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Evan Harlowe
@evanharlowe.bsky.social
💚 Gadabout on the primrose path - come wander with me awhile. 🔞 Naked online 🥰 Bullies men for fun and cash 💸 Find me live on MFC, CB, and SC 🎥

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December 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
So. My heats been off all weekend at the studio.

I’m fucking freezing. I hope you guys are gonna warm me the fuck up tonight.

See you soon 🥶
December 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Support your neighborhood newspapers. The crosswords are fun 😉
December 8, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Imagine hating me and I’m just snuggled up in bed like
December 8, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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someone behind me pushing someone else’s cock further down my throat with every thrust 😵‍💫
December 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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We're half a decade into studies finding that improving airflow in classrooms will reduce disease transmission enormously, and that bleaching surfaces etc. does very little. And yet nothing changes. Waves of flu and colds wash over schools, and the schools pretend it's an act of God.
The relative contribution of close-proximity contacts, shared classroom exposure and indoor air quality to respiratory virus transmission in schools - Nature Communications
The relative importance of close-proximity interactions, shared space and air quality to the transmission of respiratory viruses is not well understood. Here, the authors investigate this question by ...
www.nature.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Ending a tough month with the end of an also tough week. With a bit of whiskey
December 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
90min with Victor to start the month. He doesn’t fix everything but he sure does try.

Your bill is $180. Let’s be honest, you’re probably part of the reason I need a massage therapist 😒

#findom
December 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Shoutout to November’s highest tippers! Remember to come see me again before 1/31/26 so I can thank you properly 😘
December 7, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Hooooo it’s a good thing I’m not streaming tonight because I am nothing but rage right now. I let pest control people into my unit a few days ago and they did not stick to the area they claimed they’d be spraying. Instead they sprayed my whole unit. Including all my tools and materials.
December 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
It’s too cold for this shit

Wherein “this shit” is literally anything and everything
December 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
4am and my brain is soup, but I'm like...3/4 finished my final that's due on Sunday? Ugh.
December 6, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Didn’t get as much done as I’d hoped to, but glad I took the night off. Definitely not in the mood for a potentially dead room, I’m in an icky mood
December 6, 2025 at 6:06 AM
If you were a very good boy, you'd be #spoiling me on #throne right now https://throne.com/evanharlowe/wishlist
December 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Life’s greatest mysteries : how does this fucker come out of that hole in the wash. I sure as hell can’t get it back in. What’s happening inside my washing machine.
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Don’t mind me, just crying at the angel tree. I got two angels this year, both 0-2 years old. I’ll be accepting cash app for these, so you can send please do. They both need car seats which are over $100 & they also need toys. I’m estimating spending $400

cash.app/$plutoprince...
December 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
unexpectedly no stream tonight, and a reminder that I am taking Saturday off - so I will see you Monday!

Whether I'm online or not, you can join my Private Snapchat Story club to get a healthy dose of nudes, AND/OR join my personal discord server to keep up with me and my pals

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December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Training was tough but good, datenight was really lovely, and my new swimsuit arrived early and it fuckin FITS so maybe I’ll be able to get into the pool next week?

It was a good day ☺️
December 5, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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"DM for removal"

YOU SHOULDN'T BE POSTING IT TO BEGIN WITH CHUCKLENUTS 🗣️
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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This is your friendly dad reminder to CANCEL SPOTIFY!! I don’t wanna see your wrap ups when folks are being rounded up and put in cages.
December 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I wish I knew the joys of not setting an alarm some mornings.

But alas. I have a cat, who summons me whenever the fuck he feels like. So I had no alarm but I have been awake no less than four times already
December 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I realize I might not be The Audience for this, but there's absolutely no way the next time he cums inside me I'm not hearing "fuckin milk it in there, that's what I'm fuckin forrrrr" in my head 😂
sometimes the hottest thing you can do is try to say “cum in me daddy” and fail
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December 3, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Only 2 more slots left for a free nude, after that you'll just have to join because I'm a good person and fun to talk to 🤷‍♀️
December 3, 2025 at 6:09 AM