Eric Malcolm
@ericmalcolm.bsky.social
Pop-culture nerd, horror-fiend, animal lover, proud atheist, & taco enthusiast. Girl-dad. I go hard in the 4th quarter. All thoughts expressed my own.
The bastards are planning on coming to Ohio next. I'm surprised they're sending the thugs to a "red state" (I mean at least outside of the major cities).
Is this all because Vance's old lies about Haitains eating people's cats, or whatever? It's all just dumb as hell, everything.
Is this all because Vance's old lies about Haitains eating people's cats, or whatever? It's all just dumb as hell, everything.
I know all eyes are on Minneapolis, but there's a fast-approaching nightmare in Springfield, Ohio.
Trump is revoking protected status for tens of thousands of Haitians living there on Feb. 3.
Reportedly, on Feb. 4, 1000 ICE agents are arriving to remove this population. Ethnic cleansing.
Trump is revoking protected status for tens of thousands of Haitians living there on Feb. 3.
Reportedly, on Feb. 4, 1000 ICE agents are arriving to remove this population. Ethnic cleansing.
January 29, 2026 at 12:02 AM
The bastards are planning on coming to Ohio next. I'm surprised they're sending the thugs to a "red state" (I mean at least outside of the major cities).
Is this all because Vance's old lies about Haitains eating people's cats, or whatever? It's all just dumb as hell, everything.
Is this all because Vance's old lies about Haitains eating people's cats, or whatever? It's all just dumb as hell, everything.
I had to peel a pineapple this afternoon (they're always cheap at Costco), and for my money, this is still one of the best "kitchen gadgets" my wife ever picked up, years back. It makes it so insanely easy, and turns the pineapple into a nice spiral shape.
January 28, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I had to peel a pineapple this afternoon (they're always cheap at Costco), and for my money, this is still one of the best "kitchen gadgets" my wife ever picked up, years back. It makes it so insanely easy, and turns the pineapple into a nice spiral shape.
I don't really post a lot about sports on here, but I do occasionally watch football, and I am not impressed with the Browns hiring Todd Monken.
January 28, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I don't really post a lot about sports on here, but I do occasionally watch football, and I am not impressed with the Browns hiring Todd Monken.
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(volunteering & internships also)
- video store clerk
- account manager at a licensed beverage ware company
- lead graphic designer at a screen printing shop
- technical support dude
- cart cleaner at a golf course
(volunteering & internships also)
- video store clerk
- account manager at a licensed beverage ware company
- lead graphic designer at a screen printing shop
- technical support dude
- cart cleaner at a golf course
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering & internships also)
- food service at a retirement home
- night stock crew at Toys R'Us
- grocery clerk
- movie theater popcorn....dude (left after a day)
- baker
(Yes, volunteering & internships also)
- food service at a retirement home
- night stock crew at Toys R'Us
- grocery clerk
- movie theater popcorn....dude (left after a day)
- baker
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering & internships also)
- Smelting Plant Worker
- Farmhand
- Pub Cook
- R&D Assistant
- Graphic Designer
(Yes, volunteering & internships also)
- Smelting Plant Worker
- Farmhand
- Pub Cook
- R&D Assistant
- Graphic Designer
January 28, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(volunteering & internships also)
- video store clerk
- account manager at a licensed beverage ware company
- lead graphic designer at a screen printing shop
- technical support dude
- cart cleaner at a golf course
(volunteering & internships also)
- video store clerk
- account manager at a licensed beverage ware company
- lead graphic designer at a screen printing shop
- technical support dude
- cart cleaner at a golf course
Taking the trash out to the curb, when there's that much snow in your yard, is like a bloody battle, lol.
January 28, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Taking the trash out to the curb, when there's that much snow in your yard, is like a bloody battle, lol.
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I forgot that I have Venmo debit as well:
@ericmalcolm82
Anything would help. Thank you! 💜
@ericmalcolm82
Anything would help. Thank you! 💜
I'm a stay-at-home dad, and would like to get my wife something for Valentine's Day next month. I closed my bank account but I have PayPal.
If you can help and don't have PayPal, you can use this link:
www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/...
Anything is appreciated, I would like to get her something nice.
If you can help and don't have PayPal, you can use this link:
www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/...
Anything is appreciated, I would like to get her something nice.
January 25, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I forgot that I have Venmo debit as well:
@ericmalcolm82
Anything would help. Thank you! 💜
@ericmalcolm82
Anything would help. Thank you! 💜
Dancing around the house with my daughter, listening to Shania Twain and Chrissie Hynde, this is my happy place. 💜
January 27, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Dancing around the house with my daughter, listening to Shania Twain and Chrissie Hynde, this is my happy place. 💜
"WHERE'S THE MONEY, KEITH!?"
Having watched Some Kind of Wonderful (1987) last night, I love that this movie has the John Ashton connection. One of cinema's greats.
a man with a beard is standing in front of a sign that says departures
Alt: The great John Ashton
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 10:53 PM
"WHERE'S THE MONEY, KEITH!?"
Having watched Some Kind of Wonderful (1987) last night, I love that this movie has the John Ashton connection. One of cinema's greats.
a man with a beard is standing in front of a sign that says departures
Alt: The great John Ashton
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Having watched Some Kind of Wonderful (1987) last night, I love that this movie has the John Ashton connection. One of cinema's greats.
Wow, the Gremlin is getting really good at drawing pictures of dad, lol.
January 27, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Wow, the Gremlin is getting really good at drawing pictures of dad, lol.
