Elite Sens Brain
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Justice for Jordan Spence by @Elite Sens Brain
Hockey is back, and so are we! Topics in this episode include: whether Jordan Spence is the new Erik Brännström, the Sens' recent fashion mishaps, and the city of Ottawa maybe driving the Charge out o...
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NEW EPISODE!
We discuss Jordan Spence being the new Erik Brännström, the Lansdowne 2.0 mess, the Jays, and some pop culture news that is very important to us specifically
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We discuss Jordan Spence being the new Erik Brännström, the Lansdowne 2.0 mess, the Jays, and some pop culture news that is very important to us specifically
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interesting how yesterday we released a podcast episode where we told the sens to play jordan spence and also wear white helmets and they immediately did both of those things and won. almost like people should listen to us more?
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
interesting how yesterday we released a podcast episode where we told the sens to play jordan spence and also wear white helmets and they immediately did both of those things and won. almost like people should listen to us more?
once you have listened to the episode make sure to do your homework: youtube.com/playlist?lis...
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
once you have listened to the episode make sure to do your homework: youtube.com/playlist?lis...
NEW EPISODE!
We discuss Jordan Spence being the new Erik Brännström, the Lansdowne 2.0 mess, the Jays, and some pop culture news that is very important to us specifically
zencastr.com/z/Y8cbHo1Z
We discuss Jordan Spence being the new Erik Brännström, the Lansdowne 2.0 mess, the Jays, and some pop culture news that is very important to us specifically
zencastr.com/z/Y8cbHo1Z
Justice for Jordan Spence by @Elite Sens Brain
Hockey is back, and so are we! Topics in this episode include: whether Jordan Spence is the new Erik Brännström, the Sens' recent fashion mishaps, and the city of Ottawa maybe driving the Charge out o...
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November 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
NEW EPISODE!
We discuss Jordan Spence being the new Erik Brännström, the Lansdowne 2.0 mess, the Jays, and some pop culture news that is very important to us specifically
zencastr.com/z/Y8cbHo1Z
We discuss Jordan Spence being the new Erik Brännström, the Lansdowne 2.0 mess, the Jays, and some pop culture news that is very important to us specifically
zencastr.com/z/Y8cbHo1Z
recording today if the hockey gods allow it... any particular topics we should discuss?
the hockey gods are trying to keep us down (we keep taking turns getting sick) so new episode whenever we are both well enough to record
November 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
recording today if the hockey gods allow it... any particular topics we should discuss?
the hockey gods are trying to keep us down (we keep taking turns getting sick) so new episode whenever we are both well enough to record
October 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
the hockey gods are trying to keep us down (we keep taking turns getting sick) so new episode whenever we are both well enough to record
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Essential listening to understand why I am about to start saying "Thomas Chabot is a horse, to me" on bsky dot com.
Are you wondering why people keep calling Thomas Chabot a horse? This is your chance to get in on the joke before the season starts
NEW EPISODE!
We are back! Listen to us explain a popular Sens twitter offseason meme known as "chabbyhorse posting," and also predict the upcoming season or whatever
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We are back! Listen to us explain a popular Sens twitter offseason meme known as "chabbyhorse posting," and also predict the upcoming season or whatever
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September 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Essential listening to understand why I am about to start saying "Thomas Chabot is a horse, to me" on bsky dot com.
NEW EPISODE!
We are back! Listen to us explain a popular Sens twitter offseason meme known as "chabbyhorse posting," and also predict the upcoming season or whatever
zencastr.com/z/kVwjnO1C
We are back! Listen to us explain a popular Sens twitter offseason meme known as "chabbyhorse posting," and also predict the upcoming season or whatever
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Chabbyhorse by @Elite Sens Brain
After a long hiatus, we are so back. We recap the big stories from the offseason (spoiler: there weren't many), explain a popular offseason meme, offer our extremely delayed reaction to the Charge los...
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September 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
NEW EPISODE!
We are back! Listen to us explain a popular Sens twitter offseason meme known as "chabbyhorse posting," and also predict the upcoming season or whatever
zencastr.com/z/kVwjnO1C
We are back! Listen to us explain a popular Sens twitter offseason meme known as "chabbyhorse posting," and also predict the upcoming season or whatever
zencastr.com/z/kVwjnO1C
NEW EPISODE!
We recap the Ottawa Charge's incredible playoff run and hand out the Amelnykan Awards!
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We recap the Ottawa Charge's incredible playoff run and hand out the Amelnykan Awards!
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Défaite de Montréal by @Elite Sens Brain
Now that hockey is over and there are definitely no teams playing anymore, it's time for the offseason. First, we recap the Ottawa Charge's thrilling run to the Walter Cup final and the news about PWH...
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June 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
NEW EPISODE!
We recap the Ottawa Charge's incredible playoff run and hand out the Amelnykan Awards!
