Small Human Female
@esmesstuff.bsky.social
I like a bunch of stuff. Doctor who stuff, Godzilla stuff, making stuff, watching stuff, reading stuff and eating stuff. Collector of vintage recipe books. Maker of rash purchases.
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To mark Valentine’s Day, here is what is believed to be the world’s oldest surviving love poem, written 1.5 million years ago by one of our earliest ancestors, homo unrequitus.
February 14, 2026 at 8:55 AM
To mark Valentine’s Day, here is what is believed to be the world’s oldest surviving love poem, written 1.5 million years ago by one of our earliest ancestors, homo unrequitus.
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You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
Film Club: Godzilla Adjacent
Dogora (1964)
A carbon eating space jellyfish is intent on consuming the world's supply of coal and diamonds. Subplot involving international jewel thieves.
A bit silly, really; but a decent model
Dogora (1964)
A carbon eating space jellyfish is intent on consuming the world's supply of coal and diamonds. Subplot involving international jewel thieves.
A bit silly, really; but a decent model
a close up of a white object with a blue background and a purple background .
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February 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Film Club: Godzilla Adjacent
Dogora (1964)
A carbon eating space jellyfish is intent on consuming the world's supply of coal and diamonds. Subplot involving international jewel thieves.
A bit silly, really; but a decent model
Dogora (1964)
A carbon eating space jellyfish is intent on consuming the world's supply of coal and diamonds. Subplot involving international jewel thieves.
A bit silly, really; but a decent model
I read a book. It was good
The Essex Serpent. Sarah Perry, 2017
Widowed Cora is throwing herself into the pursuit of fossils, in the process, she gets ensnared in the tangled threads of a society caught between science and superstition.
The Essex Serpent. Sarah Perry, 2017
Widowed Cora is throwing herself into the pursuit of fossils, in the process, she gets ensnared in the tangled threads of a society caught between science and superstition.
February 13, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I read a book. It was good
The Essex Serpent. Sarah Perry, 2017
Widowed Cora is throwing herself into the pursuit of fossils, in the process, she gets ensnared in the tangled threads of a society caught between science and superstition.
The Essex Serpent. Sarah Perry, 2017
Widowed Cora is throwing herself into the pursuit of fossils, in the process, she gets ensnared in the tangled threads of a society caught between science and superstition.
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#Zillathon2026 4: Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964)
A solid kaiju classic that boasts a generally strong story with good themes, likeable protagonists, entertaining villains, and a skilful blend of serious and camp. Mothra's futile self-sacrificial battle against Godzilla is as tragic as it is hilarious.
A solid kaiju classic that boasts a generally strong story with good themes, likeable protagonists, entertaining villains, and a skilful blend of serious and camp. Mothra's futile self-sacrificial battle against Godzilla is as tragic as it is hilarious.
February 8, 2026 at 11:29 PM
#Zillathon2026 4: Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964)
A solid kaiju classic that boasts a generally strong story with good themes, likeable protagonists, entertaining villains, and a skilful blend of serious and camp. Mothra's futile self-sacrificial battle against Godzilla is as tragic as it is hilarious.
A solid kaiju classic that boasts a generally strong story with good themes, likeable protagonists, entertaining villains, and a skilful blend of serious and camp. Mothra's futile self-sacrificial battle against Godzilla is as tragic as it is hilarious.
I read a book. It was good
The Bookshop, the he Draper, the Candlestick Maker. Annie Gray, 2024.
A history of the high street, from it's early beginnings to the 1960s and beyond. Fun and accessible, and nostalgic towards the end. Recommended
The Bookshop, the he Draper, the Candlestick Maker. Annie Gray, 2024.
A history of the high street, from it's early beginnings to the 1960s and beyond. Fun and accessible, and nostalgic towards the end. Recommended
February 9, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I read a book. It was good
The Bookshop, the he Draper, the Candlestick Maker. Annie Gray, 2024.
A history of the high street, from it's early beginnings to the 1960s and beyond. Fun and accessible, and nostalgic towards the end. Recommended
The Bookshop, the he Draper, the Candlestick Maker. Annie Gray, 2024.
