Ev the happy turkey 🦃
@evanwm91.bsky.social
Hoosier turned Oregonian | PhD in Social Psychology | Spooky movies, pizza, things, etc.
He/him 🏳️🌈
Venmo 👉🏻👈🏻: https://venmo.com/u/Evan-McCracken-3
He/him 🏳️🌈
Venmo 👉🏻👈🏻: https://venmo.com/u/Evan-McCracken-3
Ugh. Crying in my office.
Get me to the weekend
Get me to the weekend
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Ugh. Crying in my office.
Get me to the weekend
Get me to the weekend
This week sucks for me.
Friday is third anniversary of my mom passing away.
Already cried on my way to work.
ALS sucks.
Friday is third anniversary of my mom passing away.
Already cried on my way to work.
ALS sucks.
November 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This week sucks for me.
Friday is third anniversary of my mom passing away.
Already cried on my way to work.
ALS sucks.
Friday is third anniversary of my mom passing away.
Already cried on my way to work.
ALS sucks.
That euphoric feeling after shampooing the carpets around the house. Yes, I can be your houseboy
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
That euphoric feeling after shampooing the carpets around the house. Yes, I can be your houseboy
I need to get f****d within an inch of my life so bad right now
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I need to get f****d within an inch of my life so bad right now
Just remembered I have a tricycle license from pre-school. Oh, I thought I was legit street trike legal 🤣
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Just remembered I have a tricycle license from pre-school. Oh, I thought I was legit street trike legal 🤣
Stress eating a brownie cause my work laptop isn’t turning on and I’m a “save everything to my desktop until I force myself to move it later” person 💀
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Stress eating a brownie cause my work laptop isn’t turning on and I’m a “save everything to my desktop until I force myself to move it later” person 💀
Have you ever soaked your clothes in OkiClean and were just utterly disgusted that you wear those clothes regularly
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Have you ever soaked your clothes in OkiClean and were just utterly disgusted that you wear those clothes regularly
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Trying to get more steps in at work by going on lil power girl walkabouts and just twisted and ankle..by standing?!? 🤦🏼
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Trying to get more steps in at work by going on lil power girl walkabouts and just twisted and ankle..by standing?!? 🤦🏼
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Someone bring me a some really good nachos and a cold beer and I'm yours.
November 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Someone bring me a some really good nachos and a cold beer and I'm yours.
Charli xcx I am fed. thank you mother.
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Charli xcx I am fed. thank you mother.
Finally watched Prey!!
Whyyyyy did I wait so long omg omg
Whyyyyy did I wait so long omg omg
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Finally watched Prey!!
Whyyyyy did I wait so long omg omg
Whyyyyy did I wait so long omg omg
Pup-sitting this weekend :D
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Pup-sitting this weekend :D
Portland metro gays…hiiiii
I still wanna be friends and do friend things together 🤗
I still wanna be friends and do friend things together 🤗
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Portland metro gays…hiiiii
I still wanna be friends and do friend things together 🤗
I still wanna be friends and do friend things together 🤗
Someone tell me to get my ass to the gym and I will…
and maybe I’ll post a reward
and maybe I’ll post a reward
November 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Someone tell me to get my ass to the gym and I will…
and maybe I’ll post a reward
and maybe I’ll post a reward
Really wanna go camping at a dark sky sanctuary ⛺️
Who’s with me?
Who’s with me?
November 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Really wanna go camping at a dark sky sanctuary ⛺️
Who’s with me?
Who’s with me?
Ignore my frizzy hair but my child was cute 🥰
November 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Ignore my frizzy hair but my child was cute 🥰
Oft. Had so many nightmares last night.
I’m one sleepy guy today
I’m one sleepy guy today
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Oft. Had so many nightmares last night.
I’m one sleepy guy today
I’m one sleepy guy today
Anybody know anybody who works at Netflix?!?!
November 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Anybody know anybody who works at Netflix?!?!
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When you step on a pile of wet leaves and you feel yourself begun to slip
November 17, 2024 at 7:23 PM
When you step on a pile of wet leaves and you feel yourself begun to slip
If I get sick because other people in the office don’t take sick days and are up in here being disgusting….well, I’ll be angry (and sick, I suppose)
November 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If I get sick because other people in the office don’t take sick days and are up in here being disgusting….well, I’ll be angry (and sick, I suppose)
Oldest selfie on my phone (2017)
Cooper cat, the snuggly monster 😻
Cooper cat, the snuggly monster 😻
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Oldest selfie on my phone (2017)
Cooper cat, the snuggly monster 😻
Cooper cat, the snuggly monster 😻