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We recap the Ottawa Charge's incredible playoff run and hand out the Amelnykan Awards!
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someone ask king charles his opinion on the brännström news
May 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
someone ask king charles his opinion on the brännström news
NEW EPISODE!
We recap the reverse sweep that almost was, then turn our attention to the Charge and their upcoming playoff debut.
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We recap the reverse sweep that almost was, then turn our attention to the Charge and their upcoming playoff debut.
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Matthews balding by @Elite Sens Brain
The Sens' season has come to a tragic end, but there's no question about it: we are ready to get hurt again. We recap the reverse sweep that almost was, revisit our preseason predictions, and eventual...
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May 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
NEW EPISODE!
We recap the reverse sweep that almost was, then turn our attention to the Charge and their upcoming playoff debut.
zencastr.com/z/UiRn01-o
We recap the reverse sweep that almost was, then turn our attention to the Charge and their upcoming playoff debut.
zencastr.com/z/UiRn01-o
NEW EPISODE!
Before you can be so back it must first be so over...
The Sens' first 2 playoff games in 8 years call for a mostly unedited, emergency podcast. We discuss Brady achieving his dreams, and our thoughts on the Sens' chances in the series.
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Before you can be so back it must first be so over...
The Sens' first 2 playoff games in 8 years call for a mostly unedited, emergency podcast. We discuss Brady achieving his dreams, and our thoughts on the Sens' chances in the series.
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EMERGENCY PODCAST: All part of the plan by @Elite Sens Brain
The playoffs have started, and that means it's time for a mostly unedited, emergency podcast to assess the damage from games 1 and 2. We discuss Brady Tkachuk finally scoring a between-the-legs goal a...
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April 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
NEW EPISODE!
Before you can be so back it must first be so over...
The Sens' first 2 playoff games in 8 years call for a mostly unedited, emergency podcast. We discuss Brady achieving his dreams, and our thoughts on the Sens' chances in the series.
zencastr.com/z/H2JXYiIv
Before you can be so back it must first be so over...
The Sens' first 2 playoff games in 8 years call for a mostly unedited, emergency podcast. We discuss Brady achieving his dreams, and our thoughts on the Sens' chances in the series.
zencastr.com/z/H2JXYiIv
recording an emergency pod tomorrow to discuss what brady tkachuk did this time
April 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
recording an emergency pod tomorrow to discuss what brady tkachuk did this time
THE PLAYOFF PREVIEW YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!
We have joined forces with @zubcast.bsky.social to deliver a massive crossover episode, where we preview the Sens' grand return to the Stanley Cup Playoffs.
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We have joined forces with @zubcast.bsky.social to deliver a massive crossover episode, where we preview the Sens' grand return to the Stanley Cup Playoffs.
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Zubcast x Elite Sens Brain: Playoff Preview by @Elite Sens Brain
For the first time since 2017, YOUR OTTAWA SENATORS ARE IN THE STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS!
To celebrate the occasion, we have joined forces with the Zubcast to deliver the crossover episode of your dreams....
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April 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
THE PLAYOFF PREVIEW YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!
We have joined forces with @zubcast.bsky.social to deliver a massive crossover episode, where we preview the Sens' grand return to the Stanley Cup Playoffs.
zencastr.com/z/_G_DNZ0w
We have joined forces with @zubcast.bsky.social to deliver a massive crossover episode, where we preview the Sens' grand return to the Stanley Cup Playoffs.
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big things planned for our playoff preview. stay tuned.
April 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM
big things planned for our playoff preview. stay tuned.
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I love this podcast so much that I made sure to track down their zoom link and call in just for a chance to talk to my favourite podcasters!
Not a playoff preview, nor a season in review, but a secret third thing, it's Episode 44 of the WTYKY Podcast, featuring special guests* @cbeatae.bsky.social and @erikssonsburner.bsky.social!
* - randos who found our leaked Zoom link on the dark web
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* - randos who found our leaked Zoom link on the dark web
welcometoyourkarlssonyears.com/2025/04/07/w...
WTYKY Podcast – Episode 44
With the Senators all-but-guaranteed to clinch a playoff spot, Luke and James return to assess the Ottawa’s new players, the somewhat new players, the somewhat new coach, and the potential to…
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April 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I love this podcast so much that I made sure to track down their zoom link and call in just for a chance to talk to my favourite podcasters!
NEW EPISODE!
Goodbye, Josh 💔 we discuss The Trade, and get excited about the Sens' playoff chances, but don't worry; we save some time to be mad about the Habs too.
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Goodbye, Josh 💔 we discuss The Trade, and get excited about the Sens' playoff chances, but don't worry; we save some time to be mad about the Habs too.