A history of the high street, from it's early beginnings to the 1960s and beyond. Fun and accessible, and nostalgic towards the end. Recommended
Film Club:
Godzilla and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day (1964)
Sorry, Mothra vs Godzilla.
After a typhoon Mothra's egg washes up on the mainland. Evil business men want to turn it into a tourist attraction. Meanwhile, Godzilla has also been washed up, the good guys ask Mothra for help
Godzilla and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day (1964)
Sorry, Mothra vs Godzilla.
After a typhoon Mothra's egg washes up on the mainland. Evil business men want to turn it into a tourist attraction. Meanwhile, Godzilla has also been washed up, the good guys ask Mothra for help
a statue of a monster with the words " what did you just say " below it
ALT: a statue of a monster with the words " what did you just say " below it
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February 8, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Film Club:
Godzilla and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day (1964)
Sorry, Mothra vs Godzilla.
After a typhoon Mothra's egg washes up on the mainland. Evil business men want to turn it into a tourist attraction. Meanwhile, Godzilla has also been washed up, the good guys ask Mothra for help
Godzilla and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day (1964)
Sorry, Mothra vs Godzilla.
After a typhoon Mothra's egg washes up on the mainland. Evil business men want to turn it into a tourist attraction. Meanwhile, Godzilla has also been washed up, the good guys ask Mothra for help
Film Club
Brief Encounter (1945)
Classic story of an ill fated emotional affair between two naive adults who should have known better.
In the top 10 of BFIs Top 100 films, and deservedly so
Brief Encounter (1945)
Classic story of an ill fated emotional affair between two naive adults who should have known better.
In the top 10 of BFIs Top 100 films, and deservedly so
a man and woman are talking in front of a sign that says smok
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February 7, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Film Club
Brief Encounter (1945)
Classic story of an ill fated emotional affair between two naive adults who should have known better.
In the top 10 of BFIs Top 100 films, and deservedly so
Brief Encounter (1945)
Classic story of an ill fated emotional affair between two naive adults who should have known better.
In the top 10 of BFIs Top 100 films, and deservedly so
I read a book. It was very good
The Oppermans. Lion Feuchtwanger, 1933
Persephone bk 136
A story about a Jewish family in Berlin as Hitler rises to power. Scary, because so many of the events and attitudes are playing out in modern day Britain and America
Should be required reading in all schools
The Oppermans. Lion Feuchtwanger, 1933
Persephone bk 136
A story about a Jewish family in Berlin as Hitler rises to power. Scary, because so many of the events and attitudes are playing out in modern day Britain and America
Should be required reading in all schools
February 4, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I read a book. It was very good
The Oppermans. Lion Feuchtwanger, 1933
Persephone bk 136
A story about a Jewish family in Berlin as Hitler rises to power. Scary, because so many of the events and attitudes are playing out in modern day Britain and America
Should be required reading in all schools
The Oppermans. Lion Feuchtwanger, 1933
Persephone bk 136
A story about a Jewish family in Berlin as Hitler rises to power. Scary, because so many of the events and attitudes are playing out in modern day Britain and America
Should be required reading in all schools
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First new character of 2026! This is Galaxias, envoy of the Moon, and he's from the same universe as Gwen and Mulberry. I think I managed not to make him too overdesigned? Let me know what you think
#LinzerArt #furryart #scalie #dragon
#LinzerArt #furryart #scalie #dragon
February 2, 2026 at 5:57 PM
First new character of 2026! This is Galaxias, envoy of the Moon, and he's from the same universe as Gwen and Mulberry. I think I managed not to make him too overdesigned? Let me know what you think
#LinzerArt #furryart #scalie #dragon
#LinzerArt #furryart #scalie #dragon
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#Zillathon2026 Gaiden: Gorath (1962)
Another sci-fi film about humanity coming together to fight an alien threat. Unfortunately, in spite of gorgeous model work, this one falls flat thanks to dodgy pacing, batpoop insane science, and the baffling inclusion of a giant walrus... for all of 5 seconds.
