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@erraticstatic.bsky.social
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electric scatterbrain, levantine in the diaspora, married mama, neurodivergent nerd, dog cuddler, servant of spoiled cat, illustrator of bizarre beasts, fan of cartoons & cosmic horror, former veterinary nurse, and tired oh so tired LVL 39 ✡️🏳️‍🌈 עם ישראל חי
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♀️ she/her
💡 electric!
✡️ decolonized jew (secular ashki)
🗣️ bilingual: english/עברית
🏳️‍🌈 bisexual
🐾 not quite human
💖 in love
♿ in pain
🧸 mother of one
🎨 artist & photographer
🧩 worldbuilder
🧠 psychonaut

❌ bigotry of any kind is unwelcome here. get lost or get blocked.
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all this waste, just so people can elf themselves
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I have long believed that we should be WAY more vocal about how police and ICE constantly murder dogs, and I think this is great messaging actually.

The reality is that you can mobilize a whole lot of usually tuned-out Americans around a “someone is being mean to hecking doggos” cause.
she loses it every time for that rock hard block of yak cheese
sucks when such awaited big plans fall through like that but yeah. defiantly hoping we somehow Make It there anyway! blaargh 🤞

speaking of tikvah, I'm also hoping to actually get new art done soonish. been in such a low spoon funk so haven't been able to draw anything for over a week
feeling bummed about multiple things and really hoping against hope that things magically work out next month so edc can still happen with my friend @rocketamari.bsky.social (who I'd be meeting in person for the first time)
rn all I will say is that I'm glad it's finally over and maybe for a little while I will be allowed to worry slightly less about my whole side of the family across the pond....even if existing as an isolated diasporic jew in the deep south of murrica remains unfun

just glad they are free
....but if I do ever share any of said thoughts here, it will definitely not be tonight lol

maybe not ever, but we'll see
I also have a lot of feelings about the end of this two year war that followed the October '23 day that broke me. the nightmare that made me flee my Home along with my spouse & our child months before we originally planned to make that move, a decision that was already mixed and difficult for me.
an echo of my own feelings on the matter
The living hostages are finally free. For the first time in two years, we can breathe.

I pray they heal. I pray this is the beginning of peace. I pray all of this works out.

There is anger too, but I’m holding onto hope, a value that has sustained the Jewish people for millennia.

They are home.
yeah..... knew this would happen 💔
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Lightning Storm Off the Coast of Mazatlan Mexico.

#lightning #storm #mazatlan #mexico #photography #tf_photography #tf_photoscapes #tf_photoescapes
A powerful lightning bolt strikes the ocean under a dark, stormy night sky. The lightning illuminates the clouds and reflects brightly off the surface of the water, creating a dramatic scene over the sea.
🥜 loves her yak cheese

#peanut #dogsky
gold & white beagle mix with a yak cheese chew in her mouth
wow fam check it out, the salt man posted his long awaited Cuphead vid (only got a chance to watch it now)

youtu.be/EUW6f95UpCE?...
The History of Cuphead World Records
YouTube video by Summoning Salt
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and yes he still lightly bullies his adoptive sibling on the reg. it's his way of pretending not to like Peanut despite finding himself in her company often and frequently going out of his way to sleep beside her. blessed are dogs!

bsky.app/profile/erra...
from the other day: two rascals instantly pretend to be innocently hanging out together the moment I glance their way

#peanut #skoosh
Peanut the golden brown mutt and Skoosh the tuxedo cat being goofballs on the sofa the same dog/cat duo, now sitting calmly and avoiding contact. Peanut is looking up at the viewer (me) all guiltily, while Skoosh is pretending he'd been relaxing and aloof the whole time
shh don't blame him, he truly doesn't mean it. he is vicious but not malicious. he is very friendly, our tuxedo sugarcube. he'll chirp and purr nonstop and knead your sweater—he just shorts out on occasion and briefly sees nearby humans as prey to gnaw on. oops🐱💦

be kind to Skoosh, he's kitty
⬆️ here he is contemplating pouncing on your scrumptious leg with no warning and sinking his teeth into the live limb meat to try eating you for sudden snacktime while purring affectionately the whole time like the mad lad he is...

before abruptly ceasing his assault and acting like nothing happened
🖤BONUS SKOOSH🤍 seen from a different angle
he's staring at you and sizing you up with his jade green peepers from atop his dusty throne
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My Dearest Eunice,

The enemy advances—herds of inflatable monsters! Our bayonets bounce off their nylon hides. Jenkins was lost to a rogue Winnie the Pooh. Send more pins. Morale’s low, air pressure’s high.

Forever yours,
- Edward
The inflatables have made it to Broadview.
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y'all look at my sweet idiot catte. thank you for perceiving a skoosh and his cutely folded murder mittens 🐾

#skoosh #catsofbluesky
somewhat blurry pic of Skoosh the tuxedo cat semi-loafing on top of my PC tower, with a goofy blank look on his fuzzy feline face. alas, he completely lacks a brain and is a vicious bully at times but shuddup I love him so much ;w;
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If you accidentally post AI slop and are told “hey that’s AI” the correct answer is to go “aw shit I didn’t know” and delete it. Not “oh oops oh well, watcha gonna do” and keep it up because it’s giving you engagement. Stop it.