unintentionelle
@ellewasamistake.bsky.social
host of the tonight show with jimmy fallon
goodnight moon *a tear rolls down my eye as i raise a gun to the sky* forever
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 AM
goodnight moon *a tear rolls down my eye as i raise a gun to the sky* forever
improv phone sex
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"yes and then what"
🤝
"yes and then what"
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
improv phone sex
🤝
"yes and then what"
🤝
"yes and then what"
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Uhhh, the "ghost" part?
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Uhhh, the "ghost" part?
[interview with the vampire]
interviewer: and what would you say your biggest weakness is
vampire: sunl- wait a second
interviewer: *removing mask to reveal simon belmont, vampire slayer* sunlamps? sunlizards?? *now googling* what is a sunlizard
interviewer: and what would you say your biggest weakness is
vampire: sunl- wait a second
interviewer: *removing mask to reveal simon belmont, vampire slayer* sunlamps? sunlizards?? *now googling* what is a sunlizard
November 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
[interview with the vampire]
interviewer: and what would you say your biggest weakness is
vampire: sunl- wait a second
interviewer: *removing mask to reveal simon belmont, vampire slayer* sunlamps? sunlizards?? *now googling* what is a sunlizard
interviewer: and what would you say your biggest weakness is
vampire: sunl- wait a second
interviewer: *removing mask to reveal simon belmont, vampire slayer* sunlamps? sunlizards?? *now googling* what is a sunlizard
two girls, one cup is gross? are u not aware that it passes the bechdel test? do u hate women??
October 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
two girls, one cup is gross? are u not aware that it passes the bechdel test? do u hate women??
i would kill a victorian child
October 9, 2025 at 11:38 AM
i would kill a victorian child
I refuse to buy into this AI actress taking hollywood thing. there is zero chance this is happening and isn't a marketing ploy built off ragebait
October 1, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I refuse to buy into this AI actress taking hollywood thing. there is zero chance this is happening and isn't a marketing ploy built off ragebait
big fan of when people post videos with captions like "you won't believe it, but this scene was entirely improvised!!!" and it's two marvel actors saying the least funny thing you've ever heard
August 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
big fan of when people post videos with captions like "you won't believe it, but this scene was entirely improvised!!!" and it's two marvel actors saying the least funny thing you've ever heard
love to go on the internet to use my favourite sites such as the hitler app, the ai image feed for confused old people, and the one where you post pictures and everyone replies with how much they hate women
August 7, 2025 at 10:22 AM
love to go on the internet to use my favourite sites such as the hitler app, the ai image feed for confused old people, and the one where you post pictures and everyone replies with how much they hate women
thinking bout the VIPs in squid game watching people throw rocks at each other like it's the superbowl
July 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
thinking bout the VIPs in squid game watching people throw rocks at each other like it's the superbowl
thinking about this australian tourism poster and how no-one here gives a damn
June 17, 2025 at 1:08 PM
thinking about this australian tourism poster and how no-one here gives a damn
how film majors will look at you when you tell them your favourite movie is fast and the furious instead of a good movie because you have the taste of a stupid baby with a rapidly deteriorating brain condition
June 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
how film majors will look at you when you tell them your favourite movie is fast and the furious instead of a good movie because you have the taste of a stupid baby with a rapidly deteriorating brain condition
i think amongst all of jk rowling's drivel, the funniest thing is that she doesn't even seem to know why people like harry potter in the first place
May 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
i think amongst all of jk rowling's drivel, the funniest thing is that she doesn't even seem to know why people like harry potter in the first place
comedian: are you OFFENDED?! DID I OFFEND YOU? because if i did, i'm very sorry. sometimes my social and cultural privilege makes it difficult for me to decipher the negative connotations of my humor. i strive to learn from my mistakes to promote an inclusive space during my set
May 20, 2025 at 9:23 AM
comedian: are you OFFENDED?! DID I OFFEND YOU? because if i did, i'm very sorry. sometimes my social and cultural privilege makes it difficult for me to decipher the negative connotations of my humor. i strive to learn from my mistakes to promote an inclusive space during my set
can't stop thinking about that tweet someone made where they were like "part of the ego problem in gaming circles is that people feel smart for solving problems that were designed to be solved" because like yeah? every time i do a silly little puzzle i'm like "YEAH LOOK AT ME GO. I'M A BRAIN GENIUS"
May 8, 2025 at 11:41 AM
can't stop thinking about that tweet someone made where they were like "part of the ego problem in gaming circles is that people feel smart for solving problems that were designed to be solved" because like yeah? every time i do a silly little puzzle i'm like "YEAH LOOK AT ME GO. I'M A BRAIN GENIUS"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA get fucked dutton
May 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA get fucked dutton
this is one of my favorite bits to do
May 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
this is one of my favorite bits to do
if i could have dinner with anyone alive or dead i wouldn't
April 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
if i could have dinner with anyone alive or dead i wouldn't
the perfect amount of water is two and a half glasses. if I see someone drink three, I cannot take their opinions seriously
April 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
the perfect amount of water is two and a half glasses. if I see someone drink three, I cannot take their opinions seriously
is it wrong to flirt with your ex in an elaborate scheme to get back an office chair
April 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
is it wrong to flirt with your ex in an elaborate scheme to get back an office chair
I talk a lot of shit for someone that used to end their messages in "eheh"
April 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I talk a lot of shit for someone that used to end their messages in "eheh"
fulfilling my childhood dreams by doordashing an ice cream cake at 9PM
April 6, 2025 at 10:59 AM
fulfilling my childhood dreams by doordashing an ice cream cake at 9PM
I bought a teleprompter to cheat in a scriptless video assessment in high school so who am I to judge?
March 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I bought a teleprompter to cheat in a scriptless video assessment in high school so who am I to judge?
no but thank you for asking
March 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
no but thank you for asking
wtf since when did I have 1000 followers on here. I've been treating this like a priv to 20 people
March 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
wtf since when did I have 1000 followers on here. I've been treating this like a priv to 20 people