Another sci-fi film about humanity coming together to fight an alien threat. Unfortunately, in spite of gorgeous model work, this one falls flat thanks to dodgy pacing, batpoop insane science, and the baffling inclusion of a giant walrus... for all of 5 seconds.
February 2, 2026 at 9:03 PM
#Zillathon2026 Gaiden: Gorath (1962)
Another sci-fi film about humanity coming together to fight an alien threat. Unfortunately, in spite of gorgeous model work, this one falls flat thanks to dodgy pacing, batpoop insane science, and the baffling inclusion of a giant walrus... for all of 5 seconds.
Another sci-fi film about humanity coming together to fight an alien threat. Unfortunately, in spite of gorgeous model work, this one falls flat thanks to dodgy pacing, batpoop insane science, and the baffling inclusion of a giant walrus... for all of 5 seconds.
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Custom Joker commission for @lalosalamanda.bsky.social! He ordered Lalo and Andreynn turned into Throwback and Wrathful Joker
#LinzerArt #furryart #pixelart #Balatro
#LinzerArt #furryart #pixelart #Balatro
February 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Custom Joker commission for @lalosalamanda.bsky.social! He ordered Lalo and Andreynn turned into Throwback and Wrathful Joker
#LinzerArt #furryart #pixelart #Balatro
#LinzerArt #furryart #pixelart #Balatro
Film Club - Godzilla adjacent
Gorath (1962)
A rogue star is heading on a collision course with earth, consuming everything in its path.
It's up to some very serious scientists and some very jolly astronauts to save the day.
Brief appearance from gigantic walrus, Maguma
Gorath (1962)
A rogue star is heading on a collision course with earth, consuming everything in its path.
It's up to some very serious scientists and some very jolly astronauts to save the day.
Brief appearance from gigantic walrus, Maguma
a dinosaur is crawling through the dirt in a cave .
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February 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Film Club - Godzilla adjacent
Gorath (1962)
A rogue star is heading on a collision course with earth, consuming everything in its path.
It's up to some very serious scientists and some very jolly astronauts to save the day.
Brief appearance from gigantic walrus, Maguma
Gorath (1962)
A rogue star is heading on a collision course with earth, consuming everything in its path.
It's up to some very serious scientists and some very jolly astronauts to save the day.
Brief appearance from gigantic walrus, Maguma
Film Club
The Cabinet of Dr Caligari (1920)
Very interesting visually, but not as watchable as Der Golem.
A mysterious performer uses a somnambulist to commit murders in a small German town
The Cabinet of Dr Caligari (1920)
Very interesting visually, but not as watchable as Der Golem.
A mysterious performer uses a somnambulist to commit murders in a small German town
a close up of a man 's face with a turtleneck
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January 28, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Film Club
The Cabinet of Dr Caligari (1920)
Very interesting visually, but not as watchable as Der Golem.
A mysterious performer uses a somnambulist to commit murders in a small German town
The Cabinet of Dr Caligari (1920)
Very interesting visually, but not as watchable as Der Golem.
A mysterious performer uses a somnambulist to commit murders in a small German town
I read a book. It was gripping
Eleanor Oliphant is Completely Fine. Gail Honeyman, 2017
Survivor of a traumatic childhood, Eleanor is NOT fine. However, things are about to change, whether she likes it or not
Eleanor Oliphant is Completely Fine. Gail Honeyman, 2017
Survivor of a traumatic childhood, Eleanor is NOT fine. However, things are about to change, whether she likes it or not
January 25, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I read a book. It was gripping
Eleanor Oliphant is Completely Fine. Gail Honeyman, 2017
Survivor of a traumatic childhood, Eleanor is NOT fine. However, things are about to change, whether she likes it or not
Eleanor Oliphant is Completely Fine. Gail Honeyman, 2017
Survivor of a traumatic childhood, Eleanor is NOT fine. However, things are about to change, whether she likes it or not
Film Club
Following (1998)
Christopher Nolan's first film. A wannabe writer starts following random people for "inspiration". His naivety sees him sucked into a voyeuristic criminal scheme that doesn't end well.
