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A baby Axiom is a Lemma.
January 23, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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This dude on TikTok is trying to help his wife get a job, so he wrote a song. I've had this stuck in my head for the past couple of days. Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8fQQP8S/
January 22, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I wonder if there's a SilvaGunner rip that's the Sonic title screen but the AoStH intro music
January 22, 2026 at 7:50 PM
In retrospect, I think that spat of "I forced a bot to do X" posts in 2018 were some kind of trauma response projected backwards in time.
January 22, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Um, actually, I am not "stuck" in a time loop. I can leave whenever I want.
January 21, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Adobe: We have to bet big on AI so that we're ready for all the artists that want to use AI.

People that actually use AI: Why the fuck would I ever open Photoshop?
January 17, 2026 at 8:34 PM
It's still funny to me that "Muppet version of a movie" is such a common meme when they only ever did it three times, and you've only ever heard of two of them.
January 17, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I have encountered another person who is like "I have this project but I'm afraid to tell too many people about it because I don't want them to steal my ideas" and its just, your ideas are the least important part. Sorry.
January 16, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Using an anagram for my display name makes a lot less sense on Bluesky where my handle is @eopoint.com and not @mrencyclopedia
January 16, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Batman: If I kill a killer, the total number of killers stays the same.

The Joker: What if you kill two killers?

Batman: ...Shit. Why didn't I think of that? Goddamn! Fuck!
January 16, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Why are people not plugging in their plug-in hybrids? Do they like pointlessly wasting money on gas that much?

https://insideevs.com/news/784328/gm-ceo-phev-plug-in/
January 15, 2026 at 8:17 PM
The primary use cases for generative AI are writing text nobody is supposed to read, creating images nobody is supposed to look at, and giving answers that nobody is supposed to believe.
January 15, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Live your life such that nobody notices your passing.
January 15, 2026 at 2:00 AM
The Dilbert domain expires in one week
January 14, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Lumpawaroo should have been in the Star Wars sequel trilogy.
January 14, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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MORE LIKE ASS EFFECT
December 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Building myself a DreamPi is really stupid and a waste of my time, right? What am I gonna do, recapture the fleeting experience of my youth?
January 14, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I am surprised that nobody has ever hacked together an ESP32-based replacement for the Dreamcast modem.
January 14, 2026 at 3:09 AM
flipboard.com
January 14, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Finally, some good news
January 13, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Evangelical fundamentalist monastery.
January 11, 2026 at 6:39 PM
None of this would be happening if A More Civilized Age had done podcasts about Andor season 2.
January 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
It's time to answer the call. Pick up the banana.
January 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM