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eligible pumpkin

@eligiblegoodboy.bsky.social

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eligible pumpkin @eligiblegoodboy.bsky.social · 1h

That’s fucking nasty lmao

eligible pumpkin @eligiblegoodboy.bsky.social · 1h

Sexy sunny

eligible pumpkin @eligiblegoodboy.bsky.social · 1h

Don’t have a sour taste in my throat

eligible pumpkin @eligiblegoodboy.bsky.social · 1h

It’s the 3:45am for me

eligible pumpkin @eligiblegoodboy.bsky.social · 1h

TIDDIES 😍

eligible pumpkin @eligiblegoodboy.bsky.social · 2h

I’ve been saying Dems better make a Project 2029 and implement that sh*t full stop

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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 17h

Trump has so transformed and degraded the machinery of American government that it isn't enough to just beat him or his successor. Someone has to rebuild the liberal democratic state.

America Needs a Project 2029

The road back from here will be harder.

www.thebulwark.com

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eligible pumpkin @eligiblegoodboy.bsky.social · 2h

I need to be under that desk omg

eligible pumpkin @eligiblegoodboy.bsky.social · 5h

Two cute twinks at w*rk. Should I stop and think?

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eligible pumpkin @eligiblegoodboy.bsky.social · 8h

I need to touch a man

eligible pumpkin @eligiblegoodboy.bsky.social · 12h

Finished boots last night. I loved that it told multiple gays’ stories within one show. I didn’t love all the yelling and high testosterone levels but it’s the marines, so I get it.

eligible pumpkin @eligiblegoodboy.bsky.social · 13h

I wish Apple / Spotify would let us pick the cover we want displayed

eligible pumpkin @eligiblegoodboy.bsky.social · 23h

I volunteer

eligible pumpkin @eligiblegoodboy.bsky.social · 23h

Not to mention the grey skies 😭 he is destroying our country

eligible pumpkin @eligiblegoodboy.bsky.social · 1d

I’m finishing the final two episodes tonight omg

eligible pumpkin @eligiblegoodboy.bsky.social · 1d

The laptop really called you a ***

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eligible pumpkin @eligiblegoodboy.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Birthdayyy!

eligible pumpkin @eligiblegoodboy.bsky.social · 1d

I kinda wish that were the mayhem cover now ugh

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eligible pumpkin @eligiblegoodboy.bsky.social · 1d

11.5in **** damnnnn

eligible pumpkin @eligiblegoodboy.bsky.social · 1d

I’d puke

eligible pumpkin @eligiblegoodboy.bsky.social · 1d

Yell at said mom lol

eligible pumpkin @eligiblegoodboy.bsky.social · 1d

I am craving a Dante martini 🍸

eligible pumpkin @eligiblegoodboy.bsky.social · 1d

Me!!

eligible pumpkin @eligiblegoodboy.bsky.social · 1d

I could watch this for hours

eligible pumpkin @eligiblegoodboy.bsky.social · 1d

How do your balls hang so low? It’s impressive and hot af