not feeling anything is the real emergency, and being bored is just the siren.

#comedy #humour #funny #comedytime

everyone says ‘be yourself’ like i didn’t try that already and immediately regret the update.

#comedy #humour #tryingtobefunny

Time isn't real but the clock is judging me.

#comedy

December is that weird month where I’m supposed to ‘reflect on my year…
But if my brain was a slideshow, half the slides are missing
and the other half are just me eating snacks and being Lazy

#comedy #funny #lol #humour

Someone said they wanted something spicy, so I sent them my math grades. It was abit too much 🤭

#Comedy #Humour #Funny #lol

Hey BlueSky! 👋