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Incockneato
@elemani.bsky.social
· Nov 16
a man in a white tank top is holding a child
ALT: a man in a white tank top is holding a child
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Hi! 👋🏾
I know I may be fun, but I’m also a very married soccer mom of 3.
Please don’t DM me.
I know I may be fun, but I’m also a very married soccer mom of 3.
Please don’t DM me.
Now I’m only quoting this to feel something.
This is shade to my absentee, wicked (and I’m now convinced doesn’t- nor EVER- loved me) man, and no one else
Like… what do I do??? I don’t even remember what I did before I had someone to do me all the time. Now what!?!? What do IIII DOOOO. Funny, when I said “I do” I didn’t know it was FORESHADOWING
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Now I’m only quoting this to feel something.
This is shade to my absentee, wicked (and I’m now convinced doesn’t- nor EVER- loved me) man, and no one else
Like… what do I do??? I don’t even remember what I did before I had someone to do me all the time. Now what!?!? What do IIII DOOOO. Funny, when I said “I do” I didn’t know it was FORESHADOWING
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
This is shade to my absentee, wicked (and I’m now convinced doesn’t- nor EVER- loved me) man, and no one else
Like… what do I do??? I don’t even remember what I did before I had someone to do me all the time. Now what!?!? What do IIII DOOOO. Funny, when I said “I do” I didn’t know it was FORESHADOWING
December 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Like… what do I do??? I don’t even remember what I did before I had someone to do me all the time. Now what!?!? What do IIII DOOOO. Funny, when I said “I do” I didn’t know it was FORESHADOWING
UgHHHHHH Im so bored when my husband leaves me to “provide”…. He’s sure not PROVIDING me with attention
December 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
UgHHHHHH Im so bored when my husband leaves me to “provide”…. He’s sure not PROVIDING me with attention
My daughters are in their room arguing and one of them goes “like mommy! She’s not a grown up- but she has kids!”
Now how I catch a stray
Now how I catch a stray
December 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
My daughters are in their room arguing and one of them goes “like mommy! She’s not a grown up- but she has kids!”
Now how I catch a stray
Now how I catch a stray
I am stating this right now- I am originally from FIJI. F I J I
December 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I am stating this right now- I am originally from FIJI. F I J I
Planning a wedding event is INSANE and it’s VERY easy to become a bridezilla… VERY
December 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Planning a wedding event is INSANE and it’s VERY easy to become a bridezilla… VERY
I have 5 stars on Lyft because I am a conversationalist. I’ll never give up on humans.
The ridehail giant’s partnership with the self-driving startup is part of its push to be a global leader in operating autonomous cars and delivery vehicles.
Uber Launches Robotaxi Service In Dallas With Waymo Rival Avride
The ridehail giant’s partnership with the self-driving startup is part of its push to be a global leader in operating autonomous cars and delivery vehicles.
www.forbes.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I have 5 stars on Lyft because I am a conversationalist. I’ll never give up on humans.
My son: “mommy how come you always say opposites?”
Me (overstimulated): “what are you talking about sir??”
My son: “like when you say ‘don’t even worry about it’ but I should be worried about it?’ Or when you say ‘I hope it was worth it’ but you’re mad?” 😭😭😭😭😭😭 bro I’m too unserious to be a parent
Me (overstimulated): “what are you talking about sir??”
My son: “like when you say ‘don’t even worry about it’ but I should be worried about it?’ Or when you say ‘I hope it was worth it’ but you’re mad?” 😭😭😭😭😭😭 bro I’m too unserious to be a parent
November 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
My son: “mommy how come you always say opposites?”
Me (overstimulated): “what are you talking about sir??”
My son: “like when you say ‘don’t even worry about it’ but I should be worried about it?’ Or when you say ‘I hope it was worth it’ but you’re mad?” 😭😭😭😭😭😭 bro I’m too unserious to be a parent
Me (overstimulated): “what are you talking about sir??”
My son: “like when you say ‘don’t even worry about it’ but I should be worried about it?’ Or when you say ‘I hope it was worth it’ but you’re mad?” 😭😭😭😭😭😭 bro I’m too unserious to be a parent
Power just came back on. Crisis averted
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSONOFABITCHESWHOREASSFUCKINGCUNTGAHDAMNMORTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!!!
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Power just came back on. Crisis averted
TheFUCK were you doing out at 3AM!? Istg if I get my hands on this police report and there is 0.001% of alcohol in your system- I’m cutting the power to your shit every weekend for a year
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
TheFUCK were you doing out at 3AM!? Istg if I get my hands on this police report and there is 0.001% of alcohol in your system- I’m cutting the power to your shit every weekend for a year
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSONOFABITCHESWHOREASSFUCKINGCUNTGAHDAMNMORTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!!!
