MJ
@emjayirl.bsky.social
Coffee addict. Cocktail fanatic. Magic maker. Incessant daydreamer. Weary writer. Reformed egirl. Ancient emo. Wanderlust sufferer. INTP. ADHD.
We need to k*ll the inventor of LASIK.
A man with slutty little glasses…
A man with slutty little glasses…
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 PM
We need to k*ll the inventor of LASIK.
A man with slutty little glasses…
A man with slutty little glasses…
My tiktok algo is currently feeding me fan video after fan video of Awsten Knight looking hot.
Fine, ok.
But the frontman I’m currently hyperfixated on does NOT get that treatment. It’s all videos of his killer vocals and silly dances.
I’m like WHERE ARE THE THIRST EDITS?? PLS I NEED THEM
Fine, ok.
But the frontman I’m currently hyperfixated on does NOT get that treatment. It’s all videos of his killer vocals and silly dances.
I’m like WHERE ARE THE THIRST EDITS?? PLS I NEED THEM
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My tiktok algo is currently feeding me fan video after fan video of Awsten Knight looking hot.
Fine, ok.
But the frontman I’m currently hyperfixated on does NOT get that treatment. It’s all videos of his killer vocals and silly dances.
I’m like WHERE ARE THE THIRST EDITS?? PLS I NEED THEM
Fine, ok.
But the frontman I’m currently hyperfixated on does NOT get that treatment. It’s all videos of his killer vocals and silly dances.
I’m like WHERE ARE THE THIRST EDITS?? PLS I NEED THEM
“I Didn’t Use To” altered by brain chemistry.
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
“I Didn’t Use To” altered by brain chemistry.
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Neurodivergent: “Orange rectangle, please.”
Neurotypical: Hands blue circle*
ND: “That’s not the same thing at all.”
NT: “It’s a shape with a color, Why are you being difficult?”
Neurotypical: Hands blue circle*
ND: “That’s not the same thing at all.”
NT: “It’s a shape with a color, Why are you being difficult?”
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Neurodivergent: “Orange rectangle, please.”
Neurotypical: Hands blue circle*
ND: “That’s not the same thing at all.”
NT: “It’s a shape with a color, Why are you being difficult?”
Neurotypical: Hands blue circle*
ND: “That’s not the same thing at all.”
NT: “It’s a shape with a color, Why are you being difficult?”
Lot of my top fav bands have names that are incredibly difficult for normies to comprehend for some reason.
(Looking at you The Maine, Waterparks, and The Wrecks specifically).
(Looking at you The Maine, Waterparks, and The Wrecks specifically).
November 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Lot of my top fav bands have names that are incredibly difficult for normies to comprehend for some reason.
(Looking at you The Maine, Waterparks, and The Wrecks specifically).
(Looking at you The Maine, Waterparks, and The Wrecks specifically).
Oh they’re GUTTING my girl
Aerial photo of dumpsters and open windows at the former Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser.
2nd photo an overall view of the transformation to be an Imagineering office building.
2nd photo an overall view of the transformation to be an Imagineering office building.
November 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Oh they’re GUTTING my girl
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before you get super sad about not getting a mass produced bear cup from Starbucks, take a moment to breathe and consider that it IS mass produced and you can literally get the same exact cup online just about everywhere. here's one on Amazon
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November 7, 2025 at 6:03 AM
before you get super sad about not getting a mass produced bear cup from Starbucks, take a moment to breathe and consider that it IS mass produced and you can literally get the same exact cup online just about everywhere. here's one on Amazon
I hadn’t decided if I wanted to go to BlizzCon next year what do you mean tickets are on sale this week?
November 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I hadn’t decided if I wanted to go to BlizzCon next year what do you mean tickets are on sale this week?
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normalize inviting your coworkers to hardcore shows so that you can beat the shit out of them
October 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
normalize inviting your coworkers to hardcore shows so that you can beat the shit out of them
Wouldn’t have thought of green in a million years
Connections
Puzzle #845
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Connections
Puzzle #845
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October 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Wouldn’t have thought of green in a million years
Connections
Puzzle #845
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩
Connections
Puzzle #845
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Wait...