Student film vibes, but pretty good.
Following (1998)
Christopher Nolan's first film. A wannabe writer starts following random people for "inspiration". His naivety sees him sucked into a voyeuristic criminal scheme that doesn't end well.
Student film vibes, but pretty good.
January 24, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Film Club
Following (1998)
Christopher Nolan's first film. A wannabe writer starts following random people for "inspiration". His naivety sees him sucked into a voyeuristic criminal scheme that doesn't end well.
Student film vibes, but pretty good.
Following (1998)
Christopher Nolan's first film. A wannabe writer starts following random people for "inspiration". His naivety sees him sucked into a voyeuristic criminal scheme that doesn't end well.
Student film vibes, but pretty good.
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Did a lot of work on Veritian's face, he's definitely finished now!!! (lying)
#LinzerArt #furryart #pixelart #dragon
#LinzerArt #furryart #pixelart #dragon
January 24, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Did a lot of work on Veritian's face, he's definitely finished now!!! (lying)
#LinzerArt #furryart #pixelart #dragon
#LinzerArt #furryart #pixelart #dragon
Film Club
Der Golem (1920)
German silent film, once thought lost. The classic story of a creature made out of clay, brought to life through black magic, to protect the Jews in Prague.
Job done, he naturally starts to turn on his creator, discovering he wants beauty, love, and to touch boobies
Der Golem (1920)
German silent film, once thought lost. The classic story of a creature made out of clay, brought to life through black magic, to protect the Jews in Prague.
Job done, he naturally starts to turn on his creator, discovering he wants beauty, love, and to touch boobies
a close up of a statue of a man 's face with a green background
ALT: a close up of a statue of a man 's face with a green background
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January 24, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Film Club
Der Golem (1920)
German silent film, once thought lost. The classic story of a creature made out of clay, brought to life through black magic, to protect the Jews in Prague.
Job done, he naturally starts to turn on his creator, discovering he wants beauty, love, and to touch boobies
Der Golem (1920)
German silent film, once thought lost. The classic story of a creature made out of clay, brought to life through black magic, to protect the Jews in Prague.
Job done, he naturally starts to turn on his creator, discovering he wants beauty, love, and to touch boobies
Film Club
Drunken Master (1978)
Classic Jackie Chan Kung Fu comedy.
I laughed a lot. Not necessarily because of the jokes...
Ne'er do well is sent to learn the secret of the '7 drunken gods' fighting style. Based on a folk story
Drunken Master (1978)
Classic Jackie Chan Kung Fu comedy.
I laughed a lot. Not necessarily because of the jokes...
Ne'er do well is sent to learn the secret of the '7 drunken gods' fighting style. Based on a folk story
a man in a karate uniform is waving his hand in front of trees in a field .
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January 22, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Film Club
Drunken Master (1978)
Classic Jackie Chan Kung Fu comedy.
I laughed a lot. Not necessarily because of the jokes...
Ne'er do well is sent to learn the secret of the '7 drunken gods' fighting style. Based on a folk story
Drunken Master (1978)
Classic Jackie Chan Kung Fu comedy.
I laughed a lot. Not necessarily because of the jokes...
