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Emilio Sparks
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yogi, host, producer, and curator of all the things you love.
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We can’t clown Gen Alpha for saying “6-7” when millennials once screamed “I am the Great Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole.”
Halloween’s over. Mariah Carey has been thawed. Merry Christmas 🎅🏼
It still haunts me that I never got to experience an MTV Spring Break.
Self-soothing is listening to A Tribe Called Quest while treating yourself to lunch. This is how you Sunday!
Binge watching Married with Children while listening to 36 Chambers. Sunday done right.
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Booker is right. $75K as a 1099 sounds cute until taxes eat 30% that you, not the company, pays. Now you’re at $52.5K. No benefits, no insurance, and you cover travel, gear, rent, etc. That “big opportunity” money? Barely entry-level. It’s not disrespect to walk away it’s math.
Even if the honeybee could explain to the fly why pollen is better than shit, the fly wouldn't understand.
One Tree Hill’s Best Character Was Dan Scott
That slight pre fall chill hit and suddenly I’m googling chunky multicolor crochet beanies. I think I need one. 👀

Any recs for cozy, colorful ones, bonus if they’re handmade or fleece-lined.
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Big s/o to @iamaobaker.bsky.social & @pardonmyfresh.bsky.social for this sick corduroy "Nah, Yeah" hat in the Mets colorway! 🟦🟧

Go cop yours before they are GONE!

www.pardonmyfresh.com
Oh wow and it looks to be in great condition.
Going thru loosies for the Richmond Comicon next weekend and woooooooah 😲
Say what you want about the Death Riders there’s plenty of hate out there but Mox and Co. are still the most dominant heels in AEW. #AEWForbiddenDoor
If his matches with Swerve and Kenny aren’t enough to kill the ‘Okada is coasting/has no aura’ narrative, then nothing will. Big Kazu been crushing it. #AEWForbiddenDoor
Swerve is top tier. Dude’s been having career-defining matches and a world title run all with a torn meniscus for six fkin’ years 😱 #AEWForbiddenDoor
The matching gear worn by Brody King and Bandido is a great touch most put together tag teams don’t bother coordinating their look, so it’s refreshing to see this kind of effort. #AEWForbiddenDoor
I can’t be the only one who wants to see Adam Copeland in a turtleneck. #AEWDynamite
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Ratings, raidings, and… a one act radio play?

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The language in the Helwani interview suggests this might not be a work. This isn’t R-Truth 2.0. If it is, bravo. If not, it’s just Kross speaking as a guy who got over and had his offer pulled. WWE’s “Sign or don’t” response shows there was no urgency to re-sign him or his wife.
Sometimes your soulmate is money. Stop forcing relationships.
I’m honestly so tired of struggling with my sleep. It’s really starting to mess with me mentally, and I feel like I’m losing control. I’ve tried so many things, but nothing works for long. I just want to feel normal again.
Kinda wild how creatively bankrupt Cena’s retirement run has been. This could’ve been a legendary heel turn something bold for once. Instead, no real build, no story, just a random “nah I’m good again” moment on the go-home show to Summerslam. The whole thing felt like a waste. Shame, really.
You can swap out parts, mix and match pieces, even create replicas but at best, you’ll end up with a carbon copy. The original holds a depth, a story, a presence that no imitation can match.
Suffering comes from resisting reality. Radical acceptance means releasing the need to change what you can't control, especially other people. Accept what is. Reclaim your emotional freedom.