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Evan Harlowe @evanharlowe.bsky.social · 1h

Lovense is finally making a little pink butt plug with the pink Bluetooth tail so yall can finally stop putting the Lush IN YOUR ASS WHEN ITS NOT ANAL SAFE

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Evan Harlowe @evanharlowe.bsky.social · 4d

buy me new dils and maybe I'll make you a cumshot/creampie vid with them 💦

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Kay 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 20h

List of US gov accounts peddling the current administration's fascist propaganda. Deprive them of engagement by blocking them 🚫

bsky.app/profile/did:...

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Evan Harlowe @evanharlowe.bsky.social · 16h

Not that you’re ever paying attention but my makeup was great tonight.

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Evan Harlowe @evanharlowe.bsky.social · 16h

Researching haircuts so I can text my stylist tomorrow.

Not because I’m on the verge of a breakdown - it’s something that needs to happen - but it’s also not helping

Evan Harlowe @evanharlowe.bsky.social · 20h

This week has been terrible. So here's your GENTLE FUCKING REMINDER that I've got content for sale on Fansly, Loyalfans, Chaturbate and MFCShare, CB and MFC have offline menus, I've got a private snapchat club for nudes, and I've got a Throne Wishlist.

If you maybe wanna make things suck less.

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Evan Harlowe @evanharlowe.bsky.social · 1d

💚Tune In To Turn On💚

Find me on @Myfreecams : mfc.camlinks.io/dtr?model=Ev...

Find me on @Chaturbate : chaturbate.com/evanharlowe/...

#camgirl #livenow #onMFC #myfreecams #chaturbate

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Evan Harlowe @evanharlowe.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry I’m late - my cat told me we needed to snuggle and go back to sleep for another hour and he’s usually right about these things

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Evan Harlowe @evanharlowe.bsky.social · 1d

It’s Friday! It’s payday! And it’s the last stream of the week for me! (No Saturday this week)

So fuckin show up and tip me and have fun when I log on, ya got it? See you at 6 EST

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Evan Harlowe @evanharlowe.bsky.social · 1d

doesn't matter how much I work out, I fear I'll never beat the fat pussy allegations (we're not upset about this)(also this is not me hiking my leggings up as high as they go, they are sitting exactly where they're supposed to, she's just got a lotta cushion)

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Evan Harlowe @evanharlowe.bsky.social · 1d

oh, the Chaster servers went down?

🤣🤣🤣

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Evan Harlowe @evanharlowe.bsky.social · 2d

If you don’t selfie no one knows you did it. We added more weight to a lift I literally only did once all last week so…pray I’m not dead by this evening?

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Evan Harlowe @evanharlowe.bsky.social · 2d

It's October 16th - you're halfway through #locktober! Are you strong enough to make it to the very end though? Here's your latest tease
#chastity #keyholder

MFC : mfcsha.re/a/97fqvmyj

CB : chaturbate.com/photo_videos...

Fansly : fansly.com/post/7023113...

Loyalfans : tinylf.com/uM0vWyUqnrK

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Evan Harlowe @evanharlowe.bsky.social · 2d

Opening jars. Reaching the top shelf. Bugs.

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Evan Harlowe @evanharlowe.bsky.social · 2d

“Vestigial appendage” good lord 😂

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Evan Harlowe @evanharlowe.bsky.social · 2d

It's October 16th - you're halfway through #locktober! Are you strong enough to make it to the very end though? Here's your latest tease
#chastity #keyholder

MFC : mfcsha.re/a/97fqvmyj

CB : chaturbate.com/photo_videos...

Fansly : fansly.com/post/7023113...

Loyalfans : tinylf.com/uM0vWyUqnrK

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Evan Harlowe @evanharlowe.bsky.social · 2d

Well shucks

a black and white skunk is standing in a field of flowers .

ALT: a black and white skunk is standing in a field of flowers .

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Evan Harlowe @evanharlowe.bsky.social · 2d

If you were a very good boy, you'd be #spoiling me on #throne right now https://throne.com/evanharlowe/wishlist

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Evan Harlowe @evanharlowe.bsky.social · 3d

Chaturbate won’t even fucking connect for me tonight. Guess I’ll try stripchat 😒

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Evan Harlowe @evanharlowe.bsky.social · 3d

💚Tune In To Turn On💚

Find me on @Myfreecams : mfc.camlinks.io/dtr?model=Ev...

Find me on @Chaturbate : chaturbate.com/evanharlowe/...

#camgirl #livenow #onMFC #myfreecams #chaturbate

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Evan Harlowe @evanharlowe.bsky.social · 3d

Making people pay me to motivate me into healthier behaviours is definitely what my therapist had in mind

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Evan Harlowe @evanharlowe.bsky.social · 3d

There. I sent the vulnerable text instead of assuming the worst and retreating. Please clap. (Send me money)

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Evan Harlowe @evanharlowe.bsky.social · 3d

Dragging myself out of bed today to get ready for cam.

I no longer have Saturday available so you've got tonight and Friday to catch me this week or not at all! So I hope you fuckin show up

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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 4d

Some people have guardian angels.
I have a raccoon with a crowbar whispering...
"Let's make it worse."

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Evan Harlowe @evanharlowe.bsky.social · 3d

it would seem that the only reason I woke up today was so that I could go back to sleep with my silly little cat who has wanted nothing but snuggles and naps. The boy gets what he wants sometimes

but what the fuck where did the day go

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