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Elliot
@espressothegoat.bsky.social
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🔞 Minors DNI 🔞 ☕🐐 // NSFW artist // 26 // he/they/it // queer aro // In an open relationship // goat furry // latex enjoyer Comms: https://elliotthegoat.carrd.co/ Tip jar: https://ko-fi.com/espressothegoat Commissions: closed
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I promise I will get back to posting art soon instead of complaining
Related to this, which is related to my parents' divorce. It's a whole mess.
This week has been hellish, not gonna lie.

TL;DR: My mother doesn't want her apartment here and isn't paying rent, so I asked her if IO and I could take it over.

She won't talk to me, mind you, but I got a text from her *lawyer* and that really pissed me off.
So my mother accidentally sent me a text meant for her lawyer and like... I'm kinda mad, but it is objectively fucking hilarious.
She spent 25+ years cheating, lying, and manipulating and it destroyed her relationships with her family. I've been trying to salvage *something* but I also won't tolerate her lies anymore, and I guess that makes me one of the villains in her fantasy.
This week has been hellish, not gonna lie.

TL;DR: My mother doesn't want her apartment here and isn't paying rent, so I asked her if IO and I could take it over.

She won't talk to me, mind you, but I got a text from her *lawyer* and that really pissed me off.
Also the only sketches I have of them rn are in the sketchbook I keep at work, which isn't allowed to leave the room unless someone checks that I'm not hiding trade secrets in my furry art.

My job is weird.
Came up with a character design that's peak but also a spoiler and now I'm torn between urge to share vs urge to keep secrets for story purposes
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Ugh... I wish being a terrible person was less profitable
I don't get who's making this stuff. Like who sits down and goes "today I will churn out slop about a topic I know nothing about"?
Ah, migraine my beloathed
Ah but you see, you're assuming it was good to begin with.
Because of you I get an email once a month excitedly telling me I had [1] listener, and honestly it's the highlight of my month.
Shoutout to the one person who still listens to the music I put on bandcamp like 5 years ago.
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On a bit of a lighter note, just got my ref sheet back from the wonderful @hanimetion.bsky.social! They really managed to capture my energy well; and its really nice to have something official of the boy now!
#otter #robotter
Or do you mean 44 in non-freedom units? Because that would be bad actually.
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New controller pros:
-Charging dock is genuinely great
-Doesn't chew through AAs like they're candy
-RGB lights set to pink (the optimal color for Pro Gamers™)

New controller cons:
-it smol
-Steam displays my ABXY buttons backwards no matter what settings I use
I'm not too keen on having to reinstall literally everything if I did, though. Probably worth it, but it's a big commitment.
So my partner got his computer upgraded with an SSD... ngl I hadn't seen one in action before, I know they're faster but I didn't know they were *that* much faster.

So yeah I should probably do that too, sooner rather than later.