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Elrond Hubbard

Elrond Hubbard

@elrondhubbard.bsky.social

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I do tabletop rpg stuff and teach upper elementary.

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Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 32m

Deplorable perhaps

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 3h

Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 13h

Sloppy steaks are back on the menu!

Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 13h

I taught Root Magic and Conjure Island to my 5th grade reading groups. They’re both wonderful!

Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 13h

I think this is exactly right.

Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 13h

Too busy looking for ways to tie autism to…oh, let’s say…Hot Pockets

Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 13h

Fluoride panic was my first experience with the Wellness to Fash pipeline.

Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 13h

A timeless classic

Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 22h

I don’t care. He has a Nazi tattoo.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 1d

this missing T in bret's name stands for tiny piss baby

Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 1d

I mean, what? The only people I see making excuses for the Nazi tattoos are parroting the "These leftists with their purity tests want to lose" line.

Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 1d

Trump stepped on a cat; here's why Bothsides are at fault, but, ultimately, the Dems are at fault.

Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 1d

Amazing; can’t wait to read this! I love your books.

Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 1d

It’s double breasted because I aim it at two peoples chests

Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 2d

Trump is Jabba in this metaphor

Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 2d

Mrs. Lovejoy voice: Will no one think of the mediocre rich kids?!

Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 2d

You can have my gun just don’t make fun of my blazer

Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 3d

How anyone can have a problem with eggs and meat at 10:30 is beyond me.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 3d

the symbolism of “Trump destroying the White House for a overpriced luxury vanity project, during a government shut down, days after a historically-large mass demonstration against his regime called “No Kings”’ would be rightly viewed as laying it on a little thick if it was in a work of fiction

Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 3d

Indoor recess all week

Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 4d

Often not even veiled

Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 4d

Every picture of George Santos looks like Pee Wee just swiveled his chair around and he's about to say "You'll never get your bike back now, Mr. Herman..."

Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 4d

Maybe cringe is the new punk rock

Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 4d

Ghost Riders in the Sky is 100% a Halloween song, but it will never be on a Halloween mix. WTF is Hungry Like the Wolf doing on every single October playlist.

Elrond Hubbard @elrondhubbard.bsky.social · 4d

Halloween music is a meta genre that crosses any and all genres, and 70% of songs on Halloween playlists are not Halloween music. Tubular Bells? Halloween music! Werewolves of London? Not Halloween Music! Any song by the Cramps? Halloween Music. Vampire by Olivia Rodrigo? Not Halloween music!