Ne'er do well is sent to learn the secret of the '7 drunken gods' fighting style. Based on a folk story
I read a book. It was fun
Benton and Hawthorne Investigate. @lucymccaul.bsky.social 2025
One for the Doctor Who fans Featuring the beloved characters Sergeant Benton and Miss Hawthorne (The Daemons,1971. Played by the wonderful Damaris Hayman), who team up to go undercover, solving crime for UNIT
Benton and Hawthorne Investigate. @lucymccaul.bsky.social 2025
One for the Doctor Who fans Featuring the beloved characters Sergeant Benton and Miss Hawthorne (The Daemons,1971. Played by the wonderful Damaris Hayman), who team up to go undercover, solving crime for UNIT
January 20, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I read a book. It was fun
Benton and Hawthorne Investigate. @lucymccaul.bsky.social 2025
One for the Doctor Who fans Featuring the beloved characters Sergeant Benton and Miss Hawthorne (The Daemons,1971. Played by the wonderful Damaris Hayman), who team up to go undercover, solving crime for UNIT
Benton and Hawthorne Investigate. @lucymccaul.bsky.social 2025
One for the Doctor Who fans Featuring the beloved characters Sergeant Benton and Miss Hawthorne (The Daemons,1971. Played by the wonderful Damaris Hayman), who team up to go undercover, solving crime for UNIT
I read a book. It was interesting
Howard's End is on the Landing: a year of reading from home. Susan Hill, 2009
Hill spends a year only reading what she already owns. This leads to a nostalgic wander through literature, and memories of authors she has known
Howard's End is on the Landing: a year of reading from home. Susan Hill, 2009
Hill spends a year only reading what she already owns. This leads to a nostalgic wander through literature, and memories of authors she has known
January 14, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I read a book. It was interesting
Howard's End is on the Landing: a year of reading from home. Susan Hill, 2009
Hill spends a year only reading what she already owns. This leads to a nostalgic wander through literature, and memories of authors she has known
Howard's End is on the Landing: a year of reading from home. Susan Hill, 2009
Hill spends a year only reading what she already owns. This leads to a nostalgic wander through literature, and memories of authors she has known
I read a book. It was good
Lamb to the Slaughter. Ronald Dahl, 2025
A selection of Dahl's short stories, some of which you may know from Tales of the Unexpected. From the Penguin Archive series, made to showcase highlights from 90 years of publishing
Lamb to the Slaughter. Ronald Dahl, 2025
A selection of Dahl's short stories, some of which you may know from Tales of the Unexpected. From the Penguin Archive series, made to showcase highlights from 90 years of publishing
January 14, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I read a book. It was good
Lamb to the Slaughter. Ronald Dahl, 2025
A selection of Dahl's short stories, some of which you may know from Tales of the Unexpected. From the Penguin Archive series, made to showcase highlights from 90 years of publishing
Lamb to the Slaughter. Ronald Dahl, 2025
A selection of Dahl's short stories, some of which you may know from Tales of the Unexpected. From the Penguin Archive series, made to showcase highlights from 90 years of publishing
I read a book. It was very good
The closed door and other stories. Dorothy Whipple, 2007.
The author expertly conjures up a middle class hellscape of keeping up appearances, bad parents, interfering women and cheating husbands.
Persephone book 74
The closed door and other stories. Dorothy Whipple, 2007.
The author expertly conjures up a middle class hellscape of keeping up appearances, bad parents, interfering women and cheating husbands.
Persephone book 74
January 6, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I read a book. It was very good
The closed door and other stories. Dorothy Whipple, 2007.
The author expertly conjures up a middle class hellscape of keeping up appearances, bad parents, interfering women and cheating husbands.
Persephone book 74
The closed door and other stories. Dorothy Whipple, 2007.
The author expertly conjures up a middle class hellscape of keeping up appearances, bad parents, interfering women and cheating husbands.
Persephone book 74
I read a book. It was pervy
The Key. Junichiro Tanizaki, 1961.
The blurb compares it to Lady Chatterley's Lover, and I suppose being embarrassing and voyeuristic, & featuring a married couple who REALLY need a chat about needs & boundaries, it kinda is.
The Key. Junichiro Tanizaki, 1961.
The blurb compares it to Lady Chatterley's Lover, and I suppose being embarrassing and voyeuristic, & featuring a married couple who REALLY need a chat about needs & boundaries, it kinda is.
January 4, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I read a book. It was pervy
The Key. Junichiro Tanizaki, 1961.
The blurb compares it to Lady Chatterley's Lover, and I suppose being embarrassing and voyeuristic, & featuring a married couple who REALLY need a chat about needs & boundaries, it kinda is.
The Key. Junichiro Tanizaki, 1961.
The blurb compares it to Lady Chatterley's Lover, and I suppose being embarrassing and voyeuristic, & featuring a married couple who REALLY need a chat about needs & boundaries, it kinda is.