Name this movie:
"woah woah, woah woah!"
"woah woah, woah woah!"
January 27, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Name this movie:
"woah woah, woah woah!"
"woah woah, woah woah!"
I think my low-budget video store movie run is over, it's drained me. They just kept getting worse. I think it's time for a fun 80's flick or something.
January 27, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I think my low-budget video store movie run is over, it's drained me. They just kept getting worse. I think it's time for a fun 80's flick or something.
Once in childhood, I was getting ready for school one morning, and my mom asked me to take out the garbage. I wasn't wearing a shirt so I just threw on a coat, and then I got on the bus later, realizing I was just wearing that coat, lol. It was the most awkward day ever, I still think about it.
January 27, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Once in childhood, I was getting ready for school one morning, and my mom asked me to take out the garbage. I wasn't wearing a shirt so I just threw on a coat, and then I got on the bus later, realizing I was just wearing that coat, lol. It was the most awkward day ever, I still think about it.
Well it's Tuesday. My wife is back into work after the fallout from the snowstorm has passed (and multiple driveway shovelings), and while my folks usually come visit their granddaughter the Gremlin on Tuesdays, my mom says it's still too cold to leave the house, so it's a lazy pajama day here.
January 27, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Well it's Tuesday. My wife is back into work after the fallout from the snowstorm has passed (and multiple driveway shovelings), and while my folks usually come visit their granddaughter the Gremlin on Tuesdays, my mom says it's still too cold to leave the house, so it's a lazy pajama day here.
I was watching Some Kind of Wonderful (1987) last night, and I forgot that Keith's little sister was "Zuzu Petals" in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990).
January 27, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I was watching Some Kind of Wonderful (1987) last night, and I forgot that Keith's little sister was "Zuzu Petals" in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990).
Five ‘70s flicks that you love and return to time and again:
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Taxi Driver
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
The Godfather
Chinatown
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Taxi Driver
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
The Godfather
Chinatown
January 27, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Five ‘70s flicks that you love and return to time and again:
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Taxi Driver
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
The Godfather
Chinatown
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Taxi Driver
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
The Godfather
Chinatown
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James Cromwell was born January 27, 1940 in Los Angeles.
January 27, 2026 at 6:45 AM
James Cromwell was born January 27, 1940 in Los Angeles.
The true lovebirds of Some Kind Of Wonderful (1987) were Amanda and Duncan.
January 27, 2026 at 6:36 AM
The true lovebirds of Some Kind Of Wonderful (1987) were Amanda and Duncan.
Son of a gun, my (second) Google phone has stopped charging. I had already replaced it once, for the same reason. Multiple chargers and outlets, and it's just dead. Thankfully the baby monitor has a short battery, so it will wake me up early. And then to online support I go, for another one.
January 27, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Son of a gun, my (second) Google phone has stopped charging. I had already replaced it once, for the same reason. Multiple chargers and outlets, and it's just dead. Thankfully the baby monitor has a short battery, so it will wake me up early. And then to online support I go, for another one.
I can't explain it, but Dakota Johnson is like if Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson had a kid, and she was like the perfect combination of both, but, somehow it was just weird, and then she just kept showing up in movies.
It's cold out! 🥶 ❄️
Share someone who looks stylish wearing gloves.
Share someone who looks stylish wearing gloves.
January 26, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I can't explain it, but Dakota Johnson is like if Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson had a kid, and she was like the perfect combination of both, but, somehow it was just weird, and then she just kept showing up in movies.
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Jan 26th 1953 - The L.A. Times reported on the Nite Owl murders.
📽️📅 L.A. Confidential (1997)
📽️📅 L.A. Confidential (1997)
January 26, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Jan 26th 1953 - The L.A. Times reported on the Nite Owl murders.
📽️📅 L.A. Confidential (1997)
📽️📅 L.A. Confidential (1997)
Good lord was that bad. A collection of random montages set to music, with about five minutes of actual story in between. The video store was cool I guess, but otherwise a completely pointless movie. Maybe one of the dumbest things I ever sat through, lol.
#FilmSky #Tubi
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#FilmSky #Tubi
boxd.it/cQiqqT
January 26, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Good lord was that bad. A collection of random montages set to music, with about five minutes of actual story in between. The video store was cool I guess, but otherwise a completely pointless movie. Maybe one of the dumbest things I ever sat through, lol.
#FilmSky #Tubi
boxd.it/cQiqqT
#FilmSky #Tubi
boxd.it/cQiqqT
After being on a movie theater/drive-in/video store movie kick for the past week, guess I'm keeping the theme going.
Now watching: Shockumentary (2015)
Some folks find out their local video store makes snuff films, or something. The reviews and Letterboxd ratings are not kind, please wish me luck
Now watching: Shockumentary (2015)
Some folks find out their local video store makes snuff films, or something. The reviews and Letterboxd ratings are not kind, please wish me luck
January 26, 2026 at 3:15 AM
After being on a movie theater/drive-in/video store movie kick for the past week, guess I'm keeping the theme going.
Now watching: Shockumentary (2015)
Some folks find out their local video store makes snuff films, or something. The reviews and Letterboxd ratings are not kind, please wish me luck
Now watching: Shockumentary (2015)
Some folks find out their local video store makes snuff films, or something. The reviews and Letterboxd ratings are not kind, please wish me luck
Apparently I've been wearing my boots wrong this whole time. 😆
January 26, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Apparently I've been wearing my boots wrong this whole time. 😆