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ElfieEatzBrains

@elfiebrains.bsky.social

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Welcome to my page! ✧─── ･｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧ ✦ Elfie || she/they || 24 Earth Years ✦ Perpetual Oddball, 3D Dong Artist ✧─── ･｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧

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ElfieEatzBrains @elfiebrains.bsky.social · Jun 13

Oh, hai there :33
Customs are open again!! Honk in the comments if you want something special~

{ #nsfwbsky #nsfw #smalltits #clowngirl #clown #altgirl #customcontent }

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Jinx Aesthel @jinxaesthel.bsky.social · Jun 4

Happy birthday to me 🤡🍦🌞

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girl fieri @laureneahmed.bsky.social · Jun 4

As someone who is half hillbilly by birth, it burns me up that country music has gotten so cozy with the worst people, it’s supposed to be about outlaws and trains and moonshine and killing your cheating husband not whatever this Morgan Wallen shit is

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ElfieEatzBrains @elfiebrains.bsky.social · Apr 20

I climbed a fire watch tower in the mountains to be able to have these photos taken. It was one of the coolest things I’ve ever done

#nsfwbsky #nsfwsky #photography #altmodel

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ElfieEatzBrains @elfiebrains.bsky.social · Apr 11

What’s up MTV, welcome to my crib

•tags•
#fanslybsky #fansly #nsfwbsky #alt #altgirl #creepygirl #nude #petite

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ElfieEatzBrains @elfiebrains.bsky.social · Apr 5

Worm food 🪱

ElfieEatzBrains @elfiebrains.bsky.social · Apr 4

I guess I’m officially an actress?

ElfieEatzBrains @elfiebrains.bsky.social · Apr 3

Lights, camera, ACTION! 🎥

See yall on the Big Screen 💋

ElfieEatzBrains @elfiebrains.bsky.social · Apr 3

I’m going to be in a Hulu series tomorrow!! 🤭
Here’s a couple of the outfits I picked out. I’m really hoping they pick the first one ❤️

#ootd #sexy #resort #hulu #actress

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ElfieEatzBrains @elfiebrains.bsky.social · Mar 30

If someone gets this for me off of my Throne I will literally love you forever

This is the most beautiful toy I’ve ever seen in my life omfg

ElfieEatzBrains @elfiebrains.bsky.social · Mar 24

Canary in the Coalmine 🕸️

A pic I never posted from a lovely photographer of mine~

#nsfw #photography #altmodel #fanslybsky

ElfieEatzBrains @elfiebrains.bsky.social · Mar 24

I love u <33

•ignore•
#nsfwbsky #petite #nsfw #fansly #fanslybsky #tipme #smalltits #sizequeen #kink #kinky

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Myrtle Faust → EXXXOTICA NJ @myrtlemystic.bsky.social · Mar 23

If ur annoyed that a sex worker is posting about not being paid/tipped, you should either;
- tip them
or
- stop interacting with sex workers bc you clearly don't respect them

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ElfieEatzBrains @elfiebrains.bsky.social · Mar 24

Welp. I had to send my entire Fansly check to my landlord and now I don’t have any $$ for food, my new medications, or rent.

I’m actually going to be homeless if this shit keeps happening to me .-.

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Myrtle Faust → EXXXOTICA NJ @myrtlemystic.bsky.social · Mar 23

Just because you tip sex workers doesn't make you a good person; plenty of tippers can be rude, demanding, predatory & toxic.

If you pay sex workers, make sure you
- treat them like a human being
- treat the transaction like paying for a meal
- can financially afford to
- don't ask for freebies

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ElfieEatzBrains @elfiebrains.bsky.social · Mar 24

My body: “hm it’s getting a little too comfortable around here…”

Me: wot

My body:

Me: pls no

My body: now introducing ✨non-consensual self cannibalism ✨ mmm tasty bone

*for context my body is consuming itself to compensate for the weird shit it’s doing. Man, I love being chronically ill! /j

ElfieEatzBrains @elfiebrains.bsky.social · Mar 23

Pennywise’s estranged southern sister

#clown #clowngirl #clownfetish #sfx #hauntactress

ElfieEatzBrains @elfiebrains.bsky.social · Mar 23

Ur in clown town now, bby

•ignoreeee•
#clowngirl #clownfetish #clown #fanslygirl #fansly #fanslybsky #nsfwbsky #fetish #kink

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ElfieEatzBrains @elfiebrains.bsky.social · Mar 22

I am begging u guys to regularly get your thyroid checked.

It sounds silly but, Hyperthyroidism is literally the worst thing I’ve ever experienced in my life. Please get regular exams, and hormonal blood tests.

I’d willingly shove a cactus up my ass if that was the cure to this disease.

ElfieEatzBrains @elfiebrains.bsky.social · Mar 22

Also don’t mind the TP in the background there was a super annoying fly that landed on the wall of the shower so I yeeted my toilet paper roll at it 😅
I missed, if anyone was wondering.

Pro tip: don’t sleep w/ your windows open all night lmfao

ElfieEatzBrains @elfiebrains.bsky.social · Mar 22

Because of my new medical condition and prescriptions + copays, I haven’t been able to afford the entirety of my rent. I am currently $620 short.

If anyone wants to cashapp me for some naughty videos or pics it would be such a huge help…
$ElfieBrains

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ElfieEatzBrains @elfiebrains.bsky.social · Mar 20

Omfg nooo 😭
Dabs would’ve sent me past fuckin Pluto but I crave it so baaaad ugh

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ElfieEatzBrains @elfiebrains.bsky.social · Mar 20

Funky fuggin fried

ElfieEatzBrains @elfiebrains.bsky.social · Mar 20

a man in a black shirt is laying on a bed with his head on the pillow .

ALT: a man in a black shirt is laying on a bed with his head on the pillow .

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ElfieEatzBrains @elfiebrains.bsky.social · Mar 20

Guysss I haven’t had the devils lettuce in over a month now and I just tried hitting it like I regularly do

Bad mistakeeeee brb gonna be comatose for the foreseeable future

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