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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️

@eventuallymaude.bsky.social

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MtF, she/her, mid transition woman, mid-30s, AuDHD, engineer, leftist, cat mom, Babylon 5 fan, submissive bi slut, late bloomer. HRT 03/25/2023 Orchiectomy 01/04/2024 FFS 06/12-06/13/2025 BA 09/02/2025

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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 1h

This hurts my math minor.

Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 1h

How?

Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 2h

I prefer the autistic death stare personally.

Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 5h

I’m meeting someone new at the VFW tonight. I kinda indirectly asked her to top me when I’m ovulating next, so it’s a good start.

The number I’d “male” servicemembers who transition into absolute goddesses is kind of ridiculous. I honestly don’t there are any cishet men in the Navy.

Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 5h

I took the summer off because of surgeries. Got a new face and big fake tits.

Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 8h

I haven't heard of "allies" saying we "went wrong" lately. I'm morbidly curious, what are they saying?

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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 8h

Good Morning, Angels. I was able to put myself in a state of gender euphoria this morning and maintain it for almost 2 hours. It started by scrubbing my tits and maintained by getting ready for work. In fact I was almost late for work because I was enjoying futzing with my hair two much.

Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 8h

If you read about how periods actually work, it makes sense. Turns out the uterus isn't required for most of the "fun".

Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 18h

I wish I had a taller girlfriend who could be the big spoon and rub my tummy when I have cramps…and plays with my tits whenever.

Hell she doesn’t have to be taller, or even necessarily a “she”.

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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 21h

This shit works on trans girl periods.

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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 21h

It's the song that never ends
It goes on and on my friend!

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · 4d

Name a Song you can Sing from Memory.

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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 21h

My cycle is alarmingly regular. I really need to get pregnant in my next cycle.

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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 1d

Three surgeries and dozens of hair removal treatments and checkups for me.

Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 1d

It has such a way with words.

Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 1d

Just remember all political and philosophical analysis transsexualism is just “the beautiful gorgeous trannies I want to fuck and the ugly ogre hons who make fun of me on the internet”

Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 1d

I haven’t been to London in a while, I’m game.

Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 1d

Good Morning, Angels. My period in imminent, so the mirror is not my friend today.

Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 3d

What a difference a summer can make.

Today is my first day not wearing a compression bra, and my favorite to still fits!

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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 4d

Good Morning, Angels. I’m getting my new tits lasered for the first time tomorrow. I wonder what my cishet woman technician will think of them.

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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 5d

For no particular reason, I ordered 4 inch googly eyes.

Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 5d

No crime detected.

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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 5d

Good Morning, Angels. I think my boss may be one of those NPCs that walks a set path in one direction and respawns at the starts. I regularly see him coming up the stairs, but rarely see him going down. It’s the only way up or down. I might be so hyperfocused on work that I don’t register him.

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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 5d

The bras I ordered aren't big enough. A bit annoying but still a win.

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Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 6d

I think i just came from taking my bra off.

Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 6d

Put a 10 question quiz on terms that were mentioned repeatedly on each ballot. Simple T/F questions. Your score is the percentage of a full vote yours is counted for.

Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @eventuallymaude.bsky.social · 6d

Stupid people should not be allowed to vote.

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