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Emma J

@emmajeats82.bsky.social

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I love movies, martinis, food, getting the f- out the UK on a regular basis, and writing smutty fanfic. How's your day going? 🍸🍸

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Emma J @emmajeats82.bsky.social · Mar 23

So, this is where I come out as a #Reylo writer. If you've read Dogs Are the Best Meet Cute on AO3 by Turkington82, that's me.

And I have a new one!

I bring you Ch. 1 of MAKE A JOYFUL NOISE! Modern AU, widower/actor/single Dad Ben + Voice Coach Rey!

🫣🔥🌶

archiveofourown.org/works/64090816

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Emma J @emmajeats82.bsky.social · Mar 28

Take all my money! Take my body! Take my bones and carcass!

Emma J @emmajeats82.bsky.social · Mar 28

Beyond thrilled for you!!! 🔥🔥🔥

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Michelle C. Harris @michelle-c-harris.bsky.social · Mar 27

I am beyond excited to announce my debut romance, A LATTE LIKE LOVE, set for publication with @berkleyromance.bsky.social in April 2026.

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Emma J @emmajeats82.bsky.social · Mar 28

Ooooooof... 🌶

Emma J @emmajeats82.bsky.social · Mar 26

I'm sorry, but I just read "Adam" and "Finger Holes" and blanked out.

Emma J @emmajeats82.bsky.social · Mar 26

This would make a great Armando Iannucci show except the part where actual huge amount of people's lives are put at risk because this bag of knob puppets couldn't even build a wall out of Lego without f*cking it up.

News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · Mar 26

🚨NEW: Major development.

German newspaper Der Spiegel has found phone numbers and passwords for Hegseth, Waltz & Gabbard in stolen data freely published on the internet.

‼️It includes details of Signal accounts.

“It is conceivable that foreign agents were privy to the Signal chat group.”

Hegseth, Waltz, Gabbard
Private Data and Passwords of Senior U.S. Security Officials Found Online
Donald Trump's most important security advisers used Signal to discuss an imminent military strike. Now, reporting by DER SPIEGEL has found that the contact data of some of those officials, including mobile phone numbers, is freely accessible on the internet.
By Patrick Beuth, Jörg Diehl, Roman Höfner, Roman Lehberger, Friederike Röhreke und Fidelius Schmid
26.03.2025, 21.20 Uhr

Emma J @emmajeats82.bsky.social · Mar 26

👀👀👀👀👀

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Emma J @emmajeats82.bsky.social · Mar 26

Ermehgad. In a sad sign of my age AND my lameness that's the same amount of time I've had a LinkedIn profile 🤣🤣🤣

an elderly woman is standing in front of a brick wall holding a hat .

ALT: an elderly woman is standing in front of a brick wall holding a hat .

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Emma J @emmajeats82.bsky.social · Mar 26

Thank you so much 🫣🥺🙏

you.so

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Emma J @emmajeats82.bsky.social · Mar 26

These backstage shots of Jarmusch making skateboard movies are *CHEF'S KISS*

Emma J @emmajeats82.bsky.social · Mar 26

Motherfunking SEAN PRICE WILLIAMS joining the Cinetopia/Kim's Video partaaaay 🤘💯

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ALT: a man is standing in a doorway in a black and white photo .

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Emma J @emmajeats82.bsky.social · Mar 26

Thank you 🥺🥺🥺

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Emma J @emmajeats82.bsky.social · Mar 26

Straight to series?! Adam EXEC PRODUCING?

Jessica Mother-Bonking CHASTAIN?!

I HAVE ASCENDED.

Emma J @emmajeats82.bsky.social · Mar 24

The Coen Brothers couldn't write a better script.

Emma J @emmajeats82.bsky.social · Mar 24

And you were all worrying about a piece of AI software that was used to clean up a small amount of Adrian Brody's real Hungarian accent in The Brutalist?

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · Mar 24

New video of Boston Dynamics' Atlas robot 🤖

Emma J @emmajeats82.bsky.social · Mar 24

Um... so I just discovered Reacher?!

And when I say this is SO NOT my thing, and he is SO not really ever my type, but... here I am...

I have been sucked into the rabbit hole in the most delicious way 😳🫠👀

Emma J @emmajeats82.bsky.social · Mar 24

Just Jim.

Emma J @emmajeats82.bsky.social · Mar 24

Sorry, but every other human just melted into unimportance 🫠🤣

Emma J @emmajeats82.bsky.social · Mar 24

Thank you so much - it is such a talented fandom full of so many incredible writers!

Emma J @emmajeats82.bsky.social · Mar 24

Wonderful!

Emma J @emmajeats82.bsky.social · Mar 24

Holy sh*t folks. The Reylo community REALLY shows up when you share work! 🥰💯

Blown away by the response to my tentative return to fic writing 🫶

Thank yooooouuuuu 🫠🫠

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · Mar 23

When I say I’m emotionally unavailable, I mean I’m already involved in long distance relationships with half a dozen fictional characters, one (1) song that I’ve been listening to on repeat for weeks now, and also several hundred animals on the internet so we are at capacity.

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Emma J @emmajeats82.bsky.social · Mar 23

Fic inspired by THIS amazing anecdote from the Annette years...

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Emma J @emmajeats82.bsky.social · Mar 23

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Emma J @emmajeats82.bsky.social · Mar 23

@altocello.bsky.social aha!!! I found my own account! 🫣🤣

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