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Babygirl eulogy by @Elite Sens Brain
With about a month left in the NHL regular season, something that was once unthinkable is finally true: the Ottawa Senators have a 91.2% chance of making the playoffs.
The price of the Sens's success...
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March 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
NEW EPISODE!
Goodbye, Josh 💔 we discuss The Trade, and get excited about the Sens' playoff chances, but don't worry; we save some time to be mad about the Habs too.
zencastr.com/z/-VaBzBQY
Goodbye, Josh 💔 we discuss The Trade, and get excited about the Sens' playoff chances, but don't worry; we save some time to be mad about the Habs too.
zencastr.com/z/-VaBzBQY
support CANADIAN PODCASTING by listening to elite sens brain instead of whatever GARBAGE american podcast you listen to 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 (we get no money from this we just want attention)
March 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
support CANADIAN PODCASTING by listening to elite sens brain instead of whatever GARBAGE american podcast you listen to 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 (we get no money from this we just want attention)
We might lose followers over this, but it needs to be said. I find it extremely disrespectful when people boo the national anthem. As soon as you hear 'Baby, take me to the feeling / I'll be your sinner, in secret / When the lights go out / Run away with me' you need to be OUT of your fucking seat
February 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
We might lose followers over this, but it needs to be said. I find it extremely disrespectful when people boo the national anthem. As soon as you hear 'Baby, take me to the feeling / I'll be your sinner, in secret / When the lights go out / Run away with me' you need to be OUT of your fucking seat
NEW EPISODE!!!!! Today is the only day you can listen to this before the four nations stop facing off
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CanCon by @Elite Sens Brain
Now, more than ever before, four nations have been facing off.
Listen to us as we discuss everything from on-ice fights to national anthems (both written by Carly Rae Jepsen and otherwise).
Follow ...
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February 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
NEW EPISODE!!!!! Today is the only day you can listen to this before the four nations stop facing off
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DON'T GO TO SLEEP YET!
While you celebrate the Sens win and/or have a breakdown over the Flyers trade (the two sides of our audience), listen to our NEW EPISODE where we discuss Tim Stützle's haircut and the new year and such.
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While you celebrate the Sens win and/or have a breakdown over the Flyers trade (the two sides of our audience), listen to our NEW EPISODE where we discuss Tim Stützle's haircut and the new year and such.
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The Bald Epidemic by @Elite Sens Brain
Happy New Year!
While we were battling illness, the Sens have been busy tearing up the NHL (on weekends only). After analyzing Tim Stützle's new haircut, we look back at the year that was, and make p...
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January 31, 2025 at 3:58 AM
DON'T GO TO SLEEP YET!
While you celebrate the Sens win and/or have a breakdown over the Flyers trade (the two sides of our audience), listen to our NEW EPISODE where we discuss Tim Stützle's haircut and the new year and such.
zencastr.com/z/PfJiORT0
While you celebrate the Sens win and/or have a breakdown over the Flyers trade (the two sides of our audience), listen to our NEW EPISODE where we discuss Tim Stützle's haircut and the new year and such.
zencastr.com/z/PfJiORT0
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huge if true
our gift to all of you this holiday season is a NEW EPISODE all about how GOOD THE SENS ARE because they're so good you guys they're SO good zencastr.com/z/zDHbhiSY
Greedy by @Elite Sens Brain
We still can't quite believe it, but... the Sens just can't stop winning. For the first time in what feels like forever, they're actually in a playoff spot, and that means we finally want to talk abou...
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December 22, 2024 at 10:49 PM
huge if true
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at a time when most podcasts are cowardly taking "holiday breaks" you continue to be brave and truthtellers. thank you for all you so 🙏🙏🙏
December 22, 2024 at 11:01 PM
at a time when most podcasts are cowardly taking "holiday breaks" you continue to be brave and truthtellers. thank you for all you so 🙏🙏🙏
our gift to all of you this holiday season is a NEW EPISODE all about how GOOD THE SENS ARE because they're so good you guys they're SO good zencastr.com/z/zDHbhiSY
Greedy by @Elite Sens Brain
We still can't quite believe it, but... the Sens just can't stop winning. For the first time in what feels like forever, they're actually in a playoff spot, and that means we finally want to talk abou...
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December 22, 2024 at 10:45 PM
our gift to all of you this holiday season is a NEW EPISODE all about how GOOD THE SENS ARE because they're so good you guys they're SO good zencastr.com/z/zDHbhiSY
to these ten listeners, thank you. to everyone else, we hope you take some time to reflect on how you can better artificially inflate elite sens brain's numbers in the coming year, perhaps by playing our episodes on repeat while you sleep.
December 4, 2024 at 3:33 PM
to these ten listeners, thank you. to everyone else, we hope you take some time to reflect on how you can better artificially inflate elite sens brain's numbers in the coming year, perhaps by playing our episodes on repeat while you sleep.