November 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSONOFABITCHESWHOREASSFUCKINGCUNTGAHDAMNMORTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!!!
Being an American is so crazy. I KNOW it’s insane to be mad someone’s car slid and crashed into the utility pole on my street. But the CAW CAW 🦅 🇺🇸 in me is crashing THE FUCK out.
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Being an American is so crazy. I KNOW it’s insane to be mad someone’s car slid and crashed into the utility pole on my street. But the CAW CAW 🦅 🇺🇸 in me is crashing THE FUCK out.
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🚨 BREAKING: It’s being reported that the CDC in the US is ending its experiments on monkeys! Approximately 200 macaques currently used in harmful research will be affected; future research on primates will also be discontinued. 🐵 🙌🏼
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
🚨 BREAKING: It’s being reported that the CDC in the US is ending its experiments on monkeys! Approximately 200 macaques currently used in harmful research will be affected; future research on primates will also be discontinued. 🐵 🙌🏼
Me personally, I’d like to be — and be WITH a villain. Hero’s stories stem from them sacrificing their true love “for the greater good” 🤮 EEEEYUCKK! Villains sacrifice the world for their true love. Gimme dat.
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Me personally, I’d like to be — and be WITH a villain. Hero’s stories stem from them sacrificing their true love “for the greater good” 🤮 EEEEYUCKK! Villains sacrifice the world for their true love. Gimme dat.
I dont know about the movie- but these two are my biggest recession indicators. Trying to get me to believe being bone skinny is “in” is a crazy way to say “get ready to starve”
“Wicked: For Good” is second only to “A Minecraft Movie” for 2025’s biggest opening weekend.
‘Wicked: For Good’ Dominates Box Office With $150 Million Opening—Beating Last Year’s First Installment
“Wicked: For Good” is second only to “A Minecraft Movie” for 2025’s biggest opening weekend.
www.forbes.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I dont know about the movie- but these two are my biggest recession indicators. Trying to get me to believe being bone skinny is “in” is a crazy way to say “get ready to starve”
Just went in the bathroom, looked in the mirror and cut my hair—- THEN I took it outside to burn it
wtf happened to me in a past life 😂😂😂
wtf happened to me in a past life 😂😂😂
November 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Just went in the bathroom, looked in the mirror and cut my hair—- THEN I took it outside to burn it
wtf happened to me in a past life 😂😂😂
wtf happened to me in a past life 😂😂😂
Hell yeah, wear ‘em LOUD and PROUD boysss! ✍🏿 📄
November 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Hell yeah, wear ‘em LOUD and PROUD boysss! ✍🏿 📄
“It’s a class war, not race” NIGGAAA. It took racism to CREATE the classes yall wanna fight about NOW
November 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
“It’s a class war, not race” NIGGAAA. It took racism to CREATE the classes yall wanna fight about NOW
I have never in my life tried to be the girl that lights up a room. In fact, I’d argue it could stand to be darker
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I have never in my life tried to be the girl that lights up a room. In fact, I’d argue it could stand to be darker
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She’s really the menace Natalie Nunn wants to be!
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
She’s really the menace Natalie Nunn wants to be!
There is absolutely nothing I could say about a mf that would beat me to a pulp
Y’all arguing about a tea page and joseline outside like this.
November 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
There is absolutely nothing I could say about a mf that would beat me to a pulp
Well HURRY UP THEN. What’re waiting for!?
Jeezus christ on a cracker! Living on earth has certainly lost its appeal.
ground.news/article/scie...
ground.news/article/scie...
Scientists Warn Key Ocean Current Collapse Could Bring Ice Age
Iceland has declared the potential collapse of the Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation (AMOC), a major ocean current system that transports warm tropical water northward and moderates European...
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November 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Well HURRY UP THEN. What’re waiting for!?
I was able to pull it off and be home by 11PM.
I have, genuinely - SO MUCH work to do, it’s INSANE. Then, I have so many errands to run immediately after, -but I also have to have this all done by 5:00 because I’m scheduled for fun at 5:30
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I was able to pull it off and be home by 11PM.
Yall know damn well why aliens won’t make mass contact. There is an entire group of ppl on earth that will (and probably have) EAT them
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Yall know damn well why aliens won’t make mass contact. There is an entire group of ppl on earth that will (and probably have) EAT them