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This is where I'm sad, basically. Or aggravated. I wanted the customer service line for "life" and ended up here. Sorry.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
For 2026 I'm keeping a daily journal. It's for my own personal benefit, trying something new to prevent life from slipping by.

This isn't an invitation to follow, but if you're ever curious about my day-to-day, maybe with what's going on in my life or work, you can spy on @daily.eror.us.
January 22, 2026 at 5:24 AM
I covet the peace of a man of God.
January 21, 2026 at 7:19 PM
living in lyrics
escaping to a new world
every four minutes
January 18, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Someone please inform the bourgeoisie that the productivity of the proletariat reduces significantly with long-term high exposure to cortisol.
January 16, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Really feeling like the music stopped and we're all standing around the chairs.
January 13, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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Excellent (if depressing) post covering the new reality we're in from @garbageday.email/@ryanhatesthis.bsky.social: "I can’t help but wonder what a protest can even accomplish when those in power do not think they will ever have to lose that power....The lesson here is clear: We’re on our own now."
We're all just content for ICE
Four days on the ground in Minneapolis
www.garbageday.email
January 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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This is commentary on the absurdity of going to work while the gestapo shoots your neighbors in the face.
January 9, 2026 at 5:34 PM
One of the things I took from Parable of the Sower is that there wasn't really a need for some guy who datamines games and writes PHP.
January 7, 2026 at 5:00 AM
I get lightheaded for a moment when stressed/upset. I'm like those fainting goats.
January 6, 2026 at 6:41 PM
2025: Things get worse, and you learn to cope. Then things get worse, and you learn to cope. Then things get worse...
December 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
🏠 🎁 🎄
December 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
In other news, holy shit heated seats. Preconditioning your car from your phone. My car has a heat pump -- more heat more pump.

All awesome things, thanks modern cars. Also, you're too quiet, and pretension the seat belt when I forget to turn off ESC in snowy parking lots. You're adorable.
December 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
They think they're talking to Santa when we're all just elves.
December 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I found this in her room today. (Yes, we're still cleaning out the house, still taking home boxes of books she left me.) This, from one of her many scattered journals, spoke to me unexpectedly.

10/19/07
"It's 2 o'clock in the morning + I'm standing in the middle of my room in a daze." (1/5)
December 8, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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The early internet was wild
July 18, 2025 at 8:44 AM
It seems that online shopping status emails have been updated for the ADD generation. My inbox:

Vendor, Sun: Thank you for your purchase!
Vendor, Mon: Your order tracking info!
FedEx, Mon: Scheduled for delivery tomorrow
FedEx, Mon: On the way
Vendor, Mon: Arriving soon!
...
July 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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hey every single journalist who still uses twitter as your primary site, does the fact that the chatbot is promoting the Final Solution rise to the level of a news story or no

stop making this the global hub for news communication
July 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
There's only one thing I like about AT&T: how their stupid name exposes HTML-escaping issues.
July 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
This weekend, Oliver twice woke me up with squawking when I meant to sleep in.

So, I was wrong. 🦜📣🫩
eror.us Erorus @eror.us · Nov 22
Pet birds don't make you wake up early, unlike dogs, or cats, or kids.

Birds are awesome.
June 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Missing you today, Spaceboo.

open.spotify.com/playlist/5rZ...

"and all she keeps inside isn't on the label..."
Birthday Cat, Spaceboo Edition
Playlist · Elizabeth Bohan · 48 items · 1 saves
open.spotify.com
May 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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I want a moderation setting to hide posts with images missing alt text.
March 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I can never decide whether I'm glad or scared when I see others wearing masks in public.

Are you sick or considerate? SICK OR CONSIDERATE?!
May 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Just made a super satisfying sequential circuit in #OxygenNotIncluded with a half-dozen SR latches and a bunch of gates, triggering in a loop for a single game tick, to activate 5 conveyor shut-offs one at a time.

Shit, what time is it?
May 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I drove the Evo only 730 miles in the past *year*. Why do I still have it?

I mean, it is orange and loud and stupid fun sometimes, but still.
May 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM