Juicy Marbles have to be the most fucking inbred vegan steak product ever.

"We're vegan haha so ethical btw PLEASE USE TEFLON PAN"

APES

HOLY SHIT THEY'RE DOING SEASON 3
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaWR...

I know spring is hitting when I get the urge to make an espresso with orange juice and ice mmmm

Is it wrong that I aliased

git push -u origin HEAD

to

git updog

Completely unprepared to go back to work tomorrow after two weeks of FFXIV.

Met some great people but back to 10am stand ups and needless aggro!! 😭

All I know. 🤗

I think dating culture in major UK cities is just fundamentally broken. How is it I can go on almost 40 dates and not be interested in a single person?

Can we all collectively agree to not trauma dump on first dates...? PLEASE.

Babe sometimes it's like you don't even care how many cores and logical processors my computer has

FF14 savage players parsing green and being insufferable seems to be a universal truth

Hinge has put me on people's stand outs for the first time and I'm actually embarrassed knowing that people are going to have to look at me

Oh no, the Chinese version of the shitty plagiarism machine is better than the domestic one we also never wanted!

Throwing this into the Bluesky ether, guys how the hell do you make friends online when you're not a teenager anymore? LMFAO