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homie said she got mad pussy disease
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
yeah man, it's cool to be ineffectually indignant about the fecklessness of the democratic party, didn't you know?
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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You too can move on from electoral politics. Release the farce and play acting. Put your energies into helping each other and building new systems of care. I believe in the people, not politicians.
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
turning a werewolf into balloon animal so i can get that balloon knot
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
it sure is hard trying to be less cynical when *gestures at everything*
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
huh, never knew that funny feeling you get on the tip of your nose when you're horny is called "honeymoon nose". neat?
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
working through childhood trauma is useful but exhausting
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
always cool when someone you thought was your friend decides to ghost you
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
just found out what a blorbo is and now my whole day is ruined
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
much like red foo i too work out
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
people that find out i'm vegetarian: don't you miss burgers, steaks, chicken tenders, and stuff like that?

me: no, not really

me internally: god! what i wouldn't do for a big mama pickled sausage🥺🥺🥺
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
if you find yourself identifying with the transformee in tf/tg porn you may want to consider the possibility that that's wish fulfillment
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
you can just reheat rice and beans in a pot or pan with some oil. then mix in herbs, spices, and an egg when you're almost done cooking. no one is going to stop you
November 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
enjoy this old pic, or whatever, i'm not your mom. just thought i'd throw the dogs a bone
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
oh mylanta! it's snowing 🥹
November 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
we need a period piece about periods. a period period piece
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
not now dear, mommy's taunting our 15ft burmese python using your baby brother
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
do they say "¡ay frijoles!" in mexico like we say "aww beans!"up here?
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Erm guys, where did texas go?

Suspiciously texas shaped deer: *buuuurp*

#deer 🦌
November 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
cottage cheese is really good with potato chips, and i'm tired of being quiet about it! they make a criminally underrated chip and dip combo, or you can mash the chips into the cottage cheese and make a poor man's potato salad
November 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
meatwad, what do i have to do to be able to smoke weed again?
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
what's that, you can't cum using only your mind? damn, sucks to be you
November 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM