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ELIZABETH❤️‍🔥SAYRA! (do you think it's forever?)
@essiehellcat.bsky.social
Perpetually tired cat lover, Swiftie, crafter, & gamer. I will follow back if I can figure out how you found me & that you are a real life human. I block AI. repTV is real, & I will die on that hill 🤡 (But when will then be now? ... Soon.) #TTPD23
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So, ever buy something "new" & just KNOW the Japanese had it 1st?

This seems 100% kawaii.

I think I love them; also, Emmy approved!
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
So, I should know better but I was bopping along on Bsky, looked up at EXACTLY the wrong to catch a full eyeballs worth of Shelob...💀

Anyways, I'll be picking up Reese's Pieces up from all over the floor, now
Forever laughing that the end of The Battle of Helm's Deep is a shot across history at Shakespeare himself.

#FuckMacBeth #IllShowYouABirnamWoodComeToDunsinane
NAGA DAGA THAYA! 🙅‍♀️

(no, I don't know Elvish, why do you ask?)

"THEN I SHALL DIE AS ONE OF THEM!" ⚔️

All the other men in the locker room of Helm's Deep: "Uh, say what now?!" 👀
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I overbaked it a touch, but I'm not on GBBO & only have myself to please: IT'S PERF.

(Unless it tastes bad, & I eat it anyway, bc I'll be damned if I did all that work for nothing.)
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
🍑🥧😋

I have homemade AF peach cobbler w/fresh grated ginger in my cast iron in the oven.

Now, barring disaster, the hard part: waiting.

😋🥧🍑
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Y'all, I'm not a Taurus in this (but stubborn, sure), but also I was supposed to be an Aries (and I'm still right on the line) and it fits? huh...

(of course, my 1st role model was Miss Piggy, so karate chops are a valid form of conflict resolution)
SpongeBob unveils zodiac signs as SpongeBob characters:

• SpongeBob - Gemini
• Patrick - Sagittarius
• Sandy - Aries
• Squidward - Taurus
• Mrs. Puff - Cancer
• Pearl - Leo
• Karen - Virgo
• Mermaid Man - Libra
• Plankton - Scorpio
• Mr. Krabs - Capricorn
• Bubble Buddy - Aquarius
• Gary - Pisces
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Forever laughing that the end of The Battle of Helm's Deep is a shot across history at Shakespeare himself.

#FuckMacBeth #IllShowYouABirnamWoodComeToDunsinane
NAGA DAGA THAYA! 🙅‍♀️

(no, I don't know Elvish, why do you ask?)

"THEN I SHALL DIE AS ONE OF THEM!" ⚔️

All the other men in the locker room of Helm's Deep: "Uh, say what now?!" 👀
Let me tell you how if you want to remain friends with me, never let me know you're dissing my man, Boromir.

I can't make you love him, but he deserves respect on his name, & I will brook no Boromir slander.

#BoromirRedeemed #BoromirBestBigBrother #LotRSupremacy
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
NAGA DAGA THAYA! 🙅‍♀️

(no, I don't know Elvish, why do you ask?)

"THEN I SHALL DIE AS ONE OF THEM!" ⚔️

All the other men in the locker room of Helm's Deep: "Uh, say what now?!" 👀
Let me tell you how if you want to remain friends with me, never let me know you're dissing my man, Boromir.

I can't make you love him, but he deserves respect on his name, & I will brook no Boromir slander.

#BoromirRedeemed #BoromirBestBigBrother #LotRSupremacy
November 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Reposted by ELIZABETH❤️‍🔥SAYRA! (do you think it's forever?)
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Reposted by ELIZABETH❤️‍🔥SAYRA! (do you think it's forever?)
November 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Let me tell you how if you want to remain friends with me, never let me know you're dissing my man, Boromir.

I can't make you love him, but he deserves respect on his name, & I will brook no Boromir slander.

#BoromirRedeemed #BoromirBestBigBrother #LotRSupremacy
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
While he is hiding the truth, what he said also seems telling. Did he show curiosity about the world when he was younger and have it beaten out of him?

Asking questions doesn't make you stupid, it makes you smart enough to realize you don't have all the answers.
Keep asking the important questions.
November 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Semiannual* viewing is go.

(when I tell you I love this film--it is 1 film in 3 parts tyvm--it is a massive undersell of how much i love. this. film.)

*I've seen these probably 100 times since release.
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
OMG I LOVE THIS SHIT

*air punches & rawrs*

(feeling that Christmas spirit)
ITS HEREEEEE!!
bluesky swiftmas is officially underway. please fill out this form if you want participate 🫶🏼 i will probably close it early december so everyone has time to write a letter or make specific bracelets/small gifts.

i will be dming you who you are paired with! CANT WAIT🥹🤭❤️🥰
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Is it #caturday? Feels like it.

Where did my phone go?

Did you check under the cat?
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
1. What was the first major news story you remember as a child?

So, I don't remember the Challenger explosion as a news story, bc I saw it IRL.

The 1st from just the TV was Baby Jessica fell in the well.
For me it was the OJ Simpson trial.
1. What was the first major news story you remember as a child?

The first MAJOR news that comes to mind is the Quebec Referendum of '95, but around that time my siblings, friends, and I were on the local news while attending a reptile show, so that was pretty significant to us! 😀
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
So, we just had playtime with a nip-based fishing toy:

(the sound is Josh Johnson's new set, but otherwise not relevant)
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
OHMYGODYOUGUYSIMGONNAFAINT*CONTINUOUSSCREAMING*
The Miami’ shows made the cut for the Eras’ Tour docu-series trailer— and it looks like we’re finally going to see the very first moment she walked out in that gold reputation bodysuit!!!! A debut we once only screamed over through grainy clips….. now preserved forever.❤️‍🔥
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
💲💲💲

Marked safe from saving money again because of GD Taylor Swift.*

(I got the total to $100, & then some.)

*Or whatever the kids are saying these days

💲💲💲
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH

Free gift at $100, they say.

#TaylorMerchGames
November 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Stop & quote a song that has your name/nickname in the title or lyrics 🎶😌

(Easy peasy: even if I weren't named after this from 1979*, there is also Sara Smile - Hall & Oates 1975 & Sara - Starship 1986)

*also this song makes me teary eyes bc someday I won't have my mom to call
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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I am a little bit insecure, a little unconfident
'Cause you don't understand, I do what I can, but sometimes I don't make sense
I am what you never want to say, but I've never had a doubt
It's like, no matter what I do, I can't convince you for once just to hear me out

youtu.be/LYU-8IFcDPw
Faint (Official Music Video) [4K UPGRADE] – Linkin Park
YouTube video by Linkin Park
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
AAAAAND SHE'S OUT! #ptfo
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM