive pair of heels to wear around my apartment?
December 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Good Morning, Angels since I was a kid, I’ve occasionally liked walking around on the balls of my feet, as if I were wearing heels. Lately I’ve been struck by how pretty my feet look in that position. And, well, there’s no reason I can’t buy an inexpensive pair of heels to wear around my apartment?
Giving Trump a fake peace prize is the lowest thing FIFA has ever done.
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Giving Trump a fake peace prize is the lowest thing FIFA has ever done.
"Splash" (1984)
December 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"Splash" (1984)