Fly to fuckass Arizona on Saturday. MCR Phoenix. Labor Day in Arizona. Flight to LA. Uni Hollywood and HHN Hollywood both for the first time. Thursday Uber to Anaheim. Disneyland Friday. BlizzCon Weekend. THEN home to FL.
Am I cooking or am I cooked?
Fly to fuckass Arizona on Saturday. MCR Phoenix. Labor Day in Arizona. Flight to LA. Uni Hollywood and HHN Hollywood both for the first time. Thursday Uber to Anaheim. Disneyland Friday. BlizzCon Weekend. THEN home to FL.
Am I cooking or am I cooked?
September 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Wait...
Fly to fuckass Arizona on Saturday. MCR Phoenix. Labor Day in Arizona. Flight to LA. Uni Hollywood and HHN Hollywood both for the first time. Thursday Uber to Anaheim. Disneyland Friday. BlizzCon Weekend. THEN home to FL.
Am I cooking or am I cooked?
Fly to fuckass Arizona on Saturday. MCR Phoenix. Labor Day in Arizona. Flight to LA. Uni Hollywood and HHN Hollywood both for the first time. Thursday Uber to Anaheim. Disneyland Friday. BlizzCon Weekend. THEN home to FL.
Am I cooking or am I cooked?
Next concert is 45 days away and that is far too many days.
September 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Next concert is 45 days away and that is far too many days.
Screaming Famous Last Words into The End with tens of thousands of other emos did temporality heal me in ways I could never explain.
September 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Screaming Famous Last Words into The End with tens of thousands of other emos did temporality heal me in ways I could never explain.
Wearing this shirt to MyChem tonight. Pray for me.
September 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Wearing this shirt to MyChem tonight. Pray for me.
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Investing all my money in Etsy witches 📈📈📈
September 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Investing all my money in Etsy witches 📈📈📈
I’ve always been a casual waterparks fan but their new stuff is hitting me into hyperfixation mode.
But I’m middle aged and TERRIFIED of Waterparks fans tbh.
But I’m middle aged and TERRIFIED of Waterparks fans tbh.
September 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I’ve always been a casual waterparks fan but their new stuff is hitting me into hyperfixation mode.
But I’m middle aged and TERRIFIED of Waterparks fans tbh.
But I’m middle aged and TERRIFIED of Waterparks fans tbh.
As someone who has only dated men 5’11+…
The hottest men are like 5’6-5’9 and you’re literally looking over them.
(This message brought to you by gin and hot guys at HHN).
The hottest men are like 5’6-5’9 and you’re literally looking over them.
(This message brought to you by gin and hot guys at HHN).
September 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
As someone who has only dated men 5’11+…
The hottest men are like 5’6-5’9 and you’re literally looking over them.
(This message brought to you by gin and hot guys at HHN).
The hottest men are like 5’6-5’9 and you’re literally looking over them.
(This message brought to you by gin and hot guys at HHN).
Probably needed a hug, got drunk at horror nights instead.
On some sad shit heavy.
September 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Probably needed a hug, got drunk at horror nights instead.
The bar is so low it’s in hell and apparently that’s still not low enough.
August 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The bar is so low it’s in hell and apparently that’s still not low enough.
Gonna go in. Snort some fog. Watch Nightmare Fuel. And leave. Houses can wait because EYE am not waiting in those opening night lines.
August 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Gonna go in. Snort some fog. Watch Nightmare Fuel. And leave. Houses can wait because EYE am not waiting in those opening night lines.
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Today is the biggest news dump day in our lifetimes since 9/11. PR departments, hit send on every single draft. Release the Epstein Files, tell us who shot JFK, confirm the Blink 182 guy is right about UFOs. Now is the time, America
August 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Today is the biggest news dump day in our lifetimes since 9/11. PR departments, hit send on every single draft. Release the Epstein Files, tell us who shot JFK, confirm the Blink 182 guy is right about UFOs. Now is the time, America
As a You’re Losing Me/Prophecy girlie?
Today has me feelings things.
Today has me feelings things.
August 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
As a You’re Losing Me/Prophecy girlie?
Today has me feelings things.
Today